>Had one chance at life
>Was born a infj
>21st century
>Born an ISTP
You think YOU have it hard?
>born INFP
>>28281559
Don't you have something to be fixing?
>tfw one chance at life
>born INTP
Hell yeah. I may be a lazy shit but at least I'm smart and can enjoy my loneliness by entertaining myself with my own mind
>>28281903
>Entertaining myself with my own mind
>>28281903
you realise how fucking stupid this sounds dont you?
>>28281492
>one chance at life
>born stupid
>>28281973
>>28281949
What's the deal? I'm a true introvert. I am perfectly content being alone where ever I may be. In fact, I prefer being the only one to experience something. From video games, to going to the movies, eating at restaurants, going to the beach, I'm always by myself and thanks to my personality I have no qualms about it
>>28281975
What is stupid is subjective anon.
>>28282021
For one you called yourself smart that's pretty pretentious of you anon.
>>28282029
but if everyone thinks it then what is subjective essentially ceases to be so.
>>28282062
That's stupid talk everybody used to believe the world was flat that doesn't make it true anon.
>>28281903
That's the thing with healthy and unhealthy INTPs.
Healthy INTPs actually crave social interaction, but not on the level extroverts do. You've repressed your Extroverted Feeling way too much mate, but the problem is its still there, you gotta accept.
Anyway,
>born ENFP
>life until now has mostly been a rollercoaster of emotions when it wasn't clinical depression
>the years of depression reflect on my pessimistic views I try to win over
>I still am not happy like other ENFPs should be and how I see other ENFPs
But I'm not gonna quit it. If you robots wanna quit, then fuck it, I'm all gonna make it.
Also, any other extroverts out here?
I could argue with you that true robots are all extroverts, but you wouldn't listen, would you?
>>28282126
If everyone has the same opinion, is it still a matter of opinion? I think it becomes objective but might just be incorrect
>>28282021
>>28281903
>le smart but lazy xDDDDD
>>28281559
We just need to invent our way out of this like we did in the past.
>one chance in life
>INTP-T
>>28282151
>True robots are all extroverted
This is pretty funny but go ahead anon entertain us.
INTJ here
the little internet page said i was a special snowflake! :^)
>>28282375
INTJ descriptions are the most circlejerky shit i've ever seen
>>28281492
>May
>still believing in Meyer-Briggs tests
It's like you're autistic.
>>28282394
>>28282375
Alot of people mistype as intjs including me might want to look up the functions just in case.
>Wanted very badly to be INTJ
>Learned how to fill in MBTI tests to give me INTJ as result
>Actually am INTP
>>28282323
Well, if we set up the definition of robot as someone who is unable to enjoy the things he craves and enjoys, as someone who is living a twisted life and someone who wishes to have had more out of it, someone who already has some form of mental illness or develops it through this situation, that person seems really extroverted.
Introverted robots get to do things they like, they get to entertain themselves, learn etc in the setting they enjoy the most: by themselves.
Surely its harder to live that way as someone who's primary thing is stimuli from the outside, as opposed to someone who's stimuli is from the inside.
Failed normies are just robots/normies that are halfway between.
Redpill me on INTPs please
>>28281559
I know that feel.
>>28282486
They are not Human
>>28282470
Well let me tell you how it is to be introverted we get treated like shit at the work place. We eventually get treated like shit by women. And as a introvert you better be built because everyone will try to test you. And if you are a introverted intuitive good luck finding people who are on your level to talk with. God help you if you don't like sports. Extrovert's being true robots don't make me laugh.
>>28282614
You're clearly mistaking introvert for
>le 3deep5you eccentric loser who everyone hates
Being extroverted doesn't mean that you know what to do around women, doesn't mean you like FUCKING SPORTS, and certainly doesn't mean we magically get treated nicely at our work place, don't you agree mate?
>>28282486
theorylords
>>28282665
Extrovert's usual get the benefit of a doubt introverted don't get that luxury. Extrovert's also get pissy if you don't want to play their hierarchy games they think we introverts think we are better than them for some reason.
>had one chance at life
>was born an infjwith Borderline Personality Disorder
>>28282665
>eccentric loser
Another thing you could be Chad tier in looks but if you are a introvert women will hate you for not giving them alot of attention.
>>28282510
How's this? I'm slightly annoyed the feather pen is off center but a normal pen won't do and I couldn't find a good feather pen either.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
Ahhh, now that that's out of my system...
>>28282740
The big difference isn't introvert/extrovert. It's normie/autismo. Non autist introverts function just fine.
>>28282761
Sorry anon my brother has schizophrenia my heart goes out to you
>>28282740
>>28282794
This is just cringeworthy, I would reply but you're just using ad hominem and baiting now.
>>28282831
That's the thing I'm arguing about. And by that rational, the autismos that would rather be outside than inside get it the worst
>>28282831
I'm a non autistic introvert but man extrovert's get really mad if you don't talk to them or if you don't want to hang out with them after work.
>>28281559
>>28282205
>>28282510
ISTPs seem to be doomed to a life of boredom and mediocrity in this age. i just want adventures :(
>>28283087
Watch bering sea gold and ice cold gold. They give you an adventure fix for a short time. I'm still waiting on space travel.
>>28281559
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>28281559
just join a military or something
istps are normies
>>28283343
cant speak for others but i personally hate people telling me what to do, military would not be possible for me
>>28283343
>literally the most robot type
>normies
what
ENTP
Literally the definition of failed normie
>>28283433
ESTP is the Chad type, and ISTP is just that with the top two functions flipped.
i'm an intp and i just want to love and be loved by a high quality non-primitive white girl
>>28282940
I've noticed this and it really irks me
>Chad strikes up conversation with me at workplace
>I'm trying to work but decide to be polite
>Keep responses short and let the conversation fade off quickly but naturally
>2 weeks later new guy joins
>Boss introduces him to people in the office
>'Oh that's Anon. He doesn't talk' says Chad
Fuck you Chad I'm not here to entertain you. What makes you so fucking special? Maybe if you were more interesting than a wet towel I'd want to talk to you.
>>28283510
Flipping functions is a bigger deal that that.
infp = depressed suicidal emo
enfp = manic pixie fairy that farts flowers
intj = neckbeard that is enlightened by own intelligence
entj = somebody who is actually of use to society
>>28283432
Same. I had an estp friend that wanted me to join but I can't handle people telling me what to do.
> "The logician" INTP-T
I don't understand. Im pretty stupid.
>>28282455
Why would you want to be an INTJ? INTP is literally god tier.
>>28282375
infj even more so m8
>>28283627
INTP's are stooges to E/INTJ's.
>>28283627
No, not literally. Learn what that word fucking means. INTPs are such autists. Go piss in a jug.
>>28283627
intp is shit unless you genuinely have passions and interest
>>28283568
What are you even supposed to say in a situation like that? Just play it off or try to get the first word in? Fuck.
> ENTJ
> 20
> Shut in with no friends
> Balding
> Virgin
> Can't even go to the score without getting scared almost to the point of vomiting
A-alpha CEO type, right g-guy
>>28283793
To the store
>>28283792
I wanted to say 'just to you' to Chad at the time but I figured that would be really bitchy so I just smirked and shrugged. I figured that was the best course of action.
>>28281492
infidel
>>28283433
>ISTP
>the most robot type
anon, that definitely goes to INXX types
>>28283831
You probably did the right thing, maybe it's a good idea to prove him wrong or say something lighthearted.
>>28282126
Actually that wasn't true, most people knew the world was flat since the days of Aristotle, all this bullshit about 'everyone used to think the world was flat' Was absolute bullshit fabricated by the flat eart society.
>>28281492
I'm ISFP.
Thoughts? I've never gotten to talk about it with anyone.
>>28283831
That's how estp chads banter. Don't take it so seriously.
>>28283878
Going by pure population I think it's mostly INTPs here. They had a thread that went past bump limit. I think INTJs mostly colonized reddit.
>tfw failed estp
i'm a drug addicted college dropout who just got out of jail. ama
This shit is basically modern astrology. Sure, it's good for a general pointer of your personality, but if you use it to control every single aspect of your life you should consider suicide.
>t. ENTJ
>One chance at life
>Born INTP
I am very proud of my sadness. It means I am more human.
>this whole thread
All of you drawling faggots who fell for some shitty 10 minute internet test need to go back to Ieddit. No one needs self displaying idiots here
>>28284012
>>28284046
>listen to me I am the authority here guys because I made a snap judgement based on zero information
>>28281562
Lol little infp got ignored!!
>Had one chance at life
>Born INTP
Feels good not participating in daily reality famalamaslam
>>28281903
Hell yeah motherfucker. Gonna live inside my head
Why do INTP bots talk about feeling different all the time?
I don't understand. We're all different here.
>>28282486
Incredibly smart.
However the weirdest and most detached of the bunch.
Obsession with theories instead of real life (ie 'practical application' of things are irrelevant unless that in of itself is more theoretical)
Think of them more as the absent-minded professor stereotype.
Good at:
>Abstract thinking
>Theory
>Probably have a really unique perspective on things
Bad at:
>Doing anything except useless thinking
>Recognizing importance of many characteristics of a functioning society
If the INTJ is the turbo autist, think of the INTP as the Schizoid.
>>28283970
ISTP master race, drug addicted college dropout who never got caught
take THAT chad
These fucking personality types have become the new astrological signs
You people are pathetic. Get over yourselves.
>>28284908
Oh. Is that so. Hmm.
>>28281492
Dude mates just redpill me on ISFP already.
>>28284908
you are just mad because you are in low tier
>>28281492
Nigga INFJ is actually a pretty good set to have in life.
Your secundary function is Fe which means normally you're pretty attuned to the feeling of others or at least should be able to understand them. Of course you're a lil bit self-absorbed and constantly self-analyzing but hey.
>>28285001
>empathy
>good to have in life
>>28284978
INFP? Worst? What?
>>28284451
Pure hearted INFP detected
>>28284978
unless you are talented or truly interested in something being ISTP is fucking shit
t. ISTP
>>28284978
Okay, I don't get along with INFPs at all. I'm an INTJ. Is this because we're both absolute cancer?
>>28284512
Basically useless then
>>28285055
There isn't really a place in this world for sensitive theoretical feels.
>>28285136
ISTPs usually have high skill levels unless you are like some kind of bastard ISTP.
>>28285244
probably function clashes
>>28284978
>E-anything
>God tier
ha haha ha
>>28285505
>ISTPs usually have high skill levels
in things they are interested in
like i said, if you can't find anything that consistently interests you, you're doomed to eternal boredom
>>28285650
this tbqhwyf
obvnotoriginal
>>28283793
You're not an ENTJ,make the test again and be complete honest this time
>>28285608
>E types conquer the world while you sit on your computer talking about how superior your introversion is
>>28285650
Bruh your skill level just isn't high enough. You need to level up your finding what interests you skill. I have been doing self development for years. I'm only now figuring it out.
>>28284978
>used to be ISFP
>take the test again out of boredom
>now INFP
W-why is it so bad
I'm INTP and I don't give a shit about abstract thinking or theories, I'm one of the most straightforward people around
>in
Fucking lmao
>>28285833
conciseness is an ISTP trait :^)
What's with all the hate towards INFPs? I'm one and it's not that bad
>>28285948
Checked ISTP and that seems a lot closer to me, ty
>>28285963
hows that poetry coming along?
>INTP
>supposed to be smart
>not
>actually barely think about anything at all, in a constant state of meditation
Kek
INTP
>overanalyze everything
>gather a lot of information
>too lazy to talk or put things up in sentences
>don't know math
>too lazy to learn anything in school,think the information is useless
>can't learn anything unless intrested
>seem brain dead most of the time
>>28286106
>tfw INFP and literally do not understand poetry or deep films
w-woops
>>28286157
probably not an intp
>>28286334
probably not an infp
>>28286368
I am one though.
ENTP
Could do anything I want but all I want is this girl. Everything else suffers because my mind is so single track.
>>28286368
"No! My infallible Facebook quiz must be right!"
Kek
>>28286417
are you sure?
4g3eg4r
Myers Briggs is bullshit
INTJ
fuck sake
im super autistic aren't i?
>>28286483
Also make up elaborate scenarios in my head about everyone I know trying to screw me over in some way.
>one chance at life
>born an ENFP
>>28286544
Kek intj
>>28286571
I noticed ENTPs do it the other way too. You come up with elaborate scenarios to screw over other people.
>tfw you go from I____ to E____
>>28286544
pretty sure I'm INFP EII 4wB sp/sx with 415 tritype
>>28283619
Same here. We may seem stupid, but we use logic, and we have our own ideas of the world, I think.
>>28281492
>INTP
>able to be smart and not autistic
>>28286859
>I_T_
>Not autistic
>>28286788
>socionics
>>28285833
I sorta feel the same, sort of a mix between INTP and ISTP though.
>>28283466
go intp
;^)
(Insert some original content here)
>>28285020
Empathy is useful to advance in life.
>>28282761
All INFJ's are fucked up. Its like they have functional psychosis.
>>28287745
Raw empathy (merely understanding what people feel and why) is useful, but treating others the way you want to be treated isn't.
>>28281492
>one chance at life
>no personality
I score 50/50 for everything on the tests now.
>tfw being an ENTJ
Feels p gr8 mane
>>28287987
I've also been in a dilema to whether I'm an INTP or INFP,it turns out I'm an INTP with Ti on borderline.Try looking into the functions of the types you're scoring as and understading them.Try seeing beyond the stereotypes and remember that every type develops differently.
>take a test to see what personality type you are
>"Im a EINTJALPLGBTAI"
>you're still a boring cunt
>one chance at life
>be born INTJ
Feels pretty good, actually.
>>28281492
nice horoscopes m8s
>>28281492
Nobody here ISTJ? :P
>>28288378
LMAO ;P i kno rite o m g
Love when people put their types in online profiles. It's a great red flag - anyone who takes serious stock in this shit is always worth avoiding.
>>28288436
yea bro you are too much of a special snowflake to fit in mbti
you have a special type that's multifaceted and enigmatic no human test can figure you out
>>28288565
Reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours, huh?
>>28288590
>looks down on mbti like another retard hater
I can read just fine.
>>28288651
you sound like some old, fat hag wiccan defending tarot reading or horoscopes or something. its all stupid bullshit
>>28288651
it's perfectly valid as a test but people who treat it like a fucking hobby and use it a a major informant of their identity are worthless dullards
>>28281492
I get mad, often. My head is exploding because of infinite analyses of human interaction, existential, metaphysical thoughts, physics and universal, unifying theories to connect all. My INFJ score was 90 100 75 70%. Apparently I'm introverted, only live in my head, still like to talk but people but in a pushing, cold manner.
The contradictions and randomness in myself and in the world push me to craziness.
>>28288759
>I associated your system with negative labels so that makes you wrong
k keep me posted
>>28288760
Either you can use it to predict yourself or people will use it to predict you. Ignorant retards like yourself just give manipulative bastards like me the advantage. Ignoring mbti doesn't make it not true.
>>28288986
wow a true machiavellian
I'm sure that's why you spend all day posting here
>>28289625
>>28288986
Battle of the autism brains here
>>28281492
INFJ is one of the better introverted types to be. It's certainly the most special snowflake one. INFPs have it worse in just about every way.
>>28289625
Even those girls on dating sites can figure you out before you can figure them out. Just pathetic.
>>28289761
shut up nerd
>>28289851
This man.
INFP is basically a curse. Crippling self awareness and a tendency towards depression.
>TFW you are an INFP
>>28289937
ISFP and especially INFP are probably the worst types to have. They're good for almost nothing other than whining about your MBTI type.
INFJs are often the kind of people who call themselves cyborgs because they have a small group of friends but they feel like they don't fit in.
>>28289937
INFPs are fun to play with. They are addicted to little tidbits of identity. They are like crack addicts for it.
come here little infp I have some juicy self realizations for you... it will only cost you $300 per realization
>>28290127
I fetishize being used and manipulated, actually. Problem is you aren't conscious of it if you're being manipulated.
>>28290127
How do you manipulate a INFP?
>tfw born INTJ/ENTJ
Feels great being born as a p u p p e t m a s t e r. Any other type is a fucking roach; you know it, and I know it.
>>28290098
But infps make music that only other infps enjoy
>>28290248
Thinking that you are born with a personality type.
I've scored INTP/ISTP/ISTJ so far.
Where muh horoscope?
>be infp
>even people on 4chan make fun of you
>>28290266
That's right, little robot, just keep on dancing.
>>28281492
INFJ are the ubermensch, be proud
>>28290270
Read about cognitive functions and decide your type that way.
http://www.cognitiveprocesses.com/
http://www.keys2cognition.com/cgjung.htm
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
http://similarminds.com/classic_jung.html
And more provided by a search engine of your choice.
>>28290220
That sounds more like INFJ masochist behaviour.
>>28290241
I would like to tell you but that will be $300.
>>28290248
>INTJ the best at manipulating
>except when people do things they weren't expecting
no intj you are the roach
Last time I took the test I got INTP but I really don't live inside my own head at all.
I do despise social interaction though. I can't understand how people like parties and clubbing and getting wasted every weekend like an autism spectrum child can't understand facial expressions.
>>28286294
literally me, anon.
>>28290241
Be somewhat nice and believe in them. Act like you want what's best for them and tell them that others don't like them for who they are cause they're retarded, that you're the only one who really gets them and will be there for them when they really need it.
>>28290776
Are INFJs more likely to be masochists?
>>28290990
I am a INFJ and I love pain. Especially when I am being fucked in the butt.
>>28290990
yep
34g3ggg
>>28291097
I believe it but was wondering if masochism is a general INFJ trait. Also your post got me hard.
>>28291175
Is there any information on this? Is it not also true of INFPs?
>it's a horoscope episode
>>28291199
INFJ & INFP are sissy personality's so yeah probably.
>>28286609
Why is that a bad thing dear anon?
>>28291199
Well if you are a qt that does not mind biting, scratching and overall pain inflicting behavior. Do me the courtesy.
>>28284512
I'm INTP accordingto this test. However, I would not call myself incredibly smart desu. I'm essentially a sperglord with no filter, no friends, no social skills and no talent.
>>28281562
>one chance at life
>male self-deserting avoidant INFP
>>28291199
I'm probably the only person who knows that. In the mbti community it's not politically correct to say INFJs are masochists. Just look at ghandi and jesus. Both were practically begging to be killed.
>turn the other cheek
>pacifism
>bernie sanders
INFPs can have some pretty weird kinks too. Maybe some of the weirdest. INFPs might be masochists but it's more typical for INFJs. Maybe if the INFP was abused when younger it might be more likely.
>>28291359
>Do me the courtesy
I would love to tongue your butthole and then slip enough fingers inside you that your moans would jump to yelps, but I don't know if you're in Houston.
>>28288759
I hope for your sake that you're trolling. The result you get is directly based on the answers you give. It's so simple that you have to be a literal retard to think it's bullshit
>>28286859
I'm INTP and have an asd, basically I don't know what I'm saying
>>28291605
No I am not anon >.<
But I will take them buttlicks virtually please.
>>28290907
Have you done this to people before? M-mean...
>>28291875
Sorry but no internet relationships. If you're going to look for a bf on /r9k/ at least try to find one close to you.
>>28292439
desu I already have a bf. But I just like to flirt you would be missing out on 10/10 faggotry.
>>28292570
Does your bf know you're a polyamorous slut?
>>28281903
>Falling for the "Lazy genius" meme.
>>28292633
You know going back to INFJ's being complete masochists. You have just made me find out name calling is also a turn on for me and no he doesn't.
Myers Briggs is a bullshit opiate.
>I is INTP just like Einstein
>I is INFJ just like Jesus
Yeah, no, you're still just a loser sitting in his apartment as life passes you by.
>>28292811
>You have just made me find out name calling is also a turn on for me
If you haven't realized this you've probably had pretty shitty ERP.
>no he doesn't
Don't let him find out. That can seriously hurt some people, even if it's just LDR faggotry.
>>28292852
the infj = jesus is a meme dude
>>28292880
I am loyal and would never hurt him.
redpill me on INTJs voriginal
>>28292943
>I am loyal
By some standards you just proved that isn't true.
Good luck with your bf anon.
>>28292981
Hey he doesn't care if I flirt with random people on the internet. My butt is only for him and he knows it.
>>28292952
INTJs were a meme before people knew what INTJs were.
>>28292438
No, I have the INFP
>>28293363
What are they now?
>>28293433
still a meme
>>28293759
ok but what's an actual INTJ like, compared to say an INTP?
>>28282761
i think a lotta folks with BPD end up being INFJs honestly, anon. i'm the same way
>>28293793
much edgier and narcissistic
better at long-term planning and projects and shit
>>28281492
>took the test a week ago
>score INFJ
>take it now
>ISTJ
This test is bullshit like all other online tests. ISTJ apparently means I'm an altruist while in reality I'm almost 100% egoistic.
The first time I took the test I got INTJ then I took it again a year later and got INTP.
Really accurate right.
>born INTJ
>>28293793
INTJs take themselves more seriously. Concerned more with their image and being seen as logical/smart/high status. Long term planners. Not spontaneous can't adapt in the moment as good. INTP is the stereotypical dungeons and dragons nerd. INTJ is the stereotypical shoot up the school nerd.
>>28290823
same here pham
i literally wonder what people are talking about whenever they think "living life" means doing exactly what you just said
>>28281559
>dat unhealthy longing for the past and tradition
>tfw at my happiest when I'm working construction and doing farmhand work for money during the summer
just fuck my shit right up
