Mama found the wank bagel again
Guess i'll use the same as daddy's now
>>28290120
Mommy threw out my peepee tingly sugar sprinkled donut
>>28290120
>Ethics professor found the frozen homunculi experiments
>>28290120
>therapist found the homicidal tendencies
>>28290120
>tfw mom found the warm cookaroo
>X found the Y-Z
memes are simple mathematic equations
>allies found the human experiment camps
>>28290120
>tfw park ranger found my spunk skunk again
He's finding them faster and faster now, he must be onto me, shit, I don't want to get caught...
But that fur... So soft...
>professor found the racism jar
>Gestapo found the wank dreidel
I wonder if Auschwitz has wi-fi
America found the labour camps
>/pol/ found the BLACKED folder
>>28291026
Human found my pleasure stick when he took me out today
>sexbot found the sexdoll
life is cruel
>auditor found account statements from the Spank Bank
>>28290610
Gtfo Wittgenstein
>family member found my odd sexual item
>>28290534
Alright, I kinda kek'd at this.
Well done, anon, here's a (You)
Carer found the piss umbrella
>Parole officer just found my Spank Dank
Please just end my life
The "Thought Police" caught me committing adultery and Thought Crime.
>chad's penis found my crush's vagina
Chad found all the Minecraft porn and cum envelopes in my locker again.
>>28291611
this (You) is well earned
>the bulls sperm found my wifes eggs
>>28290120
>Sister's husband found the puckered anus in my pants again
>>28290120
Mother forcefully removed the penile pleasuring device
>tfw step son accidentally bedded my waifu pillow again, whilst my third detached cousin from oversea's viewed it over Skype.
>daughter found the fart tunnel
mum found the cheese chisel
>>28291840
Nice apostrophe.
>>28291840
this pic makes me so fucking angry, that dog actually feels bad they probably fuck with it all the time, what a bunch of dicks
>Dentist found the tooth pile
Admiral found the booger blanket
>>28291869
>trying this hard
>on r9k
>Pop-pop found the strapon silo
>>28291861
Father put barbed wire in my fleshlight.and used it
>tfw nobody (you)'d my Pupper I posted earlier
Sonichu, found Rosechu with Blachu
>just
>wife's son ate the smegma rings
>>28291995
Why golly gee it sure does feel good my man.
>dad found the loud piss recordings
The Neo-Mormons from Cincinnati found the Shakespearean misery machine.
>>28290534
lel best one ever
>>28291611
>being a frog
>in the current year
>police officer found the holes my alibi
These threads will never match up to the original
>ceramic tanooki found the placenta blender
>>28292577
how does one prepare grapes?
i didn't know weed can get mouldy
