Describe your first sexual experience
inb4 REEEEE etc.
>>28288039
IN THE YEAR 2030
REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28288039
My hand kept touching my peepee then it felt good.
>>28288039
>17 drinking with girl
>she gives me a back massage
>gets on top of me
>starts sucking my dick
>mid way through she abruptly stops, sits up, and tells me she has a boyfriend and can't do this
>I leave
>tfw I cucked some dude my first time
>be 15
>talking to girl with REALLY fucked up teeth but fat ass
>no one wants her
>want dat ass
>get her to practically fall in love with me
>be during summer break
>we dont live too far from eachother
>she decides to walk to my house once her mom goes to work
>she walks to my house at 8 am
>we chill out all day and watch movies
>i make food for her
>she comes over the whole week
>on the last day we finally start doing all this stuff
>i eat her out
>she gives me really bad head
>we try to sex 1st time
>adrenaline pumping
>cant even stick my dick in
>try for like 3-5 minutes and it wont go in
>just stop and ask her to finish me off
>tell her to just go home
>when she leaves I never texted her back
>she texts one like 1 month later asking where I am
>told her I changed my number and I was my sister
>see her the next year at highschool
>never talk to eachother and she goes and fucks alot of black guys
>after her I've bagged 9 women and made out and did foreplay with alot.
I havent had sex in about 2 years now.
>>28288036
tfw cockblocked by my own dick
>>28288039
>last day of secondary school
>everyone goes out for drinks
>unisex school, no girls
>unpopular but decide to sit and drink with the popular kids
>one of them brings his gf
>never had any female friends
>start talking to her
>get her facebook
>become close friends
>6 months later, she breaks up with her bf
>we get drinks
>talk about how we've been crushing on each other
>end up going back to mine
>have terrible terrible sex
>grow apart
>>28288039
> Be me
> 18 Uni Fag
>Feeling like worthless piece of shit
>Go to "party" next door to steal their alcohol and feel better
>Start talking about my grades because that's what I do
>6/10 Latina Grill starts messing with me
>"I bet anon treats his women right!" she kept saying. It was something about Her ex Idk
>We all go for a walk because quiet hours
>She keeps clinging to me
>Kinda disturbed but I can see where this is going
>We get back she says "I want to sleep with anon!"
>AboutToLoseVirginitiyHolyShit.jpg
>We both climb into my bed
>Start making out
>This is also my first kiss
>Roommate is mortified says "I want some snacks, anyone want some snacks?" and leaves
>We keep making out, I tell her to get naked
>Feel up boobs for the first time
>Feels good man
>She whispers in my ear "I want you inside me"
>Don't have any condoms so I postpone it. Tell her to go down on me first
>Never got head before but I have a feeling this girl was good
>Puts my whole dick in her mouth
>Gargling noises and shit
>I cum for the first time tonight
>Rest up a bit, Tell her I'm ready but don't have condoms
>"It's ok, I'm on birth control"
>Lets me feel the birth control in her arm
>Start to stick my dick in her (missionary position)
>She gasp "You're really big Anon!"
>Her pussy is really tight hurts a little bit at first
>Keep going
>Cum inside her because birth control
>Keep having sex until 6:00 am (about 5 times)
>Next day she leaves, never see her again
>be me, 15 or 16
>quiet guy but play in a band with my friends
>girl year below me always staring at me at school
>she knows who I am and has a crush on me (my friends tell me this)
>tentatively start dating (hanging out at lunchtime)
>invite her over to my house when parents are out
>watching tv and making out
>I get the guts to put my hand down her pants
>she's much hairier than I expected
>finger her for several minutes
>feels weird man
>she excuses herself to go to the bathroom
>thats it. we make out some more
>we break up a few weeks later because she's very irritating to be around and I lose interest
fast forward several years
>see her at a new year's party
>we talk about those times, she tells me it was her first sexual encounter too, she was nervous and I was pressing on her bladder or something
>she felt bad about it
Oh well. I still get wistful thinking about her sometimes. A literal 8/10, maybe a 9 if you're into "alt" girls but also certifiably crazy and very annoying. One of her main interests these days is amateur wrestling.
>>28288148
she already had your dick in her mouth. she's already a cheating slut, why not just keep going. most girls I've talked to don't consider blowjobs as "sex" thus not cheating. fucking roasties.
>16
>brother invited his friends over (all like 21-22)
>got drunk with them
>wanted to go to sleep
>brothers friend (male) follows me to my room
>kisses me and succ a little
>fuck it
>go to his house and fuck him
Life is pretty weird sometimes. I'm a bi fag.
>>28288039
We were naked and kissing
I asked if we could have sex.
She said my name in a
>not yet
tone. I told her I'd pull out and that we'd fuck eventually.
She grabbed my cock and sat all the way down. It felt warm, soft, tight, and wet.
At that moment we both lost our virginities.
The rest was me fucking this warm, wet, fun hole until I needed to cum. I pulled out and made her blow me. She swallowed and smiled at me. We cuddled/kissed and listened to the radio until her Mom got home.
>>28288039
>Be 18
>on holiday in Amsterdam
>Pay prostitute 50 euros
>fuck
>>28288039
Fingered a girl on a couch, she was tight
>>28288039
Forced my hands into my gf's panties and fingered her.
I don't know why she was so resistant when her panties were soaked before I even touched her. Women have no idea what they want most of the time.
>>28288555
That's so fuckin hot famaly
>>28288449
as in college wrestling?
patrician desu
>>28288039
>be me
>beta/alpha abomination with bipolar disorder
>hook up with girl, get to know her, things are looking good
>a few months in we decide to have the secks
>it's looking good, i'll finally become something that isn't a robot
>i just have to go through this and i'll be fine
>rape instincts kick in the moment i slip on the durex
>i literally fucking shout "FOR THE HORDE!" as i smash her
>realize what i just did
>awkwardsilence.potato
>i screamed about fucking world of warcraft as i banged her
>mfw forever a true robot
Lesbian co-worker took my v card when she found out. It was a situation where she told me she was going to take care of it when she found out and invited herself over. Eventually took me to the bedroom got undressed like it was no big deal in front of me and literally told me to "Stop thinking about it so much and just get inside me." when I told her I wasn't sure about it. When I got behind her she grabbed my dick from behind and lined it up before shoving it in. She had me fuck her doggy style like that, it was pretty awkward and uncomfortable but it felt good and I didn't last that long. When I told her I was getting close she had stay inside to finish and the feeling was intense for me that I ended up leaning over and kind of laying with my front on her back, our heads next to each other. We kind of collapsed together on the bed after that, didn't really cuddle but did stay together and talked for long enough that I was ready to go again and she let us go a second time starting out like spooning position but moving to missionary.
>>28289709
>Lesbian
>she grabbed my dick from behind and lined it up before shoving it in. She had me fuck her doggy style
>Lesbian
>be me
>be in 5th grade
>neighbor girl in 4th grade
>she jumps on top of me on the playground
>I tell her to get off
>shes almost as heavy as I am and has siblings (im only child) and she holds me down
>she kisses me
>go on to do her bidding for next three years
>tfw your first act was one of domination
>tfw you're a robot
>>28288113
Only sexual experience for most of us here.Myself inculded!
>>28289445
Desu I was drunk and very tired, I didn't really feel too much. Jerking it feels better. Plus he kept saying shit like he loved me and wanted to be with me. He was like half a dozen years older than me and I thought it was getting weird so I never went back.
>>28290000
Quads have spoken
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