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A key who open all locks is a master key.
>>28284884
and a lock who gets opened by every key is worthless, amirite
>>28284884
>>28285035
Lol mra justification for blatent misogny and double standards. I'm just glad you're completely irrelevant.
>>28285073
>tibs fedredora
>a penis is like a key
>a vagina is like a lock
this is how autismos see the world, amazing
>>28284884
>A pencil that has been sharpened by a pencil sharpener many times is short and useless
>A pencil sharpener that has sharpened many pencils is valuable
>>28285073
*tips fedora*
>>28285128
>a pencil sharpener wears away with use
>a pencil does not
>>28285174
Uhh an electric pencil sharpener can last forever really and can sharpen thousands of pencils. A pencil that's being used constantly can only last for a month or so after a few sharpenings.
A butt that farts a million farts is a bad butt, but a nose that inhales a million farts is a bad nose.
Explain this, antifartfetishists.
>>28284884
A girl who has sex with me is good.
A girl who doesn't have sex with me is not good.
t. me
>>28285464
This is the only right philosophy.
If she doesn't have sex with you she's a whore, if she does she's the best.
>>28284884
if you're using locks and keys as a metaphor for human relations then you're no better than that dweeb John Green with his metaphor about cereals. humans are complicated and human relationships are complicated as well. these shallow metaphors dont even scratch the surface
I like how you guys make these arguments as if it will ever effect you. You guys cant even get the slutty girls to fuck you and here you are acting like your swimming in pussy
>>28284884
If several peasants plow a field, they will do the work fast and efficiently. If one peasant plows several fields, his productivity is low.
>>28284884
There are no master keys, only lockpicks. And lockpicks involve skill.
Chad is a meme.
>>28285575
Then there's people like Elliot, who are bolt cutters.
>>28285595
bolt cutters are the rapists. they just cut the damn lock to get in
>>28284884
Some people say that the lock that can be opened by any key is useless, but I always say that the only useless lock is the lock that cannot be eaten by a spoon, like cereal.
>>28285676
Agreed, it doesn't matter how many keys are dipped in your cereal, what matters is how good the lock to the fridge is.
