Hey robots please help me out.
I am currently high and drunk as fuck. I am craving pizza BUT I need to get money and the bank is in the opposite direction from the pizza store and is a 20 minute walk away from home. How should I proceed if I want to get my money, and then buy the pizza?
>>28289603
Buy the pizza with a card you nonce
order a jewber
>>28289603
if i were you i'd sleep it off
>>28289631
This. Alternatively, just walk to the bank, then the pizza place you lazy fat fuck. A 20 minute walk? Jesus, how do your legs not collapse under the amorphous, consuming blob that has grown on top of them?
>>28289603
>Order pizza delivery
>run to bank then run back home with money
>reach home just before delivery guy reaches
>>28289603
Order a lot of pizza
Wait for delivery guy to arrive
Tell him you can only pay if he drives you to the bank for money
Make sure the order is big enough so he can't refuse
>>28290160
OP here. I got slices but I'm still starving.
I'm going to go with this. It looks like it'll work out to me.
