Pick your poisons
>>28295082
>Desktop Computer.
>Full Kitchen
>Internet
>Skylight
>full kitchen (6 points)
>skylight (2 points)
>top of the line desktop (6 points)
>workout room (5 points)
>library and study (4 points)
>hygiene products (3 points)
>money up front (7 points)
>gun with 3 bullets (1 point)
Total: 34 points ($5 million payout)
>Unlimited Booze
>Unlimited Drigs
>18yo cutie
>Gun
>Pool Table
>>28295082
I'd take the gun with 3 bullets and kill myself because I can't live for 10 years without talking to people.
Is it possible to play the games online that you get or not? That's a deal breaker for me.
>>28295318
You could if you grab Internet.
>Skylight
>Internet
>Computer
>Kitchen
Quick question, since I have to be in the basement for 10 years, so I get new 18 chicks every year or do I have to keep the one for the 10 years?
>>28295349
Keep the one you have for 10 years. Enjoy your eventual roastie.
>barry bonds
>workout equipment
Lets see you hit 73 home runs now you cheating fuck
I never understood why these are hard for people to do. I've only been wageslaving for about a year and I want to die already.
>literal 10 year vacation with no bills and no worries with a giant payout at the end.
>>28295082
>18 year old
>kitchen
>gym
>gun
Need good diet if I'm going to be exercising and just fuck grill when not working out. If it gets too boring just shoot myself.
>Girl
>Kitchen
>Library
>Doctor
>full kitchen
>18yr old
>drugs
>gun for when I finally snap
>>28295082
Internet access is essential. You need to keep up with the news so you know when the world ends violently, 7 years into your stay.
Do Barry Bonds and the 18-year-old girl both get $10mil when the 10 years is over?
>>28295082
>the qt
>gym
>skylight
>kitchen
>library
I'm tempted to drop qt for a dog and a tv, and keep the full 10m but if I end up being horny for ten years and have no outlet for it I'll just be fucking miserable for the whole time.
Like I am right now.
>>28295082
Do you HAVE to choose computer if you choose internet or does internet come with a shitty computer?
If internet doesnt come with a computer than it's basically 22 points
the only reason to get the computer is if you are getting the games as well, or if you are a programmer who needs a lot of computer processing power or some shit
>>28295082
5 mil
Microwave (2)
Movies + TV shows (6)
Computer (12)
Bideo games (16)
Music (20)
Library (24)
Drugs (29)
Skylight (31)
Garden (33)
Medical Care (35)
this image sorely needs a real update offering more hobby choices like art supplies, music instruments and recording tools, etc.
or is everything like this covered by the workshop option?
5 mil
>18 y/o qt
>Barry Bonds to act as the bull
>HD camera so I can record them while they fuck and fap to it later
>>28295661
>art supplies, music instruments and recording tools, etc.
I think all of this would be covered by workshop
>>28295403
this isn't hard, the trick is to pick the best things for 30 points. this situation is literally heaven on earth for me
>>28295082
>18 year old girl 18 points
>garden with greenhouse 20 points
>medical care 23 points
> full kitchen 29 points
> pool table 30 points
>>28295082
>unl. drugs (5)
>garden (7)
>skylight (9)
>kitchen (15)
>Movies/tv shows (19)
> HDTV (26)
> All music (30)
im ready for a ten year shrooms/lsd trip. Need TV and shows for them japanese cartoons.
>>28296001
This. Although I might replace the Garden with a Skylight and Gym.
Shame the QT is so expensive.
>>28295082
2x 18 year olds
1x Mayo Clinic doctor
1x pool table
No $$$ but in ten years with 2 hotties can father 25 children and train them all to be pool legends.
>HD camera
>Puppy
>Gun
>>28295419
same but take the pool table over the gun I figured jacked me could impale myself with the cue and if not i get free pool.
>>28295082
>HD camera
>attractive girl
>puppy
>gun with 3 bullets
I would film myself killing the girl then the puppy then myself
step aside patrician coming through
>full kitchen (6)
>sunlight (8)
>library (12)
>qt (30)
>>28295082
does the 18 year old cockslut age? im assuming not
Fast food (4)
18 year old (18)
Drugs (5)
Hygiene and jacuzzi (3)
banking on heroin and spooning with a qt not getting boring after 10 years
>>28295082
Weights - 5
Kitchen - 6
Computer - 6
Movies and shows- 4
Library - 4
Video games - 4
>>28295082
>fast food
>computer
>internet
>microwave
>medicare
ez
>>28296274
Why the microwave?
>>28295680
>HD camera so I can record them while they fuck and fap to it later while all of you starve to death
I'll just take the gun and can i borrow the room for 5 minutes?
>>28296531
>>28295680
Vastly under-keked.
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>18 year old
>fast food
>unlimited drugs
>medical care
>sunlight
>hygiene stuff
> pool table
35 points
Forego the $$$ for 40 points:
Girl (18 points)
Full kitchen (6 points)
Library with all books (4 points)
Workshop (6 points)
Mayo clinic (3 points)
Hygiene products & jacuzzi (3 points)
Cut money in half
vidya + computer - 10
kitchen - 6
tv shows/movies - 4
alcohol - 5
tobacco - 4
dog - 6
>>28296684
This is probably the way to go.
Drugs for Joy.
QT for sexual and social needs.
Sunlight is hard to go without.
Food that doesn't taste like shit.
Hygiene so you don't fucking die of mouth aids.
Maybe change out the pool for a doc.
Only 5 mil though.
TV - 7
Barry bonds - 14
Kitchen - 20
Vidya - 24
Hygiene - 27
Pool - 28
Greenhouse - 30
I think that'll be enough to keep me sane for 10 years
Kitchen(6)
Skylight(8)
Movies+TV(12)
Music(16)
Library(20)
Doctor(22)
Garden(24)
Puppy(30)
Sounds mad comfy
>>28296766
>use beer, wine, rum, scotch ect. as ingredients in cooking
>kitchen has unlimited supply of ingredients
>therefore kitchen already has unlimited supply of alcohol
Save the points from alcohol and keep the extra 5 million
>TV
>Video games
>Fast food
>Jacuzzi
>Barry bonds
>Gym
30 points
>>28295082
>18 yo grill
>garden to prevent insanity
>all movies and tv shows
>huge library
>full kitchen
>>28295082
Full kitchen 6
Stunning 18 year old 24
All books 28
Medical care 30
All drugs 5
$5m payout
I think I'd go insane without social contact so the 18 year old is mandatory and honestly I reckon we'd find ways to amuse ourselves. Books are the most efficient way to occupy the mind, I'd miss tv and vidya but I reckon I'd adjust. Also so much fucking learning.
Drugs also necessary to occupy myself. With all the exotic hallucinogens me and my girl would see the fucking universe. Oh and I'd probably roid up just before release - get shredded bruh
Full kitchen because I like good food, can grind my cooking score and it's healthy af.
Medical school of New Delhi necessary for unforseen emergencies - appendicitis, pregnancy, kidney stones etc. And they have a dental department to clean my teeth since I couldn't afford hygiene. With their help I have the option to even raise a family in the cell.
>>28295082
i could go for 3 years, but 10 is a bit too much
kitchen - 6
top computer - 6
Internet - 16
garden - 2
>>28295241
Choose the girl
>>28295082
35 points and 5 million payout
18 year old - 18
kitchen - 6
cell phone - 3
library - 4
medical care -2
garden - 2
UNLESS the garden will die without natural light from the skylight, in which case I trade the medical care for the skylight
The plan will be to fuck every day, cook well, learn lots of mathematics and statistics and maybe languages (depending on how interactive hte 18 year old is), use the cellphone to call family or other people when I get too bored and need interaction. If the cellphone has 4G then even better.
I'll use the doctors to avoid dieing in the basement due to some bad luck disease and take walks in the garden to relieve stress.
>full kitchen 6
>skylight 2
>workout room 5
>library and study 4
>hygiene products/jacuzzi 3
>medical care 2
>workshop 6
>garden 2
Easy enough.
Girl+kitchen+library+workout room+skylight or doctor (can't choose)
Actually turns out to be a pretty great life. Come out ten years later as a ripped genius professional cook with a family and $5 million. Basically a perfect person. This situation may be better than living a regular life.
>kitchen 6
>medical care 2
>hygiene products 3
>cell phone 3
>library 4
>garden 2
>radio 2
>workout room 5
>>28295082
Get the 5$ Mil so 35 points
Kitchen (6 points)
Skylight (2)
Cell phone (3)
All vidya (4)
Workout room (5)
Library (4)
Hygiene products (3)
Unlimited drugs (5)
Garden (3)
>>28295082
Kitchen, TV, Internet
I'd be fine.
Kitchen
Skylight
Hygiene
Dot Doctor
Drugs
Workout
Pupper
Library
Garden
For the 5 mil payout. Dog would be my companion, docs could help my drug addictions, and I could spend my time getting high, working out, and getting educated.
>>28298768
You'd better be. If you want a computer to go with that internet you're already at 35pts
>>28295082
5 mil
18 yo
top of the line pc
all vidya
full kitchen (would get the bitch to cook for me)
pool table
5 mil cash out
>library(4)
>drugs(5)
>kitchen(6)
>music(4)
>internet(16)
ez
>>28295500
>not just overdosing instead
>>28295082
>internet
>you cannot download or stream anything
So you get access to the internet, but you can't access anything?
>>28295082
Are we able to have sex with Barry Bonds?
the girl (18pts)
the gym (5pts)
microwave (2pts)
medical care (3pts)
hygiene products (3pts)
radio (2pts)
skylight (2pts)
I'd have most of the things they have in mental hospitals I've been to except nobody telling me I can't have sex, no visitors, and a nicer gym. I've dealt with that before and I'm okay with it.
Internet
Computer
Video games
Fast food
Perfect combo, 30 pts
>>28295444
You almost had it anon, replace kitchen with microwave+hd camera.
Seriously we live in a golden age of microwave meals.
>>28299463
I doubt it's in his contract. You'll probably have to convince him
>>28299650
Also does the library include porno mags?
>>28295082
kitchen + ingredients (6 pts)
girl (18 pts)
library (4 pts)
greenhouse (2 pts)
EZ m8. 10 years is a long time though.
>>28295082
>girl
>kitchen
>money up front
>garden+greenhouse
35 points. Presumably I could make the other 5 mil back.
Internet
Workout room
Unlimited booze
Unlimited fast food
I'm scrawny as fuck and workout often but I also love booze and fast food so I could bulk up off of the fast food, cut in the gym, and have a few rum and cokes at the end of the night to relax, seems pretty nice actually.
>>28299712
Sure, magazines count as books
>18 year old girl 18 points
>garden with greenhouse 20 points
>medical care 23 points
> full kitchen 29 points
> pool table 30 points
> hygiene 33 points
> xm radio 35 points
anything else is dumb
>7 - get money upfront and have access to stock market.
literally best choice on here. put your money into blue chip stocks if you don't want to risk anything. you're literally getting the time value of your money 10 years earlier.
>3 - medical care
just in case
>6 - computer
for vidya
>4 - video games
entertainment and time passer
>2 - skylight
vitamins
>6 - full kitchen
so you don't die from all the high sodium fast foods
>2 - garden
so your basement isn't full of stanky stale air
exactly 30 points. easy.
>kitchen (6)
>skylight (2)
>sound system (4)
>library (4)
>hygiene products (3)
>medical care (2)
>garden (2)
>kitten (6)
>gun (1)
i could do this
>>28295082
>New Delhi md (2)
>Gourmet Meals (9)
>top of the line PC (6)
>games (4)
>movies/TV (4)
>gym (5)
I'd have to give up shitposting forever but $10mil is definitely worth it lads
>>28295082
>dog
>dog
>dog
>dog
>dog
I just want dogs
If only the internet were 13 points.... I could have a girl, a computer, and a camera, and make money for 10 years doing porn.
>18 year old
>Movies
>Games
>Music
All I need is 5 million
>>28295082
>Music (4 points)
>Kitchen (6 points)
>Girl (18 points)
>Workshop (6 points)
>Library (4 points)
>Bathtub (3 points)
>Garden (2 points) (I'd grow pot in it)
>>28295082
> 30 points
> Kitchen
> Movies
> Desktop
> Vidya
> Music
> Workout
> Handgun
And If I go insane,
Handgun to shoot each testicle then one to the head.
Shit, I had been wondering what I would do, but I think you nailed it. I was about to give up because I need the girl to stay sane, the library covers our need for other stimulation and education materials for the kids she'd eventually have. Solid. I kind of want access to a doctor, though.
>>28295082
half payment
>girl 18
>skylight 20
>kitchen 26
>cell phone 29
>sound system 33
>greenhouse 25
>>28297412
I forgot to link to the post I was talking about when I posted earlier, but this looks even better. My previous post: >>28301886
Full Kitchen
Sound System
Workout Room
Library/Study
Cellphone
Medical Care (Mayo)
Garden
Hygiene Products
This is an absolute dream.
>>28295082
>Hygiene products(3)
>Skylight(2)
>Desktop computer+vidya(10)
>Full kitchen(6)
>Sound system(4)
>Movies(4)
>Tobacco(4)
>Medical care(2)
35.
Kitchen
Girl
Library
Gym
Skylight
35 points
I hope that girl is good conversation because desu I don't even like sex that much.
do you have to take hygeine products to get toilet paper?
does the kitchen come with cleaning supplies?
>>28295082
kitten 6
books 10
music 14
tv shows 18
garden 20
medical 22
kitchen 28
train room 30
sounds comfy as fuck desu
>>28295082
What are these "choose X points woth" pictures called? I like the mental exercise of these a lot.
>>28295082
30 pts:
>HD Camera
>Gun + 3 rounds
>Library
>Gourmet Food
>Skylight
>Garden
>Gym
>Speakers + Music
You call this a prison?
