>tfw he doesn't have a 8 inch penis
is 7 1/2 good enough? im also 6'4
>he can't drive
>he can't pick me up in the evening or on weekends
>>28290118
Depends. At least you're not a manlet. Are you fit?
>big dick threads are deleted
>tfw bf doesnt have an 8 inch dick threads get 400 replies
why do the janitors want to cuck us so badly?
>>28290094
>he isnt a nigger
>>28290147
no
bblox
>bf wanted to go down on me
>okay
>15 seconds in he gross from eating pussy to tonguing my butthole
>i don't care for any kind of anal play
>get completely turned off and tell him to wash his mouth out with Listerine a dozen times before he brings is mouth anywhere near me.
I laid down one ground rule in the bed, NO BUTT STUFF. I cant stand it and find it gross yet he tries for it time and time again as if "he'll be the one to get me to like it".
>tfw 8" long and only 5.5" circumference
I would literally rather have a small penis than this.
>she posts on /r9k/
>she has an inflated sense of self-worth
>she doesn't like puns
>>28290278
>she has an inflated sense of self-worth
Honestly this.
If you aren't a supermodel don't bother trying to pretend you have standards like "I must have 10/10 fit 8 inch cock bf"
I make enough money to support you and your broke ass parents, not that I would, but maybe you should try not acting like a self entitled cunt and you might find some happiness.
>>28290308
Money wont make her respect you, force will.
>>28290260
tell him you have an incurable parasite that doesn't affect you, but it makes your feces contain eggs that if ingested will make you impotent
>She doesn't have experience modelling for Playboy
>She thinks she can be picky
O LAWD
>>28290354
stupid lie like that might work on a woman, but the guy won't buy it
>tfw he doesn't have a summer house
why do I get stuck with nothing but losers?
>>28290260
You are breathing trash.
I can't believe you're avatarring as Yui while posting this filth.
Proves one again that K-On girls are garbage made for garbage.
>>28290308
>>28290365
girls are treated like special princesses their entire lives since thats the default attitude towards women because we know they're still children mentally. somehow they think that translates into deserving a 10/10 man
>mfw
>>28290260
Fucking kindergarden princess.
Your bf deserves a real woman.
>>28290260
>women making rules in the bedroom
>>28290441
honestly her bf sounds like a total beta anyways
>he finds anything other than My face and breasts attractivd
disgusting
sure sign of a beta and or perv
>talking to crush
>think I'm making progress with him
>walking away I hear him say to someone else"what a sweet kid"
>>28290260
God, I hope my gf isn't like you. Lately I've been putting a finger on her butthole with some pressure (not going in, mind you) while getting her off. She hasn't contrsted so far, but it'll be a long hard road til my dick gets in there
>>28290545
Have a pepe meme, on the house.
>>28290243
Get fit. That's an order. You can't let your body go to waste.
>>28290630
Fuck off back to /fit/
No reason to become fit unless you're trying to attract a Stacy or homo Chad and NO ONE WANTS THAT YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Notice me Abby senpai!!
original desu
>have sex with bf
>he finishes
>cry because feel bad about my parents hating me and for some reason start feeling like he hates me
WHY AM I SO CRAZY
>>28290668
when will i notice you...
>>28290750
Soon.. I hope???
Original commento tbqh familia
>>28290630
>Getting fit for a slut on /r9k/
Hahahaha. If I get fit it's for a normie, not a another awkward degenerate fattie on here.
>>28290260
>Asking to go down on a girl
What is he, gay?
>>28290545
He's not a pedophile.
>>28290094
>tfw 8+" penis
feels good pham
>>28291326
now you can date roasties like in the OP, grats
>>28291352
>dating roasties
i'd rather just fuck wives and make sure thy're not roasties first desu
>>28291415
>someone's wife
>ever not a roastie
do you look for virgin mothers as well?
>>28291438
trust me man a majority of them aren't used up
>>28291467
they're used up by the very definition of being married. you're sure capable of some extreme mental gymnastics
>>28291482
I only do womens that are in 20s and 30s that never had kids but i getchu
