>jacking off during thunderstorm
>just reaching the climax
>as i ejaculate, lightning strikes close by, shaking the entire neighborhood and deafening peoples ears
w-what does it mean?
You just jacked off a possible god.What a waste.Shame
>thunderstorm right now
>want to go out and get beer
>afraid I might get hit by one of OP's ejaculatory lightning strikes while I'm on my way to the store
Whenever an earthquake happens I hold onto my dick. Then when shaking starts my hand starts automatically rubbing me off. As I cum the fear subsides as it feels like I'm having sex with the Earth
i automatically stop masturbating .
i feel like god is literally communicating with me and telling me to stop.
Something like this happened to me before, except right as I jizzed there was thunder. I think it'd happened 2 times now.
>>28293864
were you in that one thread on /jp/ or /a/
>>28293441
Do you live in MD by any chance anon? It's storming here bretty hard.
>>28294134
Northern Virginia, close to D.C.
sorry if it's raining, that's probably my cum
you're literally chad thundercock bro. gratz
>>28293441
You are Chad. Chad Thundercock.
>>28293441
Mother nature wants your D.
Fuck outta here Chad!
>>28294164
I live like 20 minutes from NoVA. See you soon anon :^)
>>28294089
It's an /int/ meme you dip
damn roboto
>>28294320
20 minutes? i can drive to nova in 15
>>28293441
pretty sure you just got some kind of superpowers. can you cum lightning bolts now?
>>28294283
Vajralingam is actually a name in India. It means "Diamond-Thunderbolt Phallus."
>>28294384
>>28294320
don't come near me guys
i might kill you
>>28294388
lets test that theory
>>28294164
>anon could be my neighbor and neither of us would ever be the wiser
>>28294456
>implying that you wouldn't notice your neighbor being a fat autistic weeb
>>28294510
i'm not fat though
>6ft
>120lbs
>long fluffly blonde hair
>blue eyes
have you seen me?
also i am pretty autistic
>>28294557
Do you often wear stylish double breasted coats and appear to live alone despite your good looks?
>>28294456
>>28294413
>>28294384
>>28294320
Robot meetup when? How about them caps am I right?
>>28294621
no, i wear leather jackets, white t-shirts, and jeans
>>28294653
Nope. Can't say I've seen you around.
>>28294653
Greasers went out of style 40 years ago man
>>28294750
that's just what i wear
it feels good
after several tries and failing because i'm in a public area right now and i don't want to get caught, i was able to cum again. there was only a minor rumbling this time
Raiden is watching you masturbate.
>>28295053
i hope he likes it :^)
