>somebody posts a picture of my waifu
>become incredibly upset, must hide the thread and actively police myself from going in and telling whoever posted her to please never post her again
>get legitimately angry if someone says something bad about her
>am so possessive I cannot even post a picture of her
I didn't ask for this life.
why didn't you pick a different one
use to whack off watching that one show she was on forever, google image search is just like fucking awesome for it too
such an old show it seems like nobody appreciates some of the actors unless they were on firefly
>>28295387
>picking your waifu
She picks you, anon.
Who's your waifu so I can talk shit about her? I bet it's an idol slut
>>28295460
I can't tell you because you then your insults would mean something. I can assure you she is no slut.
>>28295343
Holy shit are you me?
Original foriginal
>having a waifu
thats pretty sad
>>28295343
who's your waifu senpai?
>>28295564
I'm not but I'm happy to find someone else who is the same way.
>>28295589
You're jealousy is palpable.
>>28295600
I can't say, then you will know who she is and call her a slut, ugly, fat, gross, any mix of awful things that I can only take seriously if you know who she is. Is that your waifu? She's very pretty.
I would feel terrible if I ever did this to someone. Can you tell me who she is so I can make sure to never post her? You can delete your post after I've seen it so no one else knows
>>28295343
>tfw obscure waifu
I've literally never seen anyone else claim Maria on this site. Feels good.
>>28295600
Check'd
in for originality
>>28295623
i don't have a waifu but yes she is fucking amazingly pretty
>>28295628
Maybe you are being nice but I have a feeling you're just trying to trick me.
>>28295646
That must be nice. Mine isn't super popular but gets claimed every once in a while. Cute waifu anon.
>>28295343
What's her name anon?
>>28295589
I think ur pretty sad
>>28295714
>Maybe you are being nice but I have a feeling you're just trying to trick me.
This is supposed to be a safe place for people like us, anon
>>28295714
Thanks anon.
If she's claimed, it probably just means she's a nice girl. Have a nice day.
>>28295721
if I had a waifu it would be Sersha
>>28295497
i probably imagined myself cumming in her whore mouth.
>>28295757
she's pretty close to perfect desu
>>28295721
I can't say or people will harass her and me.
>>28295737
I'm sorry but I can't. It really genuinely bothers me even to post her name or a picture because then I know someone somewhere will see it and call her a bitch, or they will keep making waifu threads and claim her every time to hurt my feelings.
>>28295745
Thank you, you too.
>>28295771
Yeah well I don't have to imagine cumming in your mother's big fat whore mouth, you unlovable little weasel.
>>28295790
you are righ anon you must always assume there is at least one sociopath in every thread, it will save you from serious shit
>>28295833
True. I make sure to change all of my filenames every week because otherwise I know that at some point some anon with too much time on his hands will attempt to follow me on 4chan, and that terrifies me.
>>28295880
Use the 4chanx filename randomizer if you're that paranoid.
>>28295623
Sakura is pretty cute anon, it's ok
>>28295790
Is she an anime grill?
>>28295343
>3D "waifus"
Absolutely disgusting.
>>28295343
do you masturbate to your waifu
think about it OP
Do you have a waifu shrine op?
>>28295918
That's a good idea, thank you.
>>28295951
It's not her.
>>28295958
Yes
>>28295969
She is 2D.
>>28295977
I try not to but I have on a few occasions.
>>28295980
Not my waifu, she is no slut.
>>28295985
No but I have a copious amounts of photos of her on my computer.
>>28295990
Can we play 20 questions?
Does she have brown hair?
The twist is that OP is hiding her in plain sight; his waifu is actually Pepe.
Stop being a cuck and realize that all women are whore who are incapable of love with no exception and then disregard them forever.
>>28296194
You're only cucking yourself anon
>somebody posts a rude comment on a picture of my waifu on gelbooru
>report them
>it gets deleted
None shall taint her honor.
>>28296059
She does. I don't know if I can get into more detail than that.
>>28296126
How did you know?
>>28296194
That's not a good way of going through life. There are some good women out there.
>>28296269
Good on you.
>>28295497
your prolly one of those fags that got BTFO a few threads ago when everyone said Horuma is shit
>>28296340
Is she a school girl?
>>28296389
I have no idea who Horuma is.
>>28296393
No
>>28295343
>becoming so desperate for affection you become attached to a figure that only exists in imagination
>becoming so obsessed with said figure you become offended over even the slightest mention of it unless done by you
>not realizing even if it was real (which it never will be) they'd feel like a prisoner because an obsessive boyfriend won't allow her to interact with anyone that he doesn't approve effectively takes away aspects of her freedom and social life.
Even in imagination you're an obsessive controlling autist. Do you see a problem with this? Do you think it's time to start looking for help?
>>28296269
Don quijote was the first waifufag
>>28295343
I feel the same way about my waifu anon. However, my waifu is fairly popular and constantly is shit on over at /a/. I've had to keep myself from going there to prevent myself getting enraged. Feels bad man.
OP, how long have you been with her?
gonna give you guys a little protip
3d cannot be a 'waifu'
Your waifu is a goddamn psychological parasite designed to slurp dollars out of your miserable carcass. Your waifu is a calculated effigy constructed by cynical, crushed and demoralized Japanese animation studios to appeal to hapless and hopeless manchildren. Your waifu is a retard toy covered in semen.
>>28296426
I admit that the autism is a bit much.
I feel that wiafus are akin to modern deities though. They inspire hope, and more importantly, they drive you to better yourself for them. If 2D is above us, we must climb in order to reach it. Those who let themselves be complacent neets will never be worthy of their waifus love, though they are forgiven regardless.
>>28296986
And yet, real women are still worse than this.
What a time to be alive.
>mine never claimed by anyone else
>not even remembered or mentioned, even in obscure waifu threads
All i can tell you about her is that she's a loli and starred in a somewhat obscure, extremely cliche and shitty show.
>being attracted to a cartoon character
Holy fucking shit your waifu isn't even real and if she was she'd probably be fucking disgusted by you.
im the same way. Back in HS got suspended since some fucker shit talked her in anime club and i punched him in the nose. Was definitely worth.
>>28297098
Fuck off normalfaggot
Why do you even come here?
>>28296558
I'm sorry to hear that anon. 2 years here.
>>28296426
She's superior to real women.
>>28296615
2D
>>28296986
I've never spent a penny anime besides crunchyroll.
>>28297098
Jealous of my perfect relationship or something?
>>28297140
You did the right thing.
>>28297153
>>28297188
Your waifu isn't real, and as a result is whatever I imagine her as. I'm sure someone has imagined her as gargling semen, meaning that's what she does all the time.
>>28297233
No, she is my waifu and you don't even know who she is or what she looks like. You literally can't imagine that because your mental image of her is probably so far off that it's comical.
>>28297233
That's fine, because I imagine her differently.
What's important is the essence of the waifu.
Basically, what's canon is whatever the fuck I want to be canon.
Real talk, after my best mate almost got hit with a sexual assault charge for dating a 3D girl I swore off of real women. He did fucking nothing wrong. It's not worth risking getting fucked over in court.
>>28297282
Doesn't matter if I don't know who she is, I'm sure somewhere out there there are some doujins of her licking an old man's asshole, meaning she's a whore
Never did figure out who she is but she's a qt.... would talk with
>>28297329
There aren't- I've checked.
You are just jealous that other people can be happy without suffering through the tribulations of 3D women.
>>28297188
You may have yourself convinced she's better but all that effort, time, energy for what? What can you be gaining from this? It will never be able to interact with you. It will never even be physically possible to have any sort of communication.
You can simulate it, sure. But it's just that. A simulation. Even that won't be real.
It just seems like a lot of effort with no return.
>>28295343
Your waifu is a filthy slut who is fucking chad right now and you should feel bad
>>28297401
>There aren't
I'm 100% certain that there are, but hey, however you want to delude yourself.
>>28295343
lel. Is your 2D whore's character outgoing in whatever shitty story """she""" is from?
If so she wouldn't be interested in a creep like you anyway.
>>28297408
>What can you be gaining from this?
Love, affection, someone to share my feelings with.
There are a lot of normies here tonight.
>>28297416
Say that to my face you midget fuck.
>>28297425
There aren't.
>>28297451
Not at all, introverted she is.
>>28297188
It's been 2 years for me as well, anon. I'm sorry that normalfags are swarming your thread. They fail to understand what a positive influence one's waifu can have on a person. Since I fell in love with her I've really turned my life around. I hope you can say the same.
>>28297517
Congratulations anon, and that's great. I am the same way, started exercising for her, lost a ton of weight, much better off with her influence.
>>28295343
Anon who cares there are like 6 animes and every other anime is just a carbon copy of one of those 6, they even share the same voice. No matter who your waifu is I can tell you she is a boring no personality trope designed to get fat men horny because every anime is that
>>28297573
t someone who watched 6 animes
>>28297188
>I've never spent a penny anime besides crunchyroll.
>crunchyroll
nigga??
>>28295646
>obscure waifu
On one hand, no one else can claim her.
On the other, literally no merchandise and only three chapters are translated.
>>28297491
>Not at all, introverted she is.
She still wouldn't love you, loser. You better watch out because if I ever find out who she is I'm getting a drawfag to create the lewdest, most defiling images this Bhutanese Casino Parlor has ever seen.
>>28297637
I did watch 6 animes and all the girls where the same in every one. I don't even remember the names I just call them by their hair colour or their only trait
>>28295343
>somebody posts a picture of my waifu
>dick gets hard as diamonds at the thought of someone else fucking my waifu while I watch
>>28297723
I don't think OP has anything to worry about because at present the only way you're going to figure it out is if he tells you.
He won't.
>>28297693
>no merchandise
You gotta make your own merchandise anon
>>28297821
It'd probably be easy if I was one of those people who had 300 figmas of school girls and had a bunch of parts, but I don't even own one.
>>28297762
>watching shitty anime
>>28297864
Get into garage kits. Learn how to sculpt and paint.
OP, you legitimate post like an autistic person. I read all your posts.
Do you have autism?
>>28295343
In fiction, was your waifu created by an old man?
>mfw watching common filth radio and he reads an email from some faggot talking about his cripple waifu from some video game
Jesus christ I didn't think this shit was real
>>28295343
>not being mentally resilient enough to take a waifu insult
>not having the smug satisfaction of knowing the plebes' opinions are completely and utterly wrong
>not being relieved at the fact that they can't even insult her to her face, so she never even knows someone attempted to insult her
>not being confident in your relationship enough to share her image, unworried that she'll ever leave you no matter who else would like to be her husbando
Do you even into waifu?Princess Luna is muh waifu. I prefer her equine form, but here's a humanized version of her so I don't get b&.
>>28295343
I get jealous when I see a picture of her shipped with Lelouch
I will also tend to be rather passive aggressive towards other anons that have her as a waifu
But I don't give a shit if people post pictures of her, in fact have a lewd picture of her, go ahead and wax your pecker shaft to it
>>28298181
>shipped
but that's how the story ends
she has sex with lelouch forever since they're both immortal
>>28298364
how many times do you think i've heard this bait before?
>>28298401
>bait
but it's not... did you even watch the show?
>>28298522
Fuck it I'll bite.
It does not matter how convincing you think the evidence is for your fan theory. Lelouch will always be Schrodinger's MC, get over it.
>>28298181
>I get jealous when I see a picture of her shipped with Lelouch
You don't deserve her, he does and he got her in the end. Enjoy.
>>28295646
Feels good, doesn't it?
>tfw the deviant art is shit so I dont have many pics
Just RogerBacon
>>28298921
Oh fuck I'm so triggered right now
>>28298956
Non-Asian characters aren't waifus. They're just wives.
>>28299035
shush anon don't insult her
>>28299035
Korean characters aren't waifus. They're waifhwas.
>>28298956
>look up my waifu on deviantart
>find furry shit and dragonshit
>>28299106
It's more like hwaheef
>>28299291
Not bad, famhwa.
>>28295343
holy fuck
that was legitimately the most autistic thing i have ever read in my life.
