>enter room
>see this
what's your first reaction?
>"oh shit is that a gun..?"
>>28284815
>ss..sorry.
>leave
>>28284815
I'd be like, if I were Bruce Willis, you'd both be dead. Didn't you watch pulp fiction? You're on a stakeout. If your partner is horny, watch the door while they rub one out. If they go for donuts, don't take a heroin-difficulty shit. This fucking female couldn't control herself, and jeopardized the mission (or stakeout or whatever, I just assume they're there to kill me). Where am I?
>>28284815
say "Dearest of All My Friends" in a Russian accent. Then proceed to kill the woman's twin.
I AM THE WOLF
>>28284815
>ITS PAYNE, WHACK IM
>>28284815
The race is on to fap till the loading screen goes away.
OH SHID! i'm sorry.. !
>>28284815
I want that gun desu
Who are you people? How did you get inside my house?
>>28284815
Can i join, mr max payne?
MP3 was a good game
>>28284815
*Whips out revolver*
Get the fuck out of my house.