Grills usually eat this shit up and give me their number pretty quickly. This one isn't so easy
That's her. Halp
>coloured hair
Stay well away you idiot.
"I use it everytime, because it works"
>>28284171
>cutecumber
>not cutecummer
>>28284212
She dyed it for cosplay
>>28284171
As a wizard I hate to give vagslaves direction towards their doom, but since you're probably not going to join the celib-NEET master race any time soon...just respond with "Thousands. Never once failed me"
>>28284227
>cosplay
RUN BITCH RUUUN
>>28284171
"didn't count, those are the only lines you need in your daily life"
you guys lack wit something fierce
>>28284262
are you literally autistic?
shit doesn't even make sense you retard
>>28284245
This. This is probably even worse than coloured hair
I speak from experience.
also
>dog collar
>>28284171
'this is the first time i swear'
>>28284171
>8 hours ago
She's already forgotten about you
>>28284361
God damn I'm not looking for a relationship who cares
>>28284355
i'm a normie, faggot, and that sentence would get me laid
>>28284171
Holy fuck look at how slutty she is dressed
Just cut down bullshit that will bore her and go straight to the point.
Say "if you look like you look in your profile pic I'd fucking bang you hard, you down for it?"
>>28284439
this is pretty legit, and she does have a few signs of your average whore so go for it op dont be a pussy
>>28284262
>>28284435
Your line was embarrassing and totally stupid.
Kill yourself you failed normie fuckwit
>>28284499
She's probably going to unmatch me if I say that right away. I should probably butter her up a bit first don't you think?
![Screenshot_2016-05-02-00-25-17[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ygPmHPF.png "Screenshot_2016-05-02-00-25-17[1].png")
>>28284171
Heh, I use the cutecumber line all the time. But I usually stop after the first one, I'm not sure why you kept going.
>>28284605
Dirty gook race traitor. Absolute disgrace
>>28284647
>Actually caring about race
Hahaha oh you're too much.
About prune times
>>28284660
yeah I should just obsess over women. believe me, if these sluts could see how fake you are your cock would never see the inside of a woman again
>>28284563
The thing is, if she is desperate enough to wear THAT on her profile pic, is she really going to be picky?
All girls love forward, aggressively sexual guys. (Who are confident, and not obviously desperate.)
>>28284171
>eh, I only use them on the cute girls
You sperg.
>>28284799
And how exactly am I fake?
>>28284813
No they don't. Quit being a fucking rapist.
>>28284827
he's projecting bro
>>28284918
I see. Poor guy, I hope he gets something worthwhile going in his life soon :/
>>28284827
The only reason you're getting laid is because they think you're a cool, non-chalant natural alpha. In truth you're a desperate horny faggot who puts incredible effort into getting female approval
>>28284171
I've already thought of 5 different comebacks that would make her wet.
You're fucking pathetic.
>>28284903
>h-hey can we p-please have sexual intercourse? O-only if you want to of course, babe, I mean, sorry for calling you babe, thats too aggressive, it's not like I'm a male with a libido or anything
>>28284951
I don't pretend to be an alpha, but I am chill, fun and confident, and I don't hide that at all. Not everyone is as desperate as you, my friend.
>>28285050
>implying I didn't literally fuck a girl last night
>implying I didn't finger bang her without even asking
>implying I didn't chill and cuddle for a few hours watching archer first
Its almost like its entirely possible to use personality in order to fuck someone without having to immediately be straight up with "EYO GURL LEMME PUT THIS DICK IN YOU".
Girls prefer dudes that are interesting, fun, and chill over dudes that are rapey as fuck.
>>28285071
Well aren't you a sweet guy ? ;)
>>28284361
collars are hot
>>28285019
Let's hear some of them then. Go on
>>28285143
Who said I would help faggot OP?
>>28285142
The only non-degenerates who wear a collar like that are japanese, where the it's the current fashion trend.
The rest on the other had, are STDs riddled cunts.
>>28285127
But anon, I've already made out with her. Your suggestion that I have no chance with her has already been proven wrong.
>>28285088
Noone said you can't talk and cuddle, but in the case of OP, when you just meet a girl your intention should be clear, especially for a hookup. The point is, you don't have to act in a certain way. Do what you want with her- you are the male, you are the leader. When you feel like it, you satisfy your urges. Women prefer the role of being your servants in life.
>>28284563
Wow you're a huge fucking faggot dude holy shit
>>28285088
>"EYO GURL LEMME PUT THIS DICK IN YOU".
60% of the time, it works every time
t. former Chad
>>28285254
That's some bullshit right there.
That was literally my first time hanging out with this girl.
>>28285088
Dude I hope a fucking tiger mauls you and you end up rolling down a hill and ending up up on the banks of a crocodile infested river
Can you get clearer signs, anons?
>>28285071
Desperation is foreign to my nature. Unfortunately, not everyone can be part of the Celibate NEET God Master Race like me.
You are desperate. You would go insane if sex were outlawed as Rodger proposed. You think up and memorize lines to get laid, and your life revolves around women
>>28285370
>completely dependant on someone
>so unattractive that he's "voluntarily celibate"
>reads/watches/whatever anything Rodger puts out
Yeah, I totally wish I was you.
>>28285370
Wow man, you sound so totally fulfilled.
Hanging out with a girl, having fun, talking about dumb shit, and having sex is terrible and so desperate of me.
Let me just go ahead and kill myself now.
>>28285230
She probably doesn't have a Chad to take her away on a white horse.
>>28285555
What? Do you mean that if someone more attractive came along she'd go with him instead? Yeah, no shit - I'd do the exact same thing if I had someone more attractive. Humans trade up if they can lol.
>>28285437
Dependent, like on a boss? You capitalistcucks are so pathetic. Enjoy your "voluntary" wageslavery.
I actually was planning to get married until I had a change of mind a couple years ago. When you're not surrounded by social influences, your thoughts are free. Of course, maybe I'm "sour grapes" because years of solitude never afforded me the opportunity to get laid. I guess we'll have to see who's right once my parents kick me out and I'm living the city life on your tax dollars, won't we? :^)
And...
>>28285502
I don't believe either of you wish you were me. An ape doesn't wish to be a human. A negro doesn't wish to be a White. We all have our vocations.
>>28285757
I actually trade derivatives for a living.
But alright m8, you don't sound delusional at all.
>>28285757
>planning to get married
Haha, did she know? But whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
>tax dollars
Well I'm British, so you'll have no effect on me directly, but you know, I wouldn't hate you if you did - I'd just feel sorry for you.
>>28285926
I'm not a disgusting sentimental normie. Never have I ever bought into the ridiculous Christcuck concept of "true love", actually. Even when I was but a wee lad I was skeptical of such an idea. I suspect that you're projecting (not in any pejorative sense) your personal experience onto me. No, my plans for marriage were totally abstract. I didn't know any particular girls. I grew into my teens in solitude, and I thank my parents for that. Although they never taught me strength, they allowed me to just bee myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
>>28286271
>Never have I ever bought into the ridiculous Christcuck concept of "true love", actually
Maybe in all that solitude you should of taken up reading you disgusting pleb.
>>28286390
>should of taken up
>should of
>calls others plebs
Oh God, I laughed so hard.
>>28286271
There's a difference between "true love" and love, anon. Being loved is one of the best feelings out there, and I'm genuinely sorry you don't get to experience it.
>>28286421
>fuck me for using colloquialisms
Do you also get ass pained when people ask if they can do something?
>>28286425
Being loved is for people with overgrown egos and personality disorders. Loving another person unconditionally should be your genuine goal. And no, this person should not be a romantic partner, relationships are a sham.
>>28284212
BAN THIS FAGGOT NOT SUPPOSED TO POST TINDER PROFILES
>>28286436
it's should have, not should of.
Can I do something? yes you can.
>>28284171
cringe
you sent another line without even getting her reply. jeez. be original fucks sake. these lines are not gonna work if you are not chad. these girls hear these lines every fucking hour on tinder. every single one of them.
>>28286436
>colloquialisms
Spare me, faggot. You're just embarrassed that you fucked up, despite having preached to another anon the importance of reading. Someone who reads frequently would not have made that mistake. You did not use that phrase colloquially, you simply wrote it in error.
>>28286725
>I talk like a normal human being therefore I don't read
>>28285363
shag her already, robotorino
>>28286963
lol I went down to her place that night, but she had already said that she didn't want to have sex, so we ended up doing pretty much everything but that. I'm expecting to have sex with her by the end of the week though.
>>28284171
>all this for some pussy
fuck that I'd rather fap
>>28286425
I'm sure it is a very stimulative feeling, like cocaine. But I am not a hedonist.
>>28286390
I am working on it. But from what I've read of Kierkegaard, he wasn't too fond of logical arguments. I will never embrace irrationality. I'd rather hang myself
Why can't you all just be happy that OP is enjoying life and having a good time?
Must we really bring him down to our level?
