FUCKING MORMIES! GO AWAY AND LET ME MAKE CUMMIES IN PEACE!!
Leave us alone, man :(
>mormies ask if I'm interested in hearing about mormonism
>say yes
>I'm not
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY MORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
FAP N POOP N PEE N PLAY
MORMIES WILL NEVER GET ME TO PRAY
>be Mormon
>read news article about church not letting homos marry
>the comments section is pure, undistilled, uncut cancer
Mormons attract the most euphoric fedoras.
>>28281804
Eh, mormons are fine. I'll never hate on anyone who is sincerely trying to save my soul.
>>28281804
Orgasmo and Joshua Graham are the best Mormon
>>28282017
>not knowing about Porter Rockwell
>>28282042
I do not know Rockwell tell me more
>>28282058
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porter_Rockwell
Tl;dr absolute madman
>>28282000
they have families and friends while you jerk off to trannies. they have problems.
>>28282093
>the destroying angel of mormondom
>wild west era
My interest is peaked
>>28282199
How there isn't a movie about him is beyond me.
Same with a lot of Wild West figures though, especially Jim Miller.
>>28282000
Praise trips
>>28282230
There isn't? But under "influences" there are several movies mentioned, even one called "Rockwell", as well as a TV show episode and documentary.
Unless those aren't strictly about him, then I don't know
>>28282343
Whoops, missed that. But he needs a modern movie with witty one-liners, a crammed-in romance, and a trailer that features a record scratch.
>"Yep, that's me. I'll bet you're wondering how a guy who somehow looks scarier than Rasputin came to be accused of shooting the Governer of Missouri...."
>>28281942
>wait till they're done
>convert
>go to mormie church every sunday
>do community work and donate regularly
>don't actually believe it
Who /mischief/ here?
>>28282506
Thats straight /devilish/ there famalamadingdong
>>28281804
>Work in telesales
>Mormons drop by
>Always speak to them because it's a nice break from the people telling you to fuck off all day.
>>28281804
Why do people get so triggered when mormons/jehovas witnesses come to their door just don't answer the door they aren't going to stand there all day
>>28284065
mormons are literal heretics that believe in a space god/jesus spirit from a planet near a star called Kolob
you can't make this shit up... go ask them about it
they are NOT christians
