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>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact
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>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for 2 months

I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
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>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 weeks

I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
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>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 days

I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
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>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a husky for 2 hours

I'm seriously beginning to lose it. How do you handle dry spells?
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>>28286365
HAVEN'T CUDDLED OR HAD ANY KIND OF PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A FEMALE IN 6 YEARS

FUCK YOU
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>>28286365
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for 2 months

>havent had sex in 9 months someone feel for me
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>>28286419
seriously though pls help, I am so desolate

I understand why people smoke now
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>>28286365
I haven't for 2 years
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>>28286365
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for 2 months.

What kind of normie shit is this??
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NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
FUCKING HELL

I haven't had any kind of relationship with anyone in over 30 years, kms pls
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>>28286365
Sucks to be you OP. I snuggled the fuck out of a QT jailbait yesterday
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>>28286379
holy shit someone get this biyoriposter a fucking husky already
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>>28286365
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for 12 years
Here's my tried and true way to deal with it.

Step one is realizing that you have a problem and acknowledging that as a lack of emotional resources. You only have a limited supply in your life now, treasure even the slightest brush because you must stretch it out to last you weeks now.

Step two is surrogating the emotional resources yourself. Gradually, take the difference created by what you need and what you have. Fill it up with cynicism. It doesn't matter how, as long as it's directed against everyone and everything -- say you're used to the universe fucking you over, say it's the way humans work that you're the bottom of the barrel, say everyone including you makes shit happen together.

Step three is cutting off the supply from step one and becoming a cynic, saying what the fuck he wants, fucking with people all the time. Because that's all there's left in your life and, hey, you're totally okay with that. You know that life sucks, you know why life sucks. Life is just one continuous turd of shit that, no matter how much you wipe, still continues to smell and stain your toilet paper.
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>>28286365
>grandma found the cum carpet
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>>28286365
>haven't cuddled or had any kind of physical contact with a female for my entire life

I'm afraid I will lose this feeling once I cuddle. How do you handle losing your innocence?
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>>28286365
Two weeks? Try 23 years you little shit
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>>28286765


>Wife's puppy found the creampie kitten
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