>i didint had sex in weeks!! -.-
-.-
Why what happen?
>>28286175
nor grammar
>>28286175
Weeks? Try Years!
>>28286175
As of today I haven't had sex for a full year. I think my virginty is growing back.
>>28286175
Hahahaha you fucking loser, i never went more than 3 days without sex
seriously what the kind of fuck are you to go without sex in weeks, you fucking faggot
>dat feel when ur homies kick u out the group chat!!1! -.-
>dat feel when ur gf dont text u 4 a few hours
>dat feel when u havent gone 2 the mall in a week
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR I SWEAR
Guys I'm getting laid tonight. Pretty stoked. Couple hours til I'm out of here!!
get a fat girl. they are an easy fuck.
>>28286175
I get your paint man, if i dont fuck anything for more than a week i just go insane and settle with whatever girl i find at the bar.
>hadn't had sex in 3 years at least
>get desperate
>tried to fuck a 2/10 fatty because it's all I could get due to my spaghetti spilling tendencies
>couldn't get it up because she's so disgusting
>broke down in tears in front of the fat chick who had longer facial hair than I do
>still crying put on my clothes and leave
I should have just stayed home and masturbated
>>28286175
>tfw never had sex
>tfw normies are having sex RIGHT NOW
JUST
>>28286175
>someone in another thread links me a Reddit post that's supposed to be relatable to my situation
>guy mopes about some similar problems
>yeah I feel him
>near the end
>"and I haven't even had sex in over a year"
This made me legitimately upset, like I was actually betrayed.
>>28286175
>Weeks
That's cute anon.
>>28287144
2 years and a few months. After how long do you become a virgin again?
