how should i celebrate my birthday lads? 25 y/o virgin, feelin great
Get a hooker and some coke.
Mdma and nightclub
>>28286203
booze and fast food with 4chan. Happy birthday nigger.
Ketamine and videogames.
25, you say?
Well that's just great
Don't go out
Just masturbate.
Jack it on your couch
And in the bathtub too
Jack it in a window
While someone watches you
Jack until you're sore
And all out of cum
Jack it til your dick
Feels kind of numb
What other way
To celebrate today
Than to spread your seed
In every place, every way
>>28286374
If that's original, it's pretty good.
>>28286203
order a hooker and post how you miss her
>>28286203
Get inebriated by depressants to the point of being insane enough to go out socializing, you might end up having fun if you're drugged enough to handle normie bullshit.
>>28286410
Of course it's original
What do you take me for?
I may be a lot
But I'm certainly not a bore
>>28286901
You just reminded me how funny craigslist's limericks discussion forum was/is. It was/is like watching white people do rap battles. kek
>>28286203
try something gay
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