>2 nights ago
>Take pic of my 7 inchish peepee
>Show my friends today
>Send it to friends iPad next to me while he's not there
>Set my peepee pic as his screensaver
>Sees it
>My table starts laughing
>He shows it to the other table
>6/10 girl with a fat ass says that's a nice dick
>Friend tells them it's mine
>She gags
>>28297869
Are you telling me that girls prefer personality over dick size?
What?
>>28297899
It's not my personality though.
>>28297923
I'm intrigued, anon. Go on...
Now hold on one second. Are you saying that displaying your dick in public lead to anything but good? How could that be?
>>28297937
Well, for starters, I'm pale as fuck. I'm also borderline anorexic weighing in at 135 lbs 6'1. My teeth are crooked and yellow, and my breath smells like shit. (I'm always chewing gum so that doesn't really matter) Despite all this, I'm told that I'm not even that bad looking. The main problem in my life is my smell. I smell like ass everyday even though my hygiene is amazing. My doctors told me I had some type of problem with sulfur metabolism, so I ordered some stuff that's supposed to cure it. I have some stinky stories if you'd like to hear them.
>>28298079
>I have some stinky stories if you'd like to hear them
no thanks
hope you fix your stink problem anon
