who here is devilish?
>be freshman in college
>told i need to watch a campus safety video or i won't graduate
>don't watch it
>graduate anyway
>sign outside 7/11 says no loitering
>so i loitered
>be told i need to finish online summer school to graduate high school
>get my friends to do all that paperwork instead
>>28296760
>campus policy is strictly against plagiarism
>plagiarize 95% of my projects
>mom bitches you out hard
>piss all over her sheets
>feel bad and wash them before she gets home
diabolical
>>28296760
>be me in high school
>admin says no vandilism
>make a tiny little pinprick in the sheetrock wall with a thumbtack
>nobody ever notices
>>28296839
OP here. I am a graduate student TA and the course I teach is notorious for having rampant plagiarism and literally 95% of the cheaters are chinks. We have a master list of cheaters and I can only pronounce like half the names.
>Get told by my shrink to not kill myself
>I'm gonna do it anyway
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>be me in middle school
>vomit cookies and cream pop tart in hallway while going to restroom
>tell noone
>custodian is cleaning it up when class is dismissed
>>28296888
What is your course? Nice trips btw.
>law says not to kill people
>do so anyways
>>28296930
Digital systems design lab.
>>28296918
dont do it, we all love you
>>28296971
So computer related shit, I'm doing something similar and our class is absolutely shameful. There are no chinks either, you'd swear we're a bunch of retards.
>>28297064
Yup there are a fair amount of retards in my class as well. always trying to get out of work. you should see the lab reports they turn in. Half of these people are fucking illiterate.
>go to supermarket to pick up a few things
>get in express check out, 15 items or less
>count 17 items in my cart
>proceed through check out anyways
>cashier never days a word about my extra items
>have to write a 1250 word essay
>finish
>only wrote 1200 words
>turn it in
>A
>told my parents three years ago that I'm over my depression and don't need meds anymore
>still think about suicide every single day
>post b8
>someone replies
>reply to them with ">responding to obvious b8"
>>28296918
noice fampai
>>28297707
>post b8
>someone replies
>accusing them of posting b8
>>28297682
>Someone asks if I'm okay
>I tell them I'm fine
>Go home and browse this board
>>28296760
> have to take a shit
> go into the bathroom and the only stall is being used
-> turn out the lights and leave
>College posts sign on bathroom saying to no longer masturbate in the showers, that it clogs up the pipes
>Keep cumming everyday in the shower
>>28296760
>work harder than all the other employees
>boss doesnt give me what i want
>i tell him im going to quit because im mad
>he gives me what I want so that I dont quit
>tfw I wasnt going to quit anyways because im desperate for money and im too afraid to interview for other jobs
>my turn to clean the stalls at work
>go in there with cleaning cart, mopping water, spray bottles
>lock myself in as well with Cleaning sign over the door
>take a huge shit in the toilet
>spray air freshener after
>leave
and
>job co-ordinator asks me if he wants to help me find more work
>tell him i'll look later
>he insists on getting my number
>give him a fake number off the top of my head
>he writes it down on an official paper and is satisfied while i walk into another room
