>tell boyfriend I'm colorblind
>he keeps showing me objects and asking me what color it is
>tell bf i'm partially deaf
>he keeps sneaking up and scaring me
>>28293270
>>28293304
uh
OK
is that it?
>>28293338
>tell bf i'm anosmic
>he keeps calling me stinky and asking me to smell things
Are you people fembots or are you just faggots.
>>28293401
They are gayshitposters
>>28293401
Aren't those one in the same?
>>28293401
>tell bf i'm anonymous
>he keeps showing me memes and calling me a shitposter
>tell boyfriend I'm a super taster
>he keeps making me taste foods blindfolded and tell him exactly what they are and what they're made with
>talk to cousin
>she says she sees stuff in inverse colours, like the setting on TVs or computers or whatever
>she's 10, so not sure if she's pulling my leg or serious
>pretty sure she's trying to see if i'd believe her
>go along with it anyway
>tell boyfriend I have a fetish for eggs
>he begs me to stick an egg up my butt
>now he calls me a "yolk-assed bitch" in public
>tell boyfriend I have prosopagnosia
>he keeps showing me pictures of people and trying to get me to identify them
>tell my oniichan i'm depressed
>he keeps showing me funny cat videos and telling me to smile
>>28293270
>Friend can't tell between red and green
>Play melee teams with red and green colors and everyone is the same character
>tell boyfriend about the half hourly /r9k/ faggot thread
>he joins it
>>28293813
>tell my boyfriend about a post i made
>he tells me he fapped to it
>>28293737
>tell my oniichan i'm depressed
>he keeps telling me to fucking kill myself already
This is a 9/10 thread. I appreciate all of you
>tell my girlfriend i must unite the germanic peoples under one flag
>she forces me to become chancellor from speaker
>>28293270
>tell girlfriend i will always be there for her
>she says nothing back because she isnt real
>tell my boyfriend I feel really nauseous
>he keeps force feeding me various foods to see if I will throw up
>tell wife I can't get her pregnant
>she blabs to the whole goddang world about my narrow urethra
>tell boyfriend I have epilepsy
>he keeps showing me flashing lijhtfgghedggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>28293401
>women
>colorblindness
>>28293401
Please be bait and not a newfag from reddit/tumblr/9gag.
>>28293401
>OP pic
>tell boyfriend
pretty stale buddy, enjoy your stay :^))))))
>childhood friends gf of forever is colourblind
>think nothing of it
>read that colourblindness is more common in men
>jokingly suggest she is a tranny
>we all laugh
>she pulls me aside though
>turns out she is for real a trans and she hasn't told him yet
>mfw i know and he doesnt
>>28293645
>>tell boyfriend I have prosopagnosia
>>he keeps showing me pictures of people and trying to get me to identify them
protip: that's not your boyfriend
