tfw no kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28292436
I don't get the filipina meme.
They all have repulsive monkey faces and their bodies are not attractive either.
If you're into that, why not pick an Austro-Asiatic girl instead, like a Thai?
>>28292503
Thai are the niggers of the oriental world.
>>28293171
What about Vietnam?
You're the man flip poster dude
>>28292503
most, but not all. there are some qt ones out there
tfw no qt filipina to get into a sumpit blowgun dart battle with in the depths of a secluded jungle
tfw no ancient temple ruins she is the guardian of
tfw no secret talisman locked in the unexplored temple
tfw you get the perfect killshot on her right in her deep tribal navel and searching her for the key but then get squished by the old rolling boulder trap
>>28292436
>tfw no disgusting chink spic monkey gf
>>28292503
>They all have repulsive monkey faces and their bodies are not attractive either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccYoFZ35q-s
>>28297151
The qt ones just look Japanese anyway.
>>28292436
yo filipino anon, the letter L and capital i look exactly the same, you can just substitute these here and there and permutate it for at least 10000 shitposts i think.
>tfw live in manila and have qt3.14 half fil half white gf
Feels good man
>>28297404
Thanks pham for the suggestion, but I could stop adding new words to my post and still have 33! permutations.
This thread is still going on? I left for a month and it hasn't stopped