I like these threads, they're depressing.
So what's your ideal gf like, /r9k/?
cold and frozen in the morgue
someone I already had once
god I miss her
She is a good person, always ready for challenges, caring for those left behind. She can takes life on easy mode and is genuinly interested in everything.
>>28301033
Boy-ish manner. Honest girl and kinda clingy but not too clingya girl that isn't a normie
>>28301033
Ellie Kendrick
>>28301033
She would need to have a pulse at the minimum.
someone who knows theyre special and likes me telling them that
>>28301033
A trans girl that will be my mommy gf and love me unconditionally.
A girl that doesn't ruin your day because she had a bad one. Who wants to help you in tough times, as opposed to abandon you for someone better. One that you can talk to about your fears and anxieties without worry of judgement (and the same goes for dreams/fetishes but that's usually easier.) Someone who can be alone but can also be with you. Its not that hard really
>100% Western european descent
>Owns a firearm
>Hikes and hunts on a regular basis
>not autistic
>>28301033
You said ideal so...
An extremely attractive and rich girl who is into me for no reason until we die together.
For me it would have to be a similar body type to pic related, she can be shorter, she can be thicker, flat as a board or busty as all hell but I need those big nipples.
Also
>wide taste in music
>enjoys reading doujins/watching porn
>doesn't mind I'm a manlet
>wants to do everything together
>slightly clingy
>loves to cuddle
>>28301463
>tfw this is my ideal bfexcept the european nonsense, im not a racist
>2D
>Small and cute, DFC, firm proportional ass
>unaging
>lived a life similar to mine
>otaku stuff and technology is life
>smart
>relaxed and generally the opposite of serious
>finds doing things you're not supposed to thrilling(like reading emails from a .gov mailserver you hacked or exploring a building)
>enjoys mischief
Dislikes the same stuff I dislike and all that. If you couldn't go on forever you have shit taste.
>>28301363
No one is more special than they can make themselves. Telling someone they're special is an insult to their efforts; they can always be MORE special.
>>28301581
thats a shitty way to think, like thinking that calling someone perfect is an insult and they could always be more perfect?
no thats bullshit, no one is ACTUALLY special but if someone thinks they are thats the confidence I want
>>28301033
>is kind to me
>smiles and is happy when she sees me
>not fucknuts
>has goals in life, so I can help inspire her to achieve those goals and grow as a person
>smells nice/cares about her hygiene
Literally that's it; I don't care about her appearance. I don't know if I'm asking too much.
>>28301593
>Hey fampai. You've reached your peak. That's it. You're done~! Nothing you will ever do will ever be as good as something you already did!
How would you feel if you heard that? Even if it's not uphill from right here, being told that you can do better means that you can actually do better. You're not done. You can reach the top, and shit, man, if you already reached the top, you can raise the roof.
>>28301033
>So what's your ideal gf like, /r9k/?
I don't have the perspective to say.
>>28301632
>"hey anon, you've achieved everything you've ever dreamed of, bask in your glory"
>Nothing you will ever do will ever be as good as something you already did!
when the fuck did I say that? what just because you became a doctor means you cant go and do other things?
how fucking lazy are you?
If I ever became great Id LOVE to have someone TELL me
>someone to talk to whenever for however long
>someone cute, small, and thin
>likes video games, anime, music
that's about it.
>>28301675
youre not great enough. do better
>>28301033
kinda clingy, at least.
Alright taste in animu/vns/vidya
>Umineko
>Kancolle
>Type Moon anything
>Evangelion
>any mecha actually
NEET
Doesnt mind skyping 12-16 hours a daychubby-fat, no SSBBW
4/10 at most, anything higher is unpassable as i'll think of you as a stacy whore and not respect your opinion on anything
>>28301033
>at least 4/10
>not fat
>likes me
thats basically it
I got dumped a few months ago. I've been with this girl for about 4 years.
She was far from ideal. In the meantime we both got fat. Now it's kinda hard to get a gf or to even think about it... even though I'd very much like to slay some pussy
Right now, my ideal gf would be any hot slut. Too bad I'm fat and can't even get an average girl.
How does one get 20+yo girls? I've been out of the game since I was a teen
>White (Preferably south Slav)
>Brown / Black hair
>Thin or Skinny
>At least 5ft4 or taller
>5/10 looks
>Not a complete girly girl
>Respectful, honest, reliable, loyal
>Not afraid to try new things
>Not afraid of things such as firearms, motorcycles, or getting a bit of mud or a oil stain on her pants/shirt
>Energetic
>Loves the outdoors and would be interested in doing things such as camping, hiking
>Doesn't mind long drives
>Loves more than a 1 genre of music
Boob, ass size etc.. are all non important.
>she drives me to a fancy restaurant in her Lamborghini
>she orders a steak for her and salmon salad for me
>after paying the bill she takes me to a high class dancing club
>I can feel the strapon behind her dress during a slow
"everything is going to be alright anon"
>she takes my anal virginity on the parking lot
>>28302273
you sure you don't just want a chad?
>>28301033
average females are grotesque
>>28302286
chad won't let you fall asleep crying on his breast with soothing whispers saying "you"re still a man anon, it's alright, don't listen to normalfags"
>>28301033
A yandere with a feminine penis.
even the faggot thread is more successful
will have sex with me on command
>>28301033
Someone who wants to improve as a team.
She can be fat, If she wants to change for example. She should be a bit passive and clingy. Quiet and collected and most importantly loyal. Wouldn't hurt If she had some asocial tendencies. Someone I could just sit close to while spending a quiet evening together. Too bad that ain't happenin'.
>bagina
>nice
>outgoing but not slutty
>funny but not in a cringe way
>happy, mentally stable (most important)
>smart
yandere
4'11
incredibly sub
no life
really good ass
Notice how in the (gay) male equivalent of this thread there are plenty of guys even making offers, and not one fem"bot" has done so ITT.
>>28303309
It's always like this, but when a "fembot" posts she has 50 replies and everyone matching her ideal man. These same 'fembots" claim they are lonely and want friends a / bf. These threads tell a different story.
>>28303309
are you telling me to convert to cock
because i will, don't tempt me mate
>>28303309
>>28303323
this has always been the case and it's very sad.
ideal male threads for femanons are usually just a few women posting their ideal bfs with dozens of replies.
if they were as desperate as men they'd be looking through these threads as well.
>>28303323
To be fair some of those fem"bot" posts are bait by robotstrust me on this. But surely all of them aren't so your post still stands.
>>28303362
Even so, it's even like this on other boards.
>>28303360
It only pisses me off these fucking bitches on this board have the nerve to say they are robots like us, are as lonely, and that no one wants them.
Fuck off.
>>28301033
>INTP
>qt
>fine taste in music/film
>tfw I will never get to know someone like this because neither one of us would initiate conversations :'(
Dont be fat
Have sex with me
