Failed Chad
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Who /failed chad/ here? I thought I could tell my story so robots can laugh at my downfall...
Freshman in high school
>bullied
>short
>leads me to go to the gym and learn martial arts
>slowing gaining Muscle
>join the speech team to gain self confidence
Fast forward to senior year
>working out has led to a hormonal growth spurt which makes me 6'1
>185 pounds 9% bodyfat
>bullies are terrified of me even though I'm nice
>become Captain of the speech team and go to 3 national speech tournaments
>ask 10/10 goddess from speech team to prom and she accepts
>have a blast at prom and cuddle with first and new gf (pic related is me around that time)
>graduate and get accepted to the college of science and engineering at big 10 university
>acquire literal female orbiters
>Feels amazing. Best times of my life
Summer
>work a retail job at office max and acquire money
>go out drinking with friends on the weekends and generally enjoy life
>go on multiple dates with gf and discover that she thinks I'm an amazing kisser and looks at me like I'm a God
>one night, fail miserably at trying to get it on with her
>still a virgin
>never call her again out of embarrassment
>still have female orbiter friends but don't pursue them
Uh oh. Fast forward to college
>start college and make some friends
>things go very well and get good grades first semester
>have tfw no gf but can't find anyone to ask out
Winter break
>start to notice Bizzare perceptual changes, but disregard them as me "thinking too much"
>go back to college next semester
>have a fully blown psychotic break and get put in the psych ward
>told I have schizoaffective disorder
>mom forces me to drop out of college and become NEET
>lose all of my friends due to the retarded shit I did when I was psychotic
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
>no foreseeable future
>stop going to the gym
>play dark souls and shit post all day
>become mysogynist
And here we are. Feel free to laugh.
That part about bullies being scared of you is just ridiculous. You don't look scary at all. I used to bully kids like you to hide my imperfections and pain.
Damn. That hairline. There was never any hope for you OP
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Sorry man. Probably was just a matter of time til the cray came out.
what country are you from?
ORIGINAL
>failed chad
>failed
>chad
how do you fail at sticking your jock dick in a roastie you stupid cuckold
>>28289459
>captain of the football team
>was fucking the head cheerleader in the locker room
>couldn't cum
>tells the whole school
>everyone makes fun of me calling me a faggot
>cant talk to anyone rest of the year
>drop out of college
>shit post on r9k all day
kill me desu
>Join the speech team
What the fuck man no chad in history ever done something so autistic so early on in his pre-perfect life.
>back in highschool
>basketball team
>taking multivitamin tablets at the time
>dont realize it turns your cum yellow
>fucking hottie from cheerleading squad
>she wants me to cream pie on her
>ejaculate
>custard like cum covers her bare stomach
>she screams
>I whimper "dont worry I didnt pee myself"
I was called wee willy winky until I graduated
> Be me
> 23
> Get jacked as fuck after falling for the 'Get ripped and get gfs' meme
> Intelligent, 150 IQ
> Get a 9/10 gf
> My life was really great, was passing with full grades
> Began to hang out with the other sporty Chads
> Play sports like a madman and become the captain of the Rugby team
> Playing the final of the rugby tournament
> Get tackled hard and piled
> Rushed to hospital
> Entire body got crushed and I had over 30 broken bones
> Got out of hospital after 3 months of being stuck in there
> Walk outside and suck in the fresh air
> Then I got ass cancer and died
>>28289941
Pic related, it's me before the accident
>>28289839
>people will believe this
good try senpai
>>28289941
10/10, absolutely great
>>28289992
nah it did man, feels bad, my entire life crumbled around me ;_; i think i might kill myself
>>28289941
Rip in peace
You will not be forgotten
>>28289839
>not telling everyone you couldn't cum because she was such a loose slut
You truly did fail.
