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You ever hit a girl? Best feeling in the world.
>catch my sister snooping through the computer
>get fucking angry
>"anon, i'm s-sorry!!!"
>clench my fist
>she raises her arms to protect her face in defence
>swipe my foot right under her leg
>she goes crashing face down into the floor
>spends hours crying
Feels great. Still proud of that moment to this day.
>>28282907
So are u gonna post ur sisters nudes mr edge or are u just gonna stand there
Hello SJW's, are you making another thread you can quote in your buzzfeed articles?
Oooh.
>>28282907
>wife just won't stop yelling
>tackle her
>"stop using your strength against me"
>laugh until she calms down
>>28282907
One time I made my mom cry (verbally though, not physically)
It was one of the worst feelings ever
Shit tier bait lad
>>28283574
I've did it too. I regretted a little in the moment, but today she was asking for it. Fucking psychotic asshole. Ruined all my siblings lives.
There's no greater feeling that hitting an uppity woman. No one puts them in their place anymore, or calls them out on their shit. You haven't lived until you've slapped and choked a woman for running her idiotic mouth.
Whenever we'd drink and begin debating something by ex gf would hit me because shes shit at supporting an argument and controling herself. The first time I let it alide in the spirit of being a man about it. Another time she pulled that shit again and I controlled myself but then she just jept hitting me and thats when it hit me that she thinks that her vagina givew her a free pass to act like this, I snapped and punched her in the mouth. She laughed it off and told me I hit like a bitch, so I wrapped her hair around my fist and kept punching her, she still laughed at me. Nothing was or ever will be mkre satisfying than hearing her wimper and cry in the morning because of all the bruises on her head and then begging for the forgiveness ai never gave her.
>>28282907
When I was 15 my brother's gf tried to look at my PC when I still had a couple of porn tabs open, and I shoved her away. I wouldn't really class it as hitting, but it was too hard of a shove and she nearly fell over. I'm glad my bro didn't find out or I would've gotten a hiding.
>>28283638
My man. My gf gets it on the reg. Slappings, chokings. She knows her place and it's tip top, let me tell you. Only thing is that she gets off on it so it's not as optimal as it might be otherwise.
>>28282907
Get the fuck off this board, this is shit bait and you're not funny
>>28283513
Has that actually happened before?
>>28282907
Yeah hit my current gf twice when i was drunk
Wonder why shes still with me
>>28283639
Holy shit what race are you?
>>28283730
Sounds like south-east asia to me dude.
>>28283722
See
>>28283700
A lot of women enjoy being dominated like that.
>>28282907
>be me
>be like single digits age
>playing with next door neighbor girl
>she tackles me to the ground and slaps me in the face
>I close my fist and club her one in the face from the side
>Both have to be pulled apart
>She's crying
>I'm sent to my room and apologize later
>>28283631
Good for you anon. If things are as bad as they sound, she probably needed to realize her mistakes.
>>28283760
Hahahaaaaa filipinos have an average IQ of 85
>>28282907
Nope, I've never hit anyone.
The risk of severe punishment is too high and I'm too weak to guarantee victory in a fight so I can't rely on physical violence. Instead I have to use sabotage to eliminate threats.
>>28282907
Someone should post women getting punched, more obscure ones
>go to house party at college not invited or anything though
>actually not even going to school just saw it and walked inside
>take free beer and chug to make it tolerable for me
>have to pee really bad after a while so go to the bathroom
>only one in the house, single occupant with a long line
>waiting forever for my turn when drunk sluts cut in front
>try to politely box them out with my big body but fail
>one notices and swings at my head with a shrill yell
>push them back and tell them to go to the back now
>"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING FREAK REEEEE"
>shrill harpies now scratching at my face and eyes
>nerd rage and line autism combine with a mighty roar
>uppercut the scub in her gut as hard as i can
>she folds in half and falls over while her friend screams
>white knights swarm yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THAT BRO!"
>"SHE'S A GIRL BRO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DUDE"
>they drag me to the door and throw me outside the house
>pee all over their porch before going back to my home
>>28282907
You googled "man hitting woman" to get this image.
I fucking hate you. Kill yourself.
>>28283700
MY NIGGA
Exact same situation with the girl I'm seeing. I treat her like trash sometimes when she makes me extra mad. I think she runs her mouth sometimes because she knows I'll abuse the shit out of her the next time we have sex.
I'm afraid I won't be able to go back to vanilla after this stint with this woman.
>>28283631
story time ?
oreegnal
>>28283892
>>28283707
>You will never beta whiteknight this hard
>>28283716
Probably. A common tactic of feminazis and other leftist scum is to fake death threats or other bad shit directed at them and then report their death threats.
Example: Utah mass sh00ting threat against Anita. Chance she wrote it: 98%
>>28283892
Why does him googling that trigger you so hard?
>>28284036
Fuck off redditfag nobody wants you here
>>28283895
Yeah I don't think so either. If it ever does fall through I would more than likely have to start on the hookers to get what I need. Or just get back on internet dating. Plenty of daddy issues there.
>>28283984
You literally googled "chad daddy" for that picture.
SAGE
>>28284056
What does reddit have to do with this?
>>28284036
Nu-males get triggered by lots of things.
It's a shitty way to live. But they have no one to blame but themselves.
>>28284036
FUCK OFF NOW BOTH OF YOU
>>28282907
autist, you forgot to rape her.
>>28283811
If only. She's totally unaware of her mistakes.
>>28283923
I got both parents alive and well, married for 25+ years. On the surface it's a perfectly normal family, but we were once middle class and their company went practically bankrupt. Lost 80% of their income, but my mother was stubborn and didn't want to take us of private school.
She contracted a huge debt because of it, and you cant escape from education debt in Brazil. In the middle of this story, there's the 13 yo me. I've never had a good relationship with her, or anyone in that house for that matter, because I wasn't able to just shut up. Because of that we argued a lot, I remember once she stomping my glasses presumably not on purpose, but never apologized.
(...)
>>28284088
mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho orange and black muhfugga
>>28283567
>Wife
>r9k
Please dear fucking god tell me your secret.
>>28284099
(...)
She took Rivotril with prescription and bought a lot of it without it. We kind of assumed it was because of it, because when she was off she would turn really psychologically violent. Once, while we were alone at home and arguing I only remember suggesting she was faking that stupid behavior because she only treated her family that way and not strangers. She shut up immediatly and locked herself in her bedroom. I not sure if I remember hearing crying or seeing it afterwards, though.
>>28284111
Nice trips.
You disgusting fucking faggot.
>>28284115
have parents who know the parents of a cute girl and have them host the girl for an entire summer. i was a miserable virgin until i was 20 whose longest relationship was 2 weeks.
>>28283574
I used to do this too.
I was fucked up in the last few years of high school and I would stay up all night playing mw2 with my american friends. She would come into my room at 3am saying to be quiet and I would always take the piss.
She would threaten to take the router away sometimes.
I was kinda like a living GBP greentext story.
Sorry mum.
>>28284160
Damn, then all hope for me seems lost, my parents don't have any friends..
>>28284178
yeah sucks man lol. you could always be a plumber or something.
>>28284115
>has a job
>has his own place to live
>maybe even a car
>not a faggot that puts pussy on a pedestal
>not a beta
>actually leaves his house and socializes
>doesnt have retarded standards
>isnt a boring faggot
>maybe not fat (although not necessary to get a wife)
>in shape/attractive
>big dick/good in bed
Pick a few from any of the above
>bitch on the bus is giving me shit
>ignore her
>she keeps giving me shit
>call her cunt
>she hits me
>swing for her
>she ducks back and I miss
>doesn't matter, the fact that I actually tried to hit her has her shocked, open mouthed and wide-eyed in terror
>she cowers and crawls off the back of the bus
Top fucking kek, women.
I honestly don't understand why we don't keep them in captivity and hunt them for sport.
>>28284074
>Typing a filename =/= you just goggled the image minutes ago
I've had these images literally since Chad Warden became a meme you autist.
That said why the fuck do potential goggled images trigger you so much?
>>28284201
Stop, immediately, no one actually thinks you're cool or anything for posting that.
Actually, it's very likely none of those apply to you.
>>28283892
You're a faggot dude.
oregano famalama
>>28284268
>being this upset because i listed things that help in the betas of /r9k/ quest for a wife/gf
>never claimed i was 'cool' for posting it or acted like it
>never said it all applied to me or pretended it did
Kill yourself m8
>>28284285
Fine embrace the cancer normies invading the board like a Swedish cuck. Fuck you.
>>28284383
Nice meme arrows faggot.
Try arguing without them and people might take you seriously.
>>28282907
>beating up your younger sister
>not pw protecting your computer
I know this is probably bait but if it's not then you sound like a prissy 15 year old.
Grabbed girlfriends by the wrists really hard and pushed them to the floor loads. Always tell them it doesn't hurt and to stop making shit up when they say it's abuse.
Spat in girls faces who have been trying to start shit with me.
Poured a drink on a girls head when she said she was out of my league.
Slapped a girl in the face after she slapped me - police came the next day about this one.
Threw a shopping catalog at my mum when she was still trying to hit me as punishment when I was 14.
>raised my single mother lol
>be 13-14 ,camping with friend
>hanging out on playground with friend
>two 10 year old girls come and start playing near us; we entertain them
>one of them jumps off swing at its highest point and lands on friend, toppling him to ground, hitting him
>I can hear him yelping in actual pain, she hit him pretty hard
>sprint over to him, pick her up under arms and kind of half throw/half drop her away, don't really hurt her
>later her mom comes and yells at mine
It didn't feel good tossing the little girl but it would've been nice to hit her mom in the back of the head as she was walking away
How old are you if you still live with your sister. 15? Honestly you shouldn't hit anyone you autist. You can't let your retard rage be an excuse
>>28284383
Yo, I'm the dude you originally replied to, just wanted to say that the faggot who is picking a fight with you right now is not me.
>>28284433
Oh no people won't take me seriously on an anonymous imageboard, boo hoo
>>28282907
Me and my friend once beat up a pregnant gypsy woman and her husband(?) cuz she had snatched the phone from friend's hand
shit was cash
>>28282907
A friend of mine hit a girl on the head yesterday and her boyfriend didn't even say anything about it, always nice to see a woman being hit
>>28284393
It's like anti normie to hit women at this point dude. I personally believe you should be allowed to hit a woman if it's open hand, and just once. Like literally there's nothing wrong with that, that can get the point across. But of course beating women just isn't necessary.
>>28284470
>Threw a shopping catalog at my mum
Premium alpha genetics, I was always too beta to retaliate to mother when I was growing up. Should've just taken the wooden spoon from her and taught her what for.
>>28284689
Dude my nigger wooden spoon bro. I never wanted to get back at mom though, too nice.
>>28284520
Jesus christ this is an anonymous imageboard, who gives a fuck
>>28284470
>spitting on people
Fucking kill yourself
You only hit a girl if your life is in danger.
Otherwise just walk away.
Seriously how fucking beta are you...
>>28284836
lmao get a load of this beta
>>28284836
Spotted the white knight cuckold.
Truly a sub human that even puts women above himself.
>>28284775
Right in their faces.
Great shots with such venom.
>>28284470
>spitting
arab/mudslime?
>>28284836
hello roastie!
>>28283853
You need to know how to turn the situation in your advantage.
You should have gone all like
>"IT'S JUST PRANK BRO"
>>28282907
That's a little too cruel for my tastes. I made my sister seriously cry once, but the real thrill was in coming to comfort her.
>>28282907
>Sister spits in my face during a heated discussion
>I'm sitting on the couch, she's standing in front of me
>Kick her in the face
Yeah, it was justified but I still feel kinda shitty.
>>28284604
sweet. should have raped her in front of her husband
>>28285139
>not locking lips and spitting in her mouth
>>28285099
Did you two cuddle?
>>28285148
no
she was fat and ugly, him too
not to mention the stench
>>28283892
actually i just googled 'punching woman'
>>28285311
Cried on my chest. She was all "I hate you!" at first, but she learned her lesson when I shot her "the look". Bitches learn their lessons. Never apologize!
>>28285523
Did you make out afterwards?
yep. punched my sister in front of her best friend at the time. she was around 12, i was 14.
she went in my room when i was asleep and i felt an inner rage.
also choked her some weeks ago when i got stressed and needed a ventile.
>>28282907
I got in a fight with one after she stole my wallet. Things got weird quickly.
>>28285537
Sisters are for hug, not fugg. And someone has to play the role of father. Remember that "child abuse" laws are modern bullshit. My sister loves me
>>28282907
OP here, I'm gonna post the sequel to what happened after this
>sister crying in her room
>wont talk to me
>feel bad, go to say sorry "but now you know never to go on my computer"
>she wont talk to me
>offer to let her kick me in the leg like i had kicked her
>she agrees
>kicks me in the leg
>no pain, i just laugh
>she keeps kicking as hard as she can
>i feel literally no pain and keep laughing
>she kicks me right in the balls, full force
>this time i'm the one that falls over crying
meh. I deserved it. I wasn't even scared of her finding my porn tabs, I had a bunch of isis nasheeds open and i didnt want my whole family to think i'm this rabid weirdo.
Punched my mom in the face three times when she tried to take my ganeboy advance
I was about 10 years old
>>28285563
>Sisters are for hug, not fugg.
>not both
why would you try to damage your sister's looks?
i'd want a qt a sister as possible
>>28285565
what did she do after that?
>>28285567
affluenza sufferer
>in burgerland
>order a burger and put it at my table
>leave burger to go wash hands in restroom
>come back and somone dumped my soda over my burger
>look around and some girl making eye contact at me points at some girl sitting at another table
>walk over and smack her
>she starts crying
>the girl who ratted her out starts laughing maniacially
>realize it was actually HER and she tricked me into hitting an innocent girl
>walk over to her
>she goes running out of burgerland and faceplants in the parking lot
Karma
>>28285740
>karma
But nothing happened to you though, so...
>>28282907
Paralyzed a girl when I was a kid
Felt bad at the time
Pretty happy now desu
>>28285740
But hedidnothingwrong
>>28284433
i lol'd at this
supaoriginaleupa
>>28285673
she just laughed, and after my testicles stopped hurting everything was cool again. I think in the end it worked out for the best cause now she knows how autistic i'll get if i catch her on my computer and she hasn't touched it since.
>at party with most attractive sorority girls on campus
>I hate them so much
>everyone is ignoring me
>See one of the girls drinking near a ledge outside
>mischief.png
>walk in her direction but pretend I'm going somewhere else
>at the last second I reach out and push her
>she screams and grabs onto me but doesn't fall over
>I'm now trying to push myself off her but she's not letting go
>group of degenerate frat males come over
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. YOU BOTHERING HER FAGGOT."
>"He to push me off the ledge."
>I tell them she's lying but they pick me up and throw me off the ledge
>fall about 8 feet down but land on my legs, feel a sharp stabbing pain in my leg
>my Armani sunglasses are broken
>From the top of the ledge I hear them trying to find a way down so they can kick the shit out of me and finish me off
>I manage to stumble away, swearing revenge
>tfw when no verbally abusive bf
>>28286283
Shut up idiot men are talking.
Talking about hitting women.
>>28282907
>From a big family, 2 brothers and 6 sisters - I am almost the youngest
?Sisters always pranking me, so I prank back - rule is 'don't hit your *younger* sisters'
>When I am 17 and one of my kid sisters is 16 I can hit her back, too
>Join the army, have a great time
>After 2 years get assigned to a co-ed unit
>One of the chicks is about 5' 8" and always, ALWAYS, talking about how she takes krav maga, BJJ, MMA, blah, blah, blah
>She also won't shut up about 'I can do more than most men; i could pass Ranger school, easy; women are just as good as men; 'men are stronger' is a myth, pound for pound I am the strongest person in the team" blah, blah, blah
>One afternoon I am cleaning my rifle when she walks by and shakes out her gear, scattering dirt all over the floor and my freshly-oiled bolt
>For fuck's sake, grow half a brain and learn to dump your shit outside. And when you are done get a fucking broom and clean up after yourself, you mongolod."
>She throws her shit down,
>"Who do you think you are?"
>"I'm the guy whose clean rifle you just shit all over because you're stupid enough to shake out dirt inside the platoon space.. Take your filth outside and then clean up the mess you made."
>She gets all huffy, saying the two of us are the same rank and I can't giver her orders. I rattle off regulations on general military authority then say,
>"Besides, it is common courtesy to fix your own mistakes. Now clean up your mess, you ape"
>This entire time I am sitting there, re-cleaning my rifle, barely glancing at her.
more
>>28286233
what a bunch of disgusting faggots.
can't even go one vs one
>>28286310
Army cunts really are the worst.
All the idiocy of a male armyfag with all the smug of a feminist.
>>28282907
me and my sister use to get into little fights one time I slammed her head on the toilet and ran outside, she was crying and pissed I was laughing as I ran away
>>28286310
>She storms off and, ten minutes later, comes back with a broom and dust pan and starts sweeping. I finally get my rifle back into shape and - she dumps the fucking dustpan on my open receiver
>She is laughing
>"Now it is your mess to clean up."
>Before I can do anything I hear a bellow - it is Top, who walked in to see the PSG and just happened to see whole thing
>He locks her up and screams at her for a solid 5 minutes until she is crying like a lost toddler
>In the end she is spending every weekend until she is done cleaning every rifle in the entire company, sweeping every room in the company, and re-painting every rock in the company
>I am sick of the entire bullshit and just want to be done so I can get beer
>Top sits her down and says she starts with my rifle and will clean it until he gets back and he stomps out
>I start putting my other gear away when she literally hisses at me
>"This is your fault, you fuck!"
>I bust out laughing at how fucking crazy that is
more
>>28282907
one time a girl tried to snatch my cash off a table in front of me. i punched her dead in the bridge of the nose with a left straight and i swear the crunch was one of my lifes most fulfilling sensations. she never even got the bills off the tabletop.
>>28286448
>She runs at me, swinging away
>She punches me in the face twice while I am still laughing and before I realize she is actually trying to hurt me
>I stiff arm her off me and into the lockers
>She comes at me again, doing some karate yell BS so POW! I punch her right in the mouth
>She hits the ground hard and is making this weird fucking noise - my baby sister had a baby dolls that would say 'goo-goo, gah-gah' when you moved it. When the batteries got low it was goooo-o-o-o-o-o----g-oo-o-o-o-o-o-"
>She sounded just like that
>I had dislocated her jaw, it was half open and at this weird 'fuck, that is creepy' angle
>Luckily others had seen her punch me first, so it just was dealt with
>She went to the hospital and got her jaw fixed, did ner punishment, then they separated her for 'failure to adapt'
>I was called 'the only man that can actually make a woman shut up"
>>28286448
Finish the story dude. I wanna hear about this bitch getting punched in the fucin face
>>28286533
Perfect.
Perfect. :^)
>>28286533
>the only man that can actually make a woman shut up
kek
>>28286533
Sounds like she wanted to be btfo
Also....
>3 posts to read goo goo gah gah broken jaw doll story
Learn to write a story you fkn mongolod
>>28286971
And you learn to write, you fucking mongoloid.
>>28286291
Yes sir. I am sorry for typing without permission.
I slapped a girl in an argument once. Really felt bad about it desu, she looked suddenly scared.
>>28282907
When I was going through the shitty events that started my spiral into a shitty neet I used to be violent and beat everyone,even my Mother and Sister,unprovoked or anything,I`d just beat them,and there was nothing they could really do back(I was 6`0 at 10) my sister would cry,my mother would take it and bear with it,follow up with things like,`get away already you little fucker` they did not deserve it at all,and I feel like garbage to this day for it. Sometimes when we`re having arguments over whatever the fuck,my sister would hold the past violence over my head to win arguments and generally anything that wasnt going her way,which lessens the regret towards her cases. But my mother forgives me,she doesnt entirely understand what made it happen but she still gives me the hug and `i love you so much,bud` she`s like 42 and still working her ass off taking care of autistic old people that cant even wipe their own ass,but at home shes got an autistic 19 year old that has given up on a successful life. Im so sorry,Mum.
hey guys quick question, my sister allways grabs my man boobs, they are not too big but she likes it, she let me touch her boobs too when we were drunk, is this normal?
Btw whe are a neet family, we both have no jobs, were just gaming all day having family fun
