Fuck, what do I say back? I can't lose her after one date
>>28296485
Where's the fuck up mr.autisimo mudslime?
>>28296485
When are you going to finger her asshole?
>>28296485
>>28296555
Literally can not find an error in this text, what the fuck else did you do anon?
Are you so fucking autistic you're harrasing her NOW over your one aqua date and lunch?
Protip: stop texting her. Call her on the phone.
Also stop being a beta faggot
>>28296485
Also listen here op. I asked you in every thread to post a pic of the qt. You refuse to do it.
If you don't post it in this thread I'll post a pic of your mudslime face. I don't know if you care but I want to see this qt.
>>28296579
I already did at the jellyfish tank
>>28296604
I'm school I asked her to send aqua pics and she did, then below started.
>>28296580
My first one in pic, it's too pushy I think, she didn't reply until after the apology, which she replied to right after.
Also let's see some of these fucking fish pictures
>>28296674
Can you not go 2 seconds without apologizing for something?
Stop taking about being alone and her being what's getting you through. And never fucking apologize unless you did something genuinely terrible. You come across as an autistic, sniveling beta. Even if that's what you are, put that shit on lock down or she's never gonna want to see you again.
>>28296683
That is C horse, not plant FYI
>>28296702
Women like kind men tho
Pics of her please
>>28296732
generosity is for kind men
supplication is for weaklings
I wish I could help you but my advice would be lost among all the shitty advice you'd think it's better than actual game.
Just let me tell you you have zero game. You're a dick sucker, and dick suckers don't get their dick sucked. Stop sucking her dick.
>>28296732
Women settle down with kind men. When they're dating they want a fun, enigmatic guy who can show them a good time and be just aloof enough to make them feel like they're taming you by reeling you in.
>>28296485
nothing, stop texting
and don't talk about a second date like that to her you sound desperate, and stop using fucking emojis too
>>28296843
This.
Just go about your life man. Next time you wanna hang out, then text her asking to hang out. You've went on one date and I can tell by that one pic you're going to be bothering her with walls of texts until the second you see her again.
Panjeet face reveal
>>28296857
>>28296485
You need GPS? You aren't man enough for a woman yet son
Don't text her too much OP. You'll come off as clingy. Go do stuff, come back a couple hours later or just get back to her tomorrow.
>>28296485
I've been on /r9k/ for years and I still have trouble figuring out which side is you and which's the partner, left or right.
It's the app designers' fault. They could have made the speech bubbles' tails signify that, i.e. by making the remote tail a zig-zag as though of an electric transmission.
>>28296913
That's a very normie approach. A lot of shy people prefer to talk a lot and learn to feel comfortable via text rather than do it all in person.
>>28297010
News flash: Girls don't want to fuck autists that can only communicate online. They want normie and chad guys that they can brag about to their friends and feel proud of.
>>28296485
OP she probably realized that you're posting her texts on an online board for virgins.
No matter what happens OP, I'm glad you're keeping us updated and hopefully some of us can learn from this.
>>28296485
Dude, just stop texting her for a couple of days.
>>28296732
You are weak and will be taken advantage of.
OP here's some advice from someone who is 30 and has been around the block. Act like you don't really care about her. Play hard to get and make her feel like she is second in your life right now. It'll drive her mad and she will always think about how she might not be good enough for you. Trust me. I do this shit at work all the time and get into me by playing the cool mystery guy.
>>28297270
Translation : I'm a 30 year old Virgin so never says a word and has dream interactions that I lie about online.
>>28297270
This. It also helps that I'm repulsed by most of the 26+ used up whores that show any interest in me, so it happens naturally.
>>28297317
It's actually true, tho. I'm not him, but I do the same shit. I lost so many chances by not knowing how to text with girls, that it blew my mind when I realized it was much more effective to not text at all, say a few really good lines with long time intervals between them and replying to her messages half of the time, than having long ass conversations that get nowhere just to make her giggle.
>>28297270
he's better advice from someone who isn't 30 but has scored more than this oldfag.
Actually get your heart broken, let it all out and use your first girl as your emotional dump. Think you're gonna marry her.
Once you get all that out of your system and you're totally crushed(because 100% its gonna happen my friend), you will never get attached to another girl ever again and you'll act exactly how this guy is telling you to pretend to be.
>>28297442
Yeah OP, listen to this depressed pessimistic faggot.
>>28297442
>>28297552
At least he isn't a delusional faggot
