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2016-05-02 21:12:17 Post No. 28289459
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Anonymous
2016-05-02 21:12:17
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Who /failed chad/ here? I thought I could tell my story so robots can laugh at my downfall...
Freshman in high school
>bullied
>short
>leads me to go to the gym and learn martial arts
>slowing gaining Muscle
>join the speech team to gain self confidence
Fast forward to senior year
>working out has led to a hormonal growth spurt which makes me 6'1
>185 pounds 9% bodyfat
>bullies are terrified of me even though I'm nice
>become Captain of the speech team and go to 3 national speech tournaments
>ask 10/10 goddess from speech team to prom and she accepts
>have a blast at prom and cuddle with first and new gf (pic related is me around that time)
>graduate and get accepted to the college of science and engineering at big 10 university
>acquire literal female orbiters
>Feels amazing. Best times of my life
Summer
>work a retail job at office max and acquire money
>go out drinking with friends on the weekends and generally enjoy life
>go on multiple dates with gf and discover that she thinks I'm an amazing kisser and looks at me like I'm a God
>one night, fail miserably at trying to get it on with her
>still a virgin
>never call her again out of embarrassment
>still have female orbiter friends but don't pursue them
Uh oh. Fast forward to college
>start college and make some friends
>things go very well and get good grades first semester
>have tfw no gf but can't find anyone to ask out
Winter break
>start to notice Bizzare perceptual changes, but disregard them as me "thinking too much"
>go back to college next semester
>have a fully blown psychotic break and get put in the psych ward
>told I have schizoaffective disorder
>mom forces me to drop out of college and become NEET
>lose all of my friends due to the retarded shit I did when I was psychotic
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
>no foreseeable future
>stop going to the gym
>play dark souls and shit post all day
>become mysogynist
And here we are. Feel free to laugh.