You know what fuck all of you young millenials with your "muh golden age of the internet in 2006" and your "I wish I was a teenager in the 90s/80s/70s/60s/50s/40s/30s/20s/1910s because then I would be a Chad back then and not a robot and I would rather die of tuberculosis at 35 rather than have to hear about Instagram" nostalgia.
I absolutely love living in the future. I can watch porn on my phone while sitting on the toilet. 12 year old me who had to beat off to black and white Archie comics and wouldn't know what a vagina actually looked like until 5 years later would never have even dreamed of living in such a technologically-advanced world.
Satan has won. God is dead.
The issue is that nowadays being a shut in NEET and masturbating all day actually to unthinkable porn feels better than going out and getting your dick sucked by pretty, average girls and having to go through all the trouble that it's worth.
But we cannot feel love. Girls are banging everyone thanks to the internet with no effort and it's either dedicating your whole life to chase sex or to masturbate quietly in your room.
But love? Even Chad struggles for that in this modern society.
>tfw teenagers today will never know the struggle of masturbating to magazine cutouts under the bedcovers illuminated by a flashlight
>>28295592
>implying that things were different even just a decade ago
The only difference is that robots jerked off to still images of Misty from their Pokemon VHS tapes and sluts just banged people they met IRL.
>>28295458
This what always happens. People glamorize the past as something it never was. In the 1920s most of us would be dead due to shitty immune systems and alcoholic parents. Robots weren't a thing back then because the socially inept either died from neglect or got lynched
>>28295679
Robots did technically exist around the turn of the century but yeah they were dropped off into asylums where they went from nearly functional to finger-painting with their own shit
>>28295458
>Reasons for Admission:
>Novel Reading
>Politics
>>28295592
Nigga u put it so well in so few words. This is it.
>>28295458
Because there was a future to look forward to back then. The world has royally fucked itself these past ~50 years
>>28295758
>SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
Holy Jesus fuck my sides are gone.
>>28295758
>masturbation for 30 years
>THEY KNEW
>>28296039
what are you talking about the world has never been better, besides climate change and whatnot.
>>28296120
WIZARD HUNTS
>>28296137
we'll be fine after climate change. warmer temperatures and an increase in carbon is better for crops anyways
>>28295994
IIRC being addicted to novels was a thing. Escapism is still a constant, except now we're digital.
>>28295994
its stuff that drove them crazy or things they've become obsessed with. its not that those things are necessarily bad
Well I wish I was born
a thousand years ago
And I wish I sailed
the darkened sea
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land into that
In a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Away from the big city...
>>28295458
>12 year old me who had to beat off to black and white Archie comics
That gave me a good kek. Thanks OP.
>>28296187
it was an uncommon assertion that reading fiction was bad for you. they had their own jack thompsons and anita sharkskins back then, except for books
https://books.google.ca/books?id=IkNGAAAAYAAJ&dq=%22she+was+insane,+incurably+insane,+from+reading+novels%22&pg=PA319&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
>>28295994
>>28296120
>IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
>>28296330
my imaginary females never give me any trouble. I think anyone who would imagine an annoying woman is probably insane
>BAD WHISKEY
?
>>28295458
>tfw born too early to experience the golden age of sexbots
wish i was born 50 years later tbqh
>>28296486
>born too early for sex bots
>born too late for sex slaves
why live
I wish I was born when space travel was as normal as flight is now.
>>28296523
You can buy them soon though desu, China is making them
>>28296486
>>28296523
We'll have pretty realistic sex robots in 5-10 years.
>>28295758
>Imaginary Female Trouble
>Hysteria
>Immoral Life
>Laziness
>Masturbation for 30 years
>Mental Excitement
>Novel Reading
>Over action of the mind
>Deranged Masturbation
>Superstition
>Greediness
>Self abuse
These all sound like things I'd be admitted for.
>>28295652
A lot of the time I had to use imagination.
