Well this is it, /r9k. The ship has hit an iceberg and only has hours to live. There aren't enough lifeboats for everyone, and the officers have instituted a women and children first policy. You know you can't possible survive in the freezing water until morning and it looks like the only option is to man up, stoicically reassure your wife and daughters, and wait for the end. Rich and poor alike, the only thing left is to go out like a man, knowing you've done your duty, and that your beloved wife and child will always remember the supreme sacrifice you've made as a true gentleman.
You fool. Once I get into the water I will simply begin to pee and drink water from the ocean thus creating an infinite cycle of heating water. All will come to my pee bubble of warmth and join in. Saving thousands of lives.
If those fuckers just huddled together instead of floating randomly, they could have kept enough body heat to survive, at least for the ones on the inside of the huddle
>>28294295
>the sinking axis of the ship paralleling the sinking axis of '/r9k'
Subtle.
>>28294295
Fuck off nigger. im going to find a whistle and a torch ill probably survive guaranteed 100% survival rate according to scientific calculations brb
Just say you identify as a woman and the SJW's will have to let you on with them
>>28294722
kek'd and check'ld
I'll just say I'm 16 and climb aboard the lifeboat.
I'm 22 and look like a kid after I shave. Hopefully I shaved before the boat started to sink.
Bumping for justice. >mfw build big ship for rich normies
>drive it into iceberg
>>28294295
Fuck that, I'm pushing some dumb cunt out of the way and claiming my seat on the lifeboat. Time I got fucking something out of this equality bullshit. If she can do anything a man can do she'll have no problem fighting for her life in the water.
>having a wife and children in the first place
>>28294295
>grab icepick from bar before i jump
>swim up behind rich peoples' lifeboat in the dark
>put as many holes in that fucker as I can before i freeze to death
>go to watery grave knowing i've made the right sacrifice
>tfw the boats have a no singles policy
i'd go out like these guys
>>28294295
>your wife and daughters
I'm not sure you know what board you're on.
>>28294295
>and the officers have instituted a women and children first policy.
nobody can enforce that, so i steal extra lifeboats for me and my family
>>28294538
I don't see it...
>>28296265
Insert morphine
>>28296942
>nobody can enforce that
You are now dead, thanks for playing.
>>28296942
Don't forget to murder whomever tries to stop you, also try to take out the normies in the other lifeboats. There's no point in saving them, knowing the world we live in today
>>28296984
>implying I'm not a sneaky son of a bitch
>>28296978
>I don't see it...
The ship is tilting, and so is, owing the lacking the final slash, the string '/r9k', as if it too was sinking.
>>28294295
While everyone is panicking, I work on a makeshift raft. When everyone starts to run to the back of the ship I take my raft out and sail towards the women and children. Then I just wait for the rescue.
>>28297060
Really?
I don't see any connection between the red line you drew through the /r9k/ lettering and "sinking"
All I see is some random line through text. The only part I can see where is "connects" in any way is that the line meets the top of the r and the bottom of the k.
Is that the "parallel" you were talking about?
>>28294295
>identify as woman
>sail to safety
It's not hard to navigate life you dumb virgins.
>>28297162
/r9k/ -- floating, both /'s are on the same level
/r9k -- sinking, the right / has been submerged
>>28297207
As if people back then would respect a man who calls himself a woman. The staff would throw you in the ocean for being a degenerate.
>>28297097
This is shockingly the case for me too. You'd think more people would have done this with the 2hours and 40 minutes they had between striking and sinking.
>I'm an officer on the ship
>I get a Webley Mk 1 pistol
>gather other officers and rob rich normies then make our escape in a lifeboat
>build a ship
>take lifeboats only for half of passengers
Seriously what was wrong with these people
>>28294295
OP is trying to bait us into dressing like womenI probably would
>>28297212
He's clearly an idiot. Don't bother with the explanation. He won't get it.
>>28297411
Well the idea was that the legislators goofed it by not updating maritime law when people started making huge ships. So they had ships ten times bigger than in the 1890s and people like Bruce usmay were probably bribing the politicians not to change the laws so they didn't have to spend anything on life boats and shit.
>>28297478
So as the ships got bigger the required number of lifeboats didn't change? I would think they'd make the law flexible, like 1 boat per x amount of passengers or something like that.
>>28297540
>I would think they'd make the law flexible, like
don't ever think the government can do anything right
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>>28294295
good thing I packed my drysuit
>>28294295
>Jeez, you bigoted CIS scum, don't you realize that there's no such thing as gender or age roles? There's no such thing as a male, or female, or child. Stop using such archaic terms...it's 1912 for fucks sake. I am a gender-neutral, age-neutral being.
>>28294295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
>>28294538
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