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2016-05-03 05:14:31 Post No. 28299445
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2016-05-03 05:14:31
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> move to a new city
> lonely and scared. in shitty apartment
> shitty job where I don't talk to anyone and am constantly scared of being fired
> get in the habit of going to the grocery store after work, buying unhealthy food (popsicles, turnovers, cookies and milk) and eating it all alone in my car with the lights off in a far corner of the parking lot
> comfy parking spot between a "temporary" construction container and a fence
> I eat here so my roommates don't judge me for being obese and socially awkward
> one day, eat a whole bunch of cereal and milk while crying silently
> fall asleep in my car
> wake up
> middle of the night
> have to shit real bad
> look around
> it's real dark
> all parking spots full (it's an apartment and this always happens after 10pm)
> can't walk or i'll shit myself
> can't shit in or next to my car because of the shame
> so I open my car door and use it to climb up to the fence
> it's_crowning.gif
> frantically drop my pants and loudly expel shit over the fence into some random's yard.
> security lights turn on
> posed like pic related
> panic
> remaining shit explodes out of my anus
> slide into car and drive off
> i'm doomed, robots, I think they got pictures. I've been parking somewhere else and walking back to my apartment but it's only a matter of time until they find me. I know they have dna evidence.
