Explain how the last 3 years of your life have been?
>2013--emotionally broken after breaking up with first gf and a complete mistreated wagecuck
>2014--alcoholism flares and only see a few women, one of them being a goth fembot who later calls me a faggot
>2015--best year and worst aswell because start out by sleeping with chick with big ass and 2 other chicks after that. Date a 9/10 girl but she stops seeing me and then meet oneitis. Fuck it up after she stood me up so I got vodka pill drunk and call her a whore
>2016--start out year by sleeping with fat chick on top of a bed with her dirty laundry after and until now there's just been nothingness and dread
>2013 - stop taking my antidepressants and get my first gf; it doesn't last long but whatever. Gain some confidence and come out of my shell. Also start Uni that year and have a blast.
(that year was a turning point in my life)
>2014 - Hang out with this other girl I meet at school and we eventually become fuckbuddies for a while. That summer start working at a job I actually like.
> 2015 - pretty shit. nothing much happened. drop out of uni and continue to work.
> 2016 - Still working but feel much better about dropping out. Start hanging out with coworker friends and having fun. I hope the rest of the year is good
Why sum up years of your life completely based on women?
2013- several years into a relationship, in school for music. A few friends, but nobody close aside from gf.
2014- break up with gf, decide to get serious about my life. Spend most of the year practicing, working on self improvement.
2015- lost the few friends I had, but now gigging with bands regularly. Lost 20 lbs, got a cool job where I travel all over the eastern U.S.
2016- still single. Haven't even touched a woman since my breakup, but I've come a long way, still no close friends, but work is sending me all over the country, about to graduate, and I was asked to teach bass at a college next year.
>Why sum up years of your life completely based on women?
WDYTYA?
>2013
Turned 17 that year. Probably one of my darkest, yet happiest phases. Spent all time online playing pokemon and vns, had a bunch of badass online friends and was fit as fuck. No IRL friends and zero female contact, tho.
>2014
Made a really good friend. Started smoking pot and drinking heavily. Decided to stop being retarded and fix myself to find a gf. Depression and anxiety became an everyday thing.
>2015
High school finally over, NEET'd away the year. Made some money, bought a shitload of clothes, took good pictures of myself, got a cool haircut and started working on my game. Lost my virginity to a prostitute before I turned 19. Smoked weed every day before going to sleep, and life was good at one point.
>2016
In university now. Saw a naked girl (besides the hooker) for the first time last friday. She sucked my dick at the uni's parking lot. I also made out with a classmate on wednesday. I'd like to think I finally made it, but I'm starting to collapse. Still no sex.
>>28296692
>bought a shitload of clothes, took good pictures of myself, got a cool haircut and started working on my game. Lost my virginity to a prostitute
I literally heard the squealing car brakes once I got to that last part
>>28296101
>2013 - I sat at home playing video games all day. NEET. Miserable.
>2014 - I sat home playing video games all day. NEET.
>2015 - Started university and then dropped out. NEET and miserable.
>2016 - NEET. I don't do anything. I haven't talked to a human in 5 months.
2013: Oh man, I got into Grad School. <later> Oh Fuck, I'm in Grad School! <later> If only I'd been taking notes! I bet there's a really interesting relationship with how much sleep you get and how many times per minute you have to blink! I'm definitely at the high end with 0.75 hours/night, but how much less often would someone who got a full 1.00 hours/night blink?!
2014: <Mad Scientist cackle (for all of 2014)> Ha ha you motherfuckers! Spent too much time writing grants, not enough time makin' sure there weren't any exits in the Nightmare Dungeon! No fukkin' way am I picking up that phone call, all y'all motherfuckers can go straight to Hell!
2015: So this is what a "job" is like, eh? Not too shabby! <later> A *remarkably* familiar feeling is beginning to wash over me... <later> GODDAMNTHESEMOTHERFUCKERS!!! THIS SHIT IS JUST LIKE GRAD SCHOOL!!! <later> I guess that's not so fair. I get four times the sleep, which goes a pretty good distance towards making up for the rest of this shit. <later> How do people live like this? How do they manage to convince themselves that they aren't just ants in a tremendous ant hive? Or maybe they do realize it, and are just pretending to be okay with it!
2016: Perhaps there's no end to the Nightmare. Fukkin' nightmare on elm street 'round here. <quiet Mad Scientist cackle begins> I guess it's time to come up with another "solution"... They think they can get away with turning me into a friggin' ant?! Lets see what a proper ant can do around here!
my whole life is pointless
>>28296101
>2013
Work extremely hard, achieve, form a few friendships
>2014
Several things I made becoem extremely popular, become normie and popular, almost chad (except for being fat as hell), love life
>2015
Move, all male friends become beta orbiters for a roastie and betray me for her after we argue, terminate single female friendship, almost fail out of uni
>2016
Somehow things get worse, live as hermit
Its been a roller coaster lads
>>28296101
>2013 being real good at playing normie
>2014 being real bad at playing normie
>2015 being real bad at playing normie, make out with a 9/10 that i got drunk as fuck, getting psychotic, nothingtostopthisspiral.gif
>2016 i want to put a nail through some qts head. See it rapture under pressure. See the life vanish from her body. Then i want to fuck the living shit out of her before i start cutting her up.
>>28296101
>2013 - Started doing door to door sales as a career and got insanely good at it. Developed good interpersonal skills and other skills regarding socialising and building rapport, had a oneitis that I was trying to impress, tried to fuck but got as far as a halfassed handjob. Met a lot of people. Traveled a lot
2014 - Sales burned me out. Started to feel insecure about myself. Dropped out of school years ago and still thinking about working on my education. Oneitis established that she onle sees me as a friend. Decided to try dating other girls. Made some bad decisions that screwed up some friendships, and dated one girl that rejected me after we bonded some. At least I ate her out and saw her naked before we stopped dating. Started online dating again. Met girl at the end of the year that I ended up dating for 8 months
>2015 - 8 months of awesome. Dated girl for 8 months. Met her family, friends, enjoyed their company. Had laughs. Had great times. Finally got out of sales and worked on my education, with a part time job. Tried to get back to martial arts as well to get my black belt. Didn't go as planned. Although I was good at sales, I sucked with actual real life relationships. Did lots of things for gf. Horseback riding, picnic, skating, movies, comedy shows, planned a surprise birthday party for her, got invited to her cottage twice over the summer, and to her easter dinner, and canada day dinner. Went to a spa, and went to a casino. Did some bingo games in a nearby town and had many other adventures like rollerblading. Enjoyed her hobby as a ringuette player. Ultimately though she couldn't love me. And she decided that we should break up. And I was hurt. After two weeks of not speaking to her, she spoke to me. And we ended up speaking again every now and then. We ended up continuing our sexual relationship for 4 months until she decided that she was fully over me. And I spazzed out.
2016 - working on school. fucking women. making money
>>28296101
>2013 - finally graduate high school after staying back two years because of retarded long story
>get a job and work full time
>enter college in fall
>2014, drop out because I'm a failure at life and my major was a meme
>work full time still
>fast forward to 2016
>literally nothing has changed except I pay rent to my parents for keeping up with my stupid ass
>should really just move out or kill myself
>2013 get arrested over domestic dispute because my druggie brother called the cops after i defended my mom from him
>2014 its just me and my dad and live a full hermit year of dota, anime and failing class
>2015 same thing
>2016 lose my virginity in the most spagetti way possible. family is back together and my brother is doing okay. grades are still shit but i haven't touched videogames for about a month now
>>28296101
>2013: Junior in High School, hung out with "friends" who only really let me in their group out of pity.
>2014: Last year of High School, just counted down the days until it was over. After that, my sister basically forces me to go to community college. Meanwhile I get into the horsefucker fandom.
>2015: Sink deeper into horsefuckery. Finally give 4chan a shot and start to lurk nonstop. My grades start to slip.
>2016: Failed 2 classes and will probably fail the ones I'm taking now. Find it harder and harder to be able to foucs on schoolwork. Having no idea what to do with my life. Considering sudoku.
>2010--drop out of college after failing most of my classes due to depression
>2011--get job as a mechanic, depression worsened
>2012--tried to kill myself twice, got sent to psychiatric hospital
>2013--neet, depression pretty much stopped and got replaced with apathy
>2014--neet
>2015--get a job in retail and quit after 5 months. Decide to go back to college
>2016--still in college for whatever it's worth
>>28296101
>2013: best year of my life. after i knocked out king nigger in a fight i became chad for the last three weeks of high school. I became super /fit/ in summer of 2012t-thanks, Emiand got a gf that lasted half a month before she broke up with me and fucked like five guys in a month after that
>2014: first year of college, try to become active in every club. Vice President of all student government, stage manager of most plays, actor in others, in 3 other clubs, make a lot of acquaintences but still spend most of my time on /v/'s runescape private server
>2015: completely withdraw and hate myself again. gain 30 pounds, quit all organizations and do nothing but go to class and play video games. 0 friends.
>2016 so far: RA at my dorm so i can collect a monthly paycheck and not really do anything. I got my first C and generally slacking off/skipping classes often. 0 friends.
2013 - nearly considered suicide, dropped university for a year, isolated self out of shame, tried to figure out what the hell i was doing with my life, break off contact with family for months.
2014 - return to university, decide i just want to finish, move home with parents and begin commuting, slowly stop isolation as somewhat moving forward in life, yet still depressed.
no job experience other than field i don't want work in. never apply to other jobs as afraid of failure/rejection. offered job as engineer in field i didn't want to work in pending graduation, but don't to continue pigeonholing self. graduate in the winter.
2015 - graduate. don't know what the hell to do with life. consider prior job offer, but would rather try something else. apply to jobs for six months until find a job doing something more akin to scientific research. undersold self in interview so vastly underpaid. move out of parents house.
2016 - hate job as too much bureaucracy and no sense of fulfillment, consider returning to school but grades too shit for grad school and also not enough money. Consider leaving to previous job offer or going to do volunteer work somewhere.
begin worrying the fact that i've never had a relationship and it's likely too late at this point. this only emerged to distract myself from what i perceive as a bleak future doing the same thing i do now.
vast improvement, but I still feel empty at his point. slowly finding nothing interests me anymore
2014 - highschool is over, things are going to change
2015 - ok i needed a buffer year, things will change this year
2016 - they're not going to change (but i might as well get my driver's liscence)
2011-Family moves to Florida against my will. Start at prep school out of place.
2013-a few months before a graduate make a friend, start smoking weed.
2013-Enter college with hope of being less lonely.
2014-2015-Join Fraternity and become an active member.
2016-On a project in the desert, super bored. Trying to think of a lifestyle I can maintain as in year I'll be all on my own.
became a dentfag
now ppl call me doctor
>>28296869
><Mad Scientist cackle begins>
Are you the guy from that texting image?
>2013: depressed as fuck, fail to go to any of my classes first year of college, withdraw from all of them and take 4 online classes instead. second semester fail almost every class and do a full withdrawal and start seeing a psychiatrist who gets the school to suspend by scholarship for me
>2014: move to new city for 6 months, realize my anxiety is caused by my former shitty situation/environment and that im not permanently broken. come leaps and bounds in social skills. move back to where i came from and begin college again
>2015: gettin by.. do lots of drugs to cope w.shit. end up dropping my shitty 'friends' who did nothing but hate/make fun of me and people that were causing me to suffer, start becoming a better person
>2016: best year of my life so far since i was a kid. actually doing well in school, have a good career path ahead of me, planning on graduating in a year and a half. doing drugs but smartly:^), exploring, having excellent times and only hanging out w.positive and cool people and enjoying a lot more time to myself. the election has me constantly entertained
it's all a blur and I cant really make too many distinctions
>2012- dropped out of high school
>2013- wasted my life on image boards
>2014- wasted my life on image boards. went to a psych a few time and took an SSRI for a few months, stopped because they did nothing
>2015- wasted my life on image boards
>2016- wasting my life on image boards
I regret nothing
>>28296101
2013
>16 years old high schooler in Australia, no friends no gf, lived with my mother who worked 12 hours a day
>Had good grades played video games, browsed 4chan and watched anime in my spare time.
>Was depressed but it was really comfortable cause no responsibilities
2014
>Moved to America still have same hobbies and make one good friend
>But I was not friends with his friends.
>Grades higher than ever cause >lolamericaneducation, still depressed but talked with a few girls with no luck, still no gf
2015
>same as before still depressed but getting really sick of step dad complaining about me to my mom instead of me
>graduate and went back to Australia cause I get a lot more financial aid, free medicare and don't have to pay back loans till I start to make 50k a year
>Stay with rich sister and step brother for a few weeks
>They tell me to pay rent after a month
>fuck that
>Move and rent a cheap 1 bedroom apartment that's close to campus, get my first job and my mother gives me a small allowance every month to help pay bills
>ordered escorts when I could afford it and lose virginity to an expensive 7/10 at 18 years old in late November
2016
>Started Uni in Sydney, finally got a cellphone and have numbers of several girls, grades are good, still a bit awkward
I feel relatively happy right but I'm still in the >tfw no gf category
>>28299656
I hope not, seems like I don't text enough people to have any of them post scraps of conversations out on the internet.
