Fembot here. lf you want a gf so badly, why not date a girl from /r9k/?
>girl from r9k
>>28300106
>why not date a girl from /r9k/?
We're self-hating but not THAT self-hating.
Why are you doing this to me OP
Why
Why
>>28300106
I would, but I seriously doubt trannies are as hot in real life as they are in porn.
It's anonymous for a reason
>>28300147
yes silly so whats the deal haha
>>28300106
this is a creative bait
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>>28300172
shouldnt you be on chads dick right now?
>>28300180
>CHICAGO
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wow, what a silly coincidence! lol :p
>>28300106
I wish, friendo, I wish.
Right now all I want is someone as broken and weird as me to have long conversations with and maybe go traveling at the end of the year. One night stands are boring, it's that emotional connection I miss
pls b in nu-york
girls here are actually on average more ugly, pathetic and fucked up mentally than the guys. for a girl to end up here you have to have some extreme mental illness going on and be pretty ugly and/or fat. honestly i could see about 30 percent of the male population easily ending up here if they found it. it doesnt take much for a guy to be a robot.
I would in a heartbeat, but meeting a girl off the internet seems too difficult.>implying there are girls on the internet
femanon here. this is a half assed attempt at baiting, but half of the responses will be serious anyway
>>28300184
chad??!?
im a virgin \\\ : (
>>28300237
are you traditional or something
>>28300106
I'm too ugly for girlbots. I'm not fat, my face is busted. I'm also older than other robots.
>>28300106
>a girl to share your 4chan experience with
When you've been here for so long, it really is a dream to find someone that also understands this place
>>28300260
yeah I guess you could say Im traditional
lol if you mean why I never had sex im actually just like kind of a loser and nobody want to make plans with me
>>28300106
>>28300172
>>28300237
What the fuk
I know this girl in real life
>>28300315
how could anyone not want you like that
nice to know someone else is traditional i guess. how come you're on /r9k/
literally pic related; but nobody reads anything these days
>>28300328
lol no way! msg me on facebook rn
>>28300315
But bae yu cute y u lie fo
>>28300332
Back off senpai I don't want this to get ugly you feel me
what kind of face is the girl in OP's pic
I see these kind of faces among alot of nerdy white girls,cosplay girls,weeb girls, etc
its a face that is very meek, and weak looking, compared to a stacy's
what kind of hormonal or genetic profile does it represent?
>>28300366
>y u lie
about what??? AMA
Isnt that some semifamous russian girl?
>>28300106
r9k sloots are bottom barrel sluts no beta in their right mind would want to orbit
>>28300373
Cause you're a cute and I actually have standards which means other anons with zero standards would be all over you.
My question is why do you call yourself a loser? What separates you from stacy
>>28300315
>russian filename
Nice try you mentally ill bitchboy
>>28300106
I tried. She wasn't in to me.
>>28300106
To be clear this picture is very old and OP is not r9k girl.
>>28300189
gib email plox
originaldo
>>28300410
idk dude... uhhhh when people make plans they just forget about me and I end up sitting at home on a friday night eating break & bake cookies... ;___;
i get excited to go out and hang out with people but they never actually care!
my mom thinks im a loser but she is too sweet to tell me :'''(
>>28300462
Kek you're trying to hard anon.
Good job on almost rusing me
>>28300435
Thanks for pointing this out. I've been here for 7 years I thought that pic looked familiar desu senpai baka
>>28300370
it's the rodent face; shy and prone to menial careers
>>28300333
I am Type A, but what is a hikki?
>>28300527
oh wow that's so true
>>28300567
You aren't a bish fuk yu
>>28300333
Who wrote this?
>>28300237
Do you smell?
OP why do you do this?
Come here and roleplay something very legitimately dear to our hearts
do you enjoy this torture?
>>28300106
i rather not date someone that could be more messed up than me
Mercedes? This aint you. Please time stamp :3
Come on /r9k/ we fembots are real, we are just waiting for some of you to ask us out
>>28300106
r9k doesnt want GFs,
they just want to complain about not having them...
that is all..
>>28300106
>why not date a girl from /r9k/?
Because I couldn't date a fat girl, it wouldn't be fair to either of us. Also there are none that exist near me.Australia fembot pls be my gf.
they might be psychotic or racist
>>28300106
>girl on rk9
Nice idea. Why i never think about??
>>28301853
Fembots are usually fat and have bad hygiene. That's why guys aren't that interested.
>>28301853
Timestamp those beautiful breasts and face, I don't believe it.
>>28301966
I have a really good hygiene, even Chad lusts after me but I just want a depressed robot bf that I can fix and make happy
>all these people responding to this obvious bait
>>28301983
>>28302007
fuck you, we don't have to prove anything and if we do you just call us attention whores anyway
>>28301993
I want a live-in maid and sex toy who will greet me with a blowjob when I come home from a long day at work.
>>28302030
we could work that out
Because you're all fat.
>>28300328
Her YouTube channel is Mercedes Lampshade. I've been subscribed to her for a while now and I have her Snapchat, she's pretty adorable.
Mind telling us a little bit about what she's like irl?
>>28300315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_b8Gs6WoW0
Traditional women are more dangerous to men than feminist.
Feminism sucks, but it has been good for one thing. It has shown us the parisitical nature of women, a side of you that remained hidden for most of history and, due to feminism, has recently been put on display for us all to see.
>>28302063
Contact info?
>robot defeater
>>28302063
Good. The requirements are that you have a vagina and were born with one. Also, you should be in Europe so I can fly you over.
>>28302124
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_b8Gs6WoW0
This is like mana from heaven. I couldn't agree more with what this guy is saying.
>>28302418
True, but the best ones are brown.
>>28300106
There are no girls on 4chan or on /r9k/ for that matter.
>>28300314
please tell me this is fake
characters for the robot
I wish Vicky was my dominant girlfriend.
>>28300106
Even though they're "forever alone" their standards are still through the roof. They don't even have anything to offer in return.
