If I were attractive I'd constantly be on the streets picking up girls like in the YouTube videos.
vitaly's videos are all fake tho and his dick a limp
Cute purse
>>28283620
Yeah but you're not.
>>28283620
She looks ugly and he's an old fucker, your life sucks
>>28283633
>and his dick a limp
Do you know that from sucking his dick?
>>28283779
Vitaly starred in a threesome porn video at one point and couldn't get it up.
>vitaly
lol his vids are fake and he's an obnoxious piece of shit. stop giving him views you tards
>>28283779
He has done one porn video and counldn't get it up.
>>28283779
He was in bang bus.
This awkward motherfucker has gotten so many numbers just by being awkward and asking.
If i was attractive i would make girls chase me.
>>28283860
No, he's gotten numbers by being tall and white with a good looking, symmetrical and proportional face
When you're tall, white and good looking, you can be as awkward as possible and girls will just see you as "mysterious" or "shy" or "quirky"
>>28284430
>Tfw good looking, white but short
>>28283620
The YouTube videos aren't real, anon
>>28283620
>attractive
>posts vitaly -no boner- zdtv
>>28284484
tall is literally the most important part, nature cucked you.
Women like feeling small
>>28284430
>>28283620
>making social commentaries from watching popular youtube videos
with this logic being good at world of warcraft makes you really rich and it means you work out all the time.
what the fuck is wrong with you people? there's no scenario where girls comfortably chit chat with random dudes coming up to them with some lame joke or "prank." there's some merit to saying good looking dudes have better odds at picking up girls, but it's the most irrational way to ever try to get laid outside of just avoiding them and expecting them to just show up.
even as horny teenagers when i was in the jock group and we literally spent 5-10 hours every day talking to random girls we could only at best get nudes from like 1% of them. we only ended up fucking friends of friends and girls at parties. and if you're uglier just go for uglier chicks if this is your biggest dream life.
people hook up at social events but even that's considered lucky whoever you are. i guarantee you that your prank heroes fuck just one or two girls for a while in their circle and maybe prostitutes if they're really maniacs for pussy.
inb4 that tinder shill trash
>>28285604
>and if you're uglier just go for uglier chicks if this is your biggest dream life.
And anon cracked down the enigma code.
