YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CONVINCE ME YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN IN DISGUISE
>>28300803
I JUST JERKED MY LITTLE DICK TO DAKOTA SKYS, please anon kill me.
>>28300803
Uuuuuuuhhhh I have a benis
I've beaten multiple Zelda and Mario games, as well as every game in the Souls series, and my penis is 7"x5"
>>28300896
Zelda
Mario
Yup hes legit
>>28300928
Every grill I know think she's hot shit for having played Zelda, but has never beaten any of them. Same with Mario 64, Sunshine, and even Land/Bros. Deluxe.
>>28300952
HEY
I may not have beat all of those but I definitely beat Super Mario Sunshine
that game was my BEAT back in the day. it was the best game we owned on Gamecube.
>>28300803
I have a penis
orgnial comment
>>28300803
I share kenpachi zarakis spiritual pressure and I just banged your mother.
>OP hasn't realized that /r9k/ is composed entirely of women who are being ironic
TOP KEK. OP, she's such a joker. R-right? You're not REALLY a guy, are you?
>>28300803
I just got home from the strip club and I think I fell in love with a stripper. I know how wrong and stupid I am for feeling that way but I can't help it. The shame I feel right now... and even if she magically and impossibly shared my feelings, she's a stripper and I'm on r9k right now; I don't think we'd be compatible. She's going to haunt my dreams and I'm going to feel like a gullible faggot every time. FUCK
you just want to see my penor peepee
silly fag
How about you go fuck yourself you beta cuck. I'm a girl btw
>>28300952
I beat majoras mask and twilight princess but I got bored with the others
>>28301059
I kind of..really wish I weren't..
>>28301094
I'm unironically in a very bad place right now and just looking for dumb humor to escape, so maybe soon you'll see your wish and much more, my bud.
>>28301199
>looking for dumb humor
>can't tell i'm just being ironic aswell
Don't killself my friend <3
>>28301221
I can't tell the difference between anything anymore, my main dude
>reading a book in a park
>woman ask what I'm reading
>she starts talking about her interests
scaredasshit.jpg
>pretext excuse to leave
>>28300803
I'm a virgin, therefore I can't be a woman.
>>28300803
I'm a virgin and I haven't got any kind of attention from other people in years. I'm alone and depressed, and failing uni but I'm unable to seek any help because I'm too cynical about it
