>tfw my dick literally broke from having too much sex
Feels good to be a cyborg lads
>>28298868
>cuts dick with paper edge
>pretends to have had sex
Did her vagoo have teef
How u cut uselef dogg
>>28298868
>literally tries to *unzip dick*
>>28298868
>>28298898
This. The fuck, man? That's gotta sting. I've slept with plenty of women and this has never happened. Looks like teeth marks.
Also...
>broken dick
>cut
wat?
>>28298898
>>28298920
Im a rough sex type of person
>>28298868
holy jesus christ what the hell
>>28298868
That's an std
>>28298948
Explain in detail if you wouldn't mind
ABCDEFP
>>28298987
I like rough handjobs, rough dry masturbation can do that do your dick.
>>28298983
No its not.
>>28298868
>cutfag bragging about the inferiority of his mutilated dick
Your dick is not supposed to tear, you cuck. The mongols fucked a hundred women in a day.
>>28299116
Im not a cutfag you niglet. Just pulled the foreskin.
>>28299116
>making fun of cutfags
Why? It wasn't our fucking choice. What's next, you gonna make fun of a cripple?
>>28299116
>smooth head
>cutfag
c'mon man. you can clearly see he has a normal functioning dick and it never got the ol' snipperoo.
but it is pretty silly that his dick tore.
>>28298868
This happens when I jack off too much. It's fucking annoying having to not fap for 3-4 days while it heals.>tfw cutfaginb4 another foreskin argument ensues
>>28298868
I got something like that from jacking off desu
