yes, its this thread again
mango (not original enough, what the fuck)
someday i will get my qt.
What's the point of not posting this shit in /soc/
Better yet, what's the point of doing this at all? That <1% chance you'll meet someone who likes what you like and lives nearby is just an excuse to keep being NEET as fuark instead of going out and meeting someone in real life.
>>28284389
>What's the point of not posting this shit in /soc/
why would anyone want a normie gf?
>>28284404
If you had an actual clue you'd realize half the people posting in these threads on /r9gay/ are also posting in the threads on /soc/
>>28284419
what point are you trying to make, normie?
>>28284467
This is all an exercise in futility and your hug box is not an actual hug box because it's really just trolls trolling trolls.
>fill it in
>get no replies
why waste time unless you're a girl?
>>28284622
Not one of these threads has been a success for anyone involved. Hopefully they all die out soon.
>>28285066
Nah, it's been a success for me. It's how I met my gf, took a while before we actually started talking after adding each other, but still a win.
>>28284112
>>28284371
>Christian men
No thank you!
>>28285342
w-what's wrong with that, m'lady?
>>28285342
>devotion level
Time to kill another thread
This will never work
>>28285435
By dating a Christian or Catholic male you are inadvertently setting yourself up for a cuckoldry based marriage 10 years down the road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
>>28285497
Devotion level doesn't matter.
>3 Christians
It actually feels alright mates, even though I'm an orthodox Christian. Represent.
>>28285532
What the fuck? What do you mean? Cucks are all atheists. I'm confused. Or are you saying you're the one who's gonna get cucked?
>tfw no qt3.14 class conscious bf
>>28285648
>Highly progressive liberal regulated market socialist
Hey Christian males, I suppose you've found your tumblr tier cuckoldress.
>>28285632
>Actually thinking this
Ok, Jim.
>>28285532
>>28285698
Why are you so bitter? on your rags?
>>28285707
>Wh-why are you saying mean things on the internet?!?!!!
>>28285750
>look at me reddit I'm being a 4chan tough guy
r8 me d8 me
>>28285750
Looking up your old posts from your previous image, it's quite obvious why you have no friends.
>>28285807
Why hello there qt
contact me maybe? :3
this is me: >>28285648
>>28285648
>female
>goatee/stubble
im guessing you made a mistake and wanted to put that in your ideal parter area right?
also
>tfw no bf
>ideal:female
the fuck?
Other than that you are perfect.
>>28285967
yeah I wanted to genderswap my chart but I forgot to change some things
here is actually me
>>28285798
>look at me Mom I'm spreading kindness throughout cyber space
>>28285811
Yes, every post that uses the same popular meme image is made by the same poster.
Wew, lad.
yooooooo
a;ldsjbloxadjfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SerqLnm563Y
>>28286051
oh well fuck i should've known it was too good to be true, lol
>>28286098
I uploaded a fixed version of my tricky ruse chart
pls tell me if you spot any more mistakes
>>28286076
Sure thing kid
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/1444029177552.jpg/
>>28286131
I'm not a fucking girl, you absolute retard.
>>28286165
Sure thing you dirty roastie
>>28286176
I know this may shock your tiny virgin mind, but women do not come to these threads.
The women on R9K are only around for our attention to boost their ego, they would never actually date any of us.
>>28286198
>pretending to be a man now
Kek roastie
>>28286198
this roastie is getting toastie
>>28286198
if I were a girl I'd want a guy that who is emotional and would are about me for my personality. Hell, I'm a guy and that's what I want in a girl. I think r9k where these kinds of people can be found.
>tfw you see a roastie get btfo
>>28286051
update.
sorry for posting so many of these, I just felt in the mood to edit since I edited the others.
>>28285558
op here, im an orthodox christian as well
>>28286700
cute as fuck and then
>Malaysia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28284112
Why does this infograph keep getting more autistic?
>posting here
>but I dont want a gf from 4chan
literally fuck off, die, and fuck off again.
>>28286350
you will be alone until you die, disgusting decadent
Whole lotta /soc/ here lately
Stop posting.
>>28286989
O-ok tripfriend!
These "charts" are so autistic.Relationships don't work this way you virgin outcasts.
As if a qt would read this
LOL SENPAI
>>28284112
here mine
Even though I probably couldn't handle a girlfriend, I'm gonna post anyways. Never know if you meet someone you'd want to game with or something.
>>28284112
This proves only how desperate I am
>Chart ends at 6"3
You manlets.
ayyyy
stop making me think i misclicked a board goddamnit
>>28290286
>conservative woman
I hope you get forced to bear 15 children without medication and get all your limbs cut off for trying to abort them
>>28290344
me too desu
8 not 15 though
>>28290366
so it's true
conservatives are all cucks.
authoritycucks, christcucks, are just actual cucks.
No matter what they are cucks and they try to blame it on those who are trying to stop the exact cuckoldry they love so much.
>>28290389
why a cuck?
I wouldnt wanna get cucked I just want to bear kids and cook and work for a husband and show unconditional love
id never abort a kid, i think its murder but i guess people should do what they wanna do
>>28290286
>good
>cynical
>loud
>analytical
>passionate
RIP ME SHIT
>>28290427
basically what I'm saying is that conservetards have a fetish for being abused by anyone with more "power" than them.
>>28290515
hmm, maybe. I don't have the luck of meeting many conservative guys
>>28290286
hey bb do u want 2 fuck????
>>28290552
literally just lurk on here. This place is crawling with underage /pol/fags. All of them are convinced that conservetard women are a rare thing (rightfully so I hope)
>tfw seeing Canadian fembots are like Bigfoot sightings
>tfw most of the local girls are Chad hungry cocktail sluts with generic personalities.
Feels bad pham
>>28290593
That's the thing though. They're like crazy /pol/ conservative, which is pretty different from like the every day real world conservative.
>>28290593
Most guys I met on here are centre. Some pol guys seem alright but I haven't gotten close to anyone like that
>>28290286
Hi Olivia
>>28290997
I know too many people on here.
>>28284112
You're pretty similar to me, OP.
>>28291051
I was about to say you were perfect then I worked out who you are... you're still perfect but still
No ma'am.
Hot damn I'm pathetic
1000000000 hours in google drawings
>>28291686
you seem like a terribly boring person
who would want you?
>>28284112
This took it's time to fill in.
>tfw that person will never ever exist in my life
can't believe I remembered my cock.li email. had it since before 2*4chan was a thing
i doubt anyone really gives enough of a shit to actually read this
>>28292275
you seem like a cool dude
if I was a girl I would be your gf
Include locations dorks I'm not going to respond to every post with
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>28292382
>>28290286
Well I'm an hour away from London
>>28292333
literally first time in like 5 years ive gotten a reply on 4chan
also thanks mate
Fuck filling a new one
>>28290286
picture is an accurate representation of what is happening rn
>>28292656
Except I'm still not getting any
GUIDE FOR DIRTY SWEATY ATHEIST PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA OF OTHER RELIGIONS THAN CHRISTIANITY:
Christianity (cross): you know it baby
Muslim (moon with star): Islam believers, you heard about it
Jew (6 point star of David): if you don't know what Judaism is no jewish person is going to think about a relationship with you anyway. They only really marry/engage/whatever eachother.
Pagan: Polytheism, like the and greeks who believed in Venus, Athena, Zeus, Hades, whatever
Satanism: belief in the goat father esentially
Deist: Belief in the existence of a single God
Polydeism: Belief in the existence of multiple gods.
Agnostic: Usually described as considering humans unable to comprehend such a being as a god, but basically means "I don't give a fuck about your magic leprechaun all-powerful imp fights"
Atheist: Self-explanatory.
Other: other.
This is all wrong though. Christianity is a deist religion, paganism is a polydeist religion, why would those 2 categories be in there?
The Agnostic symbol is actually the official atheism symbol.
Agnosticism never bothered to get a symbol, it's composed by people who don't really give a fuck or choose it because of social pressure between 2 ideological groups or people, like, your mom was christian but your father was muslim so you say fuck it and "become" agnostic.
>>28292759
why not your thingy says you're thin riight
assuming you're physically attractive basically no matter who you are you can get a dude you like no problem
>>28292801
R9k logic
I don't know enough guys to pick and choose even i if I could
>>28292801
how can you say that with a straight face anon
>>28292275
I read it, and I'm a straight guy with no interest in anything without boobs, a vagina and a feminine face.
>>28292999
what do you think about the beautiful face i drew
wouldnt you want to have it printed into wallpaper and put everywhere in your house
>>28292928
To be fair, if you don't have a repulsive face, terminal illnesses or ones that affect your life, hair and you're thin you'll find SOMEONE easily as a girl. A bit of effort to find someone more attractive, but certainly not impossible, nowhere near.
Kinda the same as a guy actually.
If you have a nice face and you're not fat you'll find someone.
>>28292928
>>28292921
I mean, it doesn't apply to dudes but most guys are dtf anything with 2 legs
>>28293045
let's not go that far
I would get an ironic poster of it maybe, if my house's theme wasn't peach colored walls, wooden flooring, white bolted ceilings, no wall hangings.
>>28293057
>>28293074
>it's easy to find someone because men will fuck anything with 2 legs
>>28284112
hah memes
>>28293114
Hey, do you have 2 legs? I'd fuck you. Ring me up someday. Legs not mandatory, just have a hole and a pulse. Pulse optional, even.
>>28293093
nah buddy get ready to make it face themed
ill stop by tomorrow morning with my tools and we'll make it happen, k?
>>28293144
Off to yell into an endless pit
>>28293114
yknow if you were a tripod id still fuck you desu
>>28293213
why the fuck does it say desu i never typed that
>>28293189
Alright, I was thinking about a massive white bust of Ghandi in the front with that face on it.
>>28293257
hello newfag
blox
>>28293144
ur hot wan fuk?
kik me: hotkinkybigtitslut666
>>28293273
bin ive been browsing on and off since r9k started an ive never seen this
>>28293311
Thanks bby
Heres a pic of me out hunting
Schlick to it
left the whole last section, I don't care that much to seek someone with the same interests in music, movies and vidya as I do have
>>28293946
I am a very, very original idiot to not post the pic related
>>28293974
>completely classcucked in every way imagineable
>wise
get a load of this guy
>>28294013
what kind of buzzword is this?
"textless posts are not allowed" wew
>>28294553
The fucks mkd.
>>28294619
macedonia
>>28294728
Googled it but didn't think you were serious.
Gl fampai.
>no penis size field
THE GAME'S FUCKING RIGGED MAN
THAT'S ALL I GOT
>>28290762
>canadian
>nonwhite
>>28294728
Holy uck i am half macedonian.
>>28284371
>>28296377
>>28294728
*greek
maceodnian is not real
>>28284112
yay its still going
>>28296377
Dam missed my chance meeting a fellow macedonian.
idc if you're a guy or girl we can be friends.
kik ymelon
yep
>>28297387
>>28297279
What are you doing retard?
I'll post why not
The most original of all
>>28297565
what am i doingorigin
>>28285066
They have for the girls...
>>28290286
>r9k version.png
What could this mean?
srtujhgv
>>28285648
>tfw used to explore the abandoned buildings in the immediate area in town as a child
>move onto parks and camps as a teenager
>sneak into a few old factories in the college town as a young adult
>the one (1) person who was willing to do this with me moved on to a better life
>will never have the time nor the means to explore the world, checking out abandoned buildings, the woods, and towns
unexpected extremely negative feel
>>28298013
Not the guy / girl you are replying to, but sounds a lot like myself. Had a few close calls nearly killing myself as well.
>be in Serbia on Holiday
>Walking around while it's snowing, end up going into a Forrest
>Find a house, all black (fire)
>Pictures still inside that i can see from the windows
>Go around to the front, as I'm about to open the door i fall right through the floor boards
>tfw always did it alone
Extremely lucky to walk out without getting a piece of timber stuck right in my ribs. Even took me a little while to get out.
The days of youth.
>tfw never get a match
