So guys I fucked up and asked a girl to prom by writing "Prom?" on a fucking turtle and it did not work at all. Now I have this fucking turtle and I have no idea what to do with it or how to raise a turtle and they live to be like 100 years old.
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Take the turtle to prom. Love him/her as if he/she were a part of yourself. And fucking release it into the wild, keeping turtles cooped up is evil.
>>28300907
Kek goddamnit this is why I browse /r9k/
Set him free in a forest area
>>28300907
>So guys I fucked up and asked a girl to prom by writing "Prom?" on a fucking turtle and it did not work at all. Now I have this fucking turtle and I have no idea what to do with it or how to raise a turtle and they live to be like 100 years old.
greentext please!
also keep the turtle and be best bros with it, if you can keep it..
>>28300907
>prom
mods get this faggot out of here
>>28300907
Kill it and use its shell as an ashtray.
Then give it to the girl who said no and write inside the shell
>God Hates Whores
>>28300907
>prom
you have to be 18 to use this website, kiddo
>>28300907
fake and gay
goodbye. leave r9k
Please tell me OP is legit. I need someone this crazy in my life right now.
this is some special kind of autism
>>28300983
Unfortunately it is very legit what the fuc do I do
>>28301089
greentext the story, you fagot
and keep the turtle as a pet, or let it out into a nearby lake or something
>>28301089
Jesus dude.
Like what the fuck were you thinking? Also >>28301127
Pose him for various IRL shots of infamous Pepes. You can recreate the Pepe related with your new pet.
>>28300907
use it to ask other girls to prom until one says yes
>>28301089
what you can do is greentext the story BOY
You're just gonna kill the poor thing anyway
kill it and use its shell to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle
>>28300948
>>28301134
>be me
>be guitarist for morning choir group
>cute singer/theater girl always talks to me
>talking to her one day when somehow turtles got brought up
>she said she had wanted one her whole life!!
>been thinking about asking her out for a while now
> decide it would be really clever if I got a turtle and wrote "Prom?" on it to ask her
>found the turtle on craigslist
>got the thing to her house
>she opens the gate and sees the turtle (I was hiding in the bushes)
>acts really weird "what are you doing here anon?"
>she thinks it s joke and laughs when I tell her she always wanted a turtle
>ask "So... prom?"
>she says no and apologizes and after like 2 minutes of awkward conversation I leave with the fucking turtle
>Return home and listen to the Elder Scrolls Soundtrack and cry
>>28301264
You were not hiding in the bushes. Op pls tell me you were not actually hiding in the bushes
I feel so bad for you when you have to go back to class
>>28301264
Don't listen to the normalcy fags
That shit was cute and thoughtful
There is no shame in it
>>28301264
>I was hiding in the bushes
I am losing my shit over here.
>>28301264
Good God, I feel secondhand embarrassment from reading this
>>28301264
that's actually quite thoughtful and caring
forget about her, she's a heartless one
>>28300907
take the turtle to the prom.
>>28301264
You didn't fuck up that bad, she just wasn't into you or had another date for the prom. Don't worry, teenagers don't have souls, if you tried that on a twenty-something she'd be all over your dick.
>>28301526
I dont wanna be known as the weird turtle kid
>>28300932
Kek seconded
Take the turtle to prom
>>28301882
you already are faggot
hahahahhah
what do you think the girl is doing right now? she's telling all her friends how pathetic you are, writing "prom?" on a fucking turtle.
you are forever donned as weird turtle kid now. congratulations.
>>28301934
You're the hugest faggot in this thread, actually
OP was at least actually being sincere and creative you fucking hiveminded freak. Such a rarity these days. Something you probably don't give a shit about.
>>28301882
You're already the weird turtle kid.
Take the damn turtle to prom, boy.
People will ask why you have a turtle and you'll respond with "i used it to ask a girl to prom but she said no so i took the turtle to prom" people will see it as a joke and you'll stop being a faggot.
>>28300907
You better fucking take care of that turtle. That or find someone else who will. You owe that turtle dude. He was there for you.
>>28301970
This is a good idea. Although you going to prom alone is an absolutely horrible idea unless you're with a big friend group. You would get a story out of it though
op just so you know that girl is a Bitch.
I would have said yes to you even if you are a literal quasi moto
What you planned is extremely thoughtful and sweet and I am so sorry that you got your heart hurt. I wish there was something that I could do to make you feel better
kiss the turtle maybe it will turn in to a princess
>>28301162
I second this idea
Take the turtle to prom, be a good sport and make some fun and hilarity out of this situation.
>>28300907
just set it free tbqh
>>28300907
Keep the "prom" written on it when you take it to prom or else people won't ask about it and just assum you're a wierdo
>>28301973
Turtles are bro tier af.
Who's going to tow your car when you're out of gas? Sheldon, that's who.
we true homies
>We ride together
we eat weird little worm-like food together
>>28301537
For real this guy will be master pro at getting things on his dick
>>28301264
To be honest, I think what you did was nice and it's actually possible that you are gonna be fine
Keep the little fucker to remind you that hoes ain't shit.
Walk him in the park to pick up new chicks, stacies love pets.
>>28301264
>hiding in the bushes
kekekekekekek
>>28301264
at least you've got balls anon
>>28302057
Turtles also won't poop on your carpet or open up your garbage and get it everywhere.
Turtles got your back, and they don't have to worry about anyone getting their back cause they got shells
Also wtf captcha?
>>28302252
lol @ captcha
Well, you know what this means, right?
The two of you are kin now - brothers in arms.
Let him age with you - become a part of you.
With time, the two of you shall realize your full potential.
