Anyone in western europe in search of a sucide partner? Would also be willing to fly to your place if you are further away, I have enough money and wouldn't have a use for it when I'm dead. You can also choose the method, money isn't an issue for me in general.
I would prefer if we use this thread for initial discussions, but anyone who would be down can reach me under [email protected]
give me your gameboy before you die nerd
>>28280636
I can send you my consoles and my computer if you want.
>>28280658
no thanks I don't want to be haunted.
Bumpblex
>>28281519
post more Chino
You've made this thread before. Don't you realize you should just stick around?
Where exactly are you from?
>>28281589
This is the first time I posted it.
>>28281560
I got you famisama.
>>28280611
[email protected]
live in the uk
Why a partner?
>>28280611
Some welcome to the nhk shit right here. Stuff your pockets with chino printouts so we'll know its you familia
>>28280611
Send me your PC boss
What kind of GPU you got famalam?
>>28280611
are you a boy or a girl huh
Think of all the future anime you would miss.
>>28280611
Are you even there, OP? Or is this a passing whim?
>>28280611
Don't do it OP, suicide isn't an answer
Don't do it. :(
Please. Please. Please.
I'm begging you not to.
>>28280611
dont kill self
I'll be your trap g/bf if you dont do it OP
>you will never hug a person so hard they lose their suicidal thoughts
I know it's impossible but I really want to.
>>28280611
>Bitching in the literal bux capital of the world
Fuck you senpai, how about we trade places? I have to suffer in this third world shithole otherwise known as Texas
>>28280611
Think of how depressed Chino will be when she finds out you an heroed
>>28280611
You come back right this instant and psot more chino OP!
>>28283861
What does freedom taste like?
>>28283861
T H I S.
>>28283950
Freedom tastes like getting sick and automatically going bankrupt when your insurance denies coverage for whatever reason their kike lawyers devised when it cost too much.
fuck OP and post more anime
>>28284055
iaagree!
>>28283996
Would you marry someone that's not a very fortunate girl in most departments just to escape wherever you are? For life, not just for citizenship.
>>28284104
I'm not that guy but I would do this.
guys I have an chino dakimakura cover. I hug her every night. I have a figurine and 2 small pillows too.
>>28280611
Spain, where are you?
>>28284155
pictures pls
l
s
rare capture of chino smiling
>>28284117
Where do you live and what's your Skype?
>>28284271
qtttttttt best
>>28284104
Post pic then we will see, wench.
>>28284323
>post pic
Don't want to and don't want someone who requires that I do.
>>28281641
>>28284172
Germany, but the location doesn't matter to me, I can always fly to the other person's place. Also willing to do it with an US anon.
>>28281840
Having someone at my side who can relate to my feelings in a wat is the thing I want during my death. Even if we both are total strangers, we still have a connection.
>>28282012
Will do.
>>28282033
Send me a email
>>28282119
GTX 970
>>28282322
Guy
>>28282477
I stopped caring about anime, I rarely have the attention to watch something for 20m anymore.
>>28283850
I never really cared about relationships and similiar stuff. I'm not relationshipworthy either, so don't worry about it.
>>28283900
Here
>>28282503
I was asleep for a bit.
>>28284354
I ain't gonna buy no car without test driving it, bitch. Beggars like you can't be choosers. Sooner you realize your position, soon you can escape your shit life.
>>28284428
You just get worse and worse.
Stupid of me to ask here I guess.
Do it, but make sure to chicken out at the last moment. After that you need to get addicted to MMORPGs, and then join a pyramid scheme. A few other things will happen and then you'll become a normie.
>>28284185
here is the dakimakura. my cat likes Chino too
>>28284464
who doesnt
h
o
>>28284464
also here is another pillow, but taken before I had my chino dakimakura cover
>>28284507
your cat is cutew
You wouldn't do anything lewd to this underaged girl would you?
>>28284539
n-no of course not..
originalfam
I dont see myslef suiciding anymore, maybe a few months ago but right now I'd rather see where everything goes
I can offer you inconditional friendship and conversation about anything. Skype, steam, whatever
>>28284271
That's a sneer!
>>28284539
i'd put a carrot into her cute little butthole
then i'd eat it
>>28284591
I tried to make friends in the past, but it never worked out. There are just some people who are destined to be alone. But still thanks for the offer.
Can you buy us guns?
Mass shooting?
>>28284568
>>28284675
She's a middle schooler you sickos
>>28284272
My Skype is: donotgointothecity
>>28284687
And it'll never work out. Not if you try with coworkers/classmates or whatever.
First you need to share interests, which none of us share with the main block of society. After that, it depends on what your concept of friendship is. Most people dont comprehend that others appreciate solitude and conversations every few days, if anything.
Either you show up every day to be a outburst of social interaction, conversation, presence on social media and all that, or you're eventually forgotten. Sooner rather than later
So, you cant make friends? You can. You want them, everyone does. Not everyone has, or develops, the skills to make them
I know how painful it is wanting to talk with anyone at all, and realising you're alone. I somehow made one internet friend years ago, and I can tell you, it helps beyond measure having one guy willing to talk with at any time about anything
So, for you and anyone else, at least give it a try. It's not like I ahve anything else to do
We should make an r9k group chat on irc or something...
>>28285130
I tried to make online friends in the past, but it didn't work either. I usually just talk with myself nowadays if I want someone to talk to, atleast I never get tired of me, it also helped me to understand myself more. You can send me an email if you want to, but in the best case I wouldn't be here for a long time anymore, I am determined with going through it.
>>28285284
#NEETAdv on rizon.net
>>28284402
Ante? Is that you?
>>28285454
Who is Ante?
Instead of buying a fucking ticket to suicide with another asswipe like yourself you might want to consider buying a weapon and mass shooting a refugee center, or a liberal gathering of some sorts.
what do you think about a group suicide OP?
I live in america but I know a few people who are saving up money just so we can all meet up and kill ourselves together.
We'd welcome a fellow robot in with open arms, especially if he can speed the process up.
Please don't kill yourselves anons! Life will get better for you, I'm sure!
>>28286268
>that picture
wow anon.
>>28286328
No hate desu
What's your email/skype, OP? Everytime people ask me what I want to do for a living I hesitate not to say "I'll kill myself"
>>28286993
did you even read the post? [email protected]
i think he is asleep or something though, he's not answering me at least.
>you will never have OP as a boyfriend to affectionately dedicate yourself to until he stops wanting to die
>>28287028
Oh thanks. Goddamn this short attention span.
So OP has a queue of people waiting to kill himself with? Maybe we can all meet up? Probably not. Shit. I'll shoot him an email anyways
>>28287170
Not too sure, seems like there are a few people in here that would be his partner.
Anyways good luck to all of you.
>>28280611
do you think we can get somehow guns to kill ourselfs?
>>28287083
and what if he is motherfucking ugly like sin
21yo guy in Germany NRW
I wanna kill myself with exit bag and nitrogen, please buy two for us cause I have 0 Euro disposable income
There's also the Muengstener Bruecke in Solingen which is near me, I've been thinking of drinking a bottle of vodka and jumping from that one soon
>>28280658
I'll take your computer
And you can haunt me.
>>28287358
still would do, it's the idea that makes me want it so badly not the physical appearance
>>28287394
too late fammpai
>>28287394
[email protected]
If you need an email :v
>>28287417
NOOOOO :V:V:V: ;a;a;a;a;a;a;
This is quality shit posting.
Has this changed ur mind?
>>28287406
can you fix me then?
>>28287454
no sorry my friend
>>28287506
do you consider yourself very unattractive? i dont know if i can fix anyone desu
I've been thinking about posting a similar thread myself, OP. Unfortunately, I'm a USfag and I have a prior obligation that would put off any plans until September.
I need to do this. But I'm terrified I wouldn't be able to go through with it on my own.
>>28287583
I'm not your friend, buddy.
Because everything I type tends to mute me
>>28287695
fine be that way
oriori
>>28280658
Tbh if I had a dead man's belongings I would feel pretty bad aboot it
But in the end
Do not go gentle into that good night
>>28284450
Hey if you just want a friend to vent to you can add me. I'm not looking for more but I promise that I'm not looking for pics or anything stupid.
Email: [email protected]
>>28283856
This
OP if you fly over we can hang out and I'll hug you pretty tightly
No homo
>>28287859
>>28283856
fuck you just gave me a feel I didn't know I had
why cant we do this?
>>28287605
sometimes. sometimes the opposite. i'm really not sure.
>>28288114
I see, have you shown yourself to people before?You know i'm a boy right
>>28287605
im very unattractive but id enjoy talking to anyone at this point
do you like to get drunk and have sex with prostitutes?
if so you can come to my place and we'll have a last big fuckaton before you got o heaven. :3
>>28288165
what would you rate yourself at anon? has anyone seen you?
>>28288254
the funny thing is that a lot of girls dont think im ugly at all, some find me hot but i was bullied in elementary for being small and ugly and i never got over it
>>28288254
i basically see myself as a 2/10 and my lack of confidence is usually what ends up scaring girls away
>>28287752
Well you smug anime girl'd me man what did you expect bffs?
>>28288529
>>28288554
describe yourself physically dont be afraid to tell me anything
>>28288646
well yeah
I am 100% sure all these images have grass in them.
>>28288647
this is me in paris tbo
>>28288975
you call that 2/10??
>>28288975
Like 5-6/10 in that pic
why do you think you're ugly?
>>28289044
I skipped 2 classes in elementary so i ended up with kids 2 years older than me, they bullied me for being ugly really hard, i got very insecure and i never really got over it
a couple of extremely painful rejections didnt help either
>>28288975
like others have said here you're not a bad looking guy at all... i'm surprised someone wouldnt date you. are you looking for a bf?
Come to New York, we can jump off one of the bridges.
>>28289102
No, im not gay but i actually usually have some girl that would want to date me, im just too scared to actually go out and meet them, but im planning to get over it and just do it. In my bad moments i tried to kill myself a couple times though, also because i feel very bad about having my IQ and not being able to achieve shit, im just a useless NEET
>>28286077
I would be down I suppose, I could get most anons who messaged me a ticket too. I don't have any use for my money after my death, so it doesn't really matter. Just write me a mail.
>>28287340
I can get guns on illegal ways.
>>28287382
Just send me a mail.
>>28288253
I'm not really into that drinking and sex thing, but I could give you some money for it when I'm 100% sure that I will die in the next few days.
>>28287083
Like I already said earlier, I'm not relationshipworthy and too far gone in general, don't worry about it. Just help another anon in this thread.
Will send replies to all mails in a bit.
>>28289208
Why did you respond to me asking to be helped by aboyin a dating way?
>>28289251
You are though, I want to date you and be with you desu. I wish I could get a chance somehow
>>28289310
>im very unattractive but id enjoy talking to anyone at this point
this is what i said, sorry if you took it the wrong way
>>28288860
What's this about grass
>>28289711
the captcha asked me to point out images with grass
>>28289342
so this >>28287506 wasnt you? why did you respond to that I wonder
>>28289310
You can send me an email if you want to talk I guess, but I don't know how long it will take till we are done with the preparations, I atleast hope it will be over in a week, so it won't be long till we have to part ways.
>>28289711
>>28289749
I don't know who is the right person but someone already claimed my pc. There are still some consoles etc.
>>28290105
i was the first one, my email is [email protected]
>>28290136
Yep, you get the PC.
>>28290165
Nice, will you keep checking your email until you...kill yourself?
>>28290105
Wait do you genuinely feel ok dating me? I don't want to force you into it. I want to make you happy and be the best boyfriend I can be desu I don't want you to die and leave
>>28290105
I really hope you don't kill yourself dude. But if you're deadset (ha) on this, send a console to me..I already have a PS3
I'll keep your memory alive. If you'd like, a picture or a belonging or something. You will be remembered dude. I wish I could do this for all suicide victims but I won't have enough space for that.
I know it's 4chan and all but don't send a part of your body or something lmao.
What's your email OP? I'll message you
>>28290289
Not really dating but talking. I'm not able to date other people, but if you want to talk I'm okay with it.
>>28290256
I will tell you when you should send me the address.
>>28290428
I have a WiiU, PS4, N3DS and Vita. And I don't really want to be remembered, don't worry about that part.
>>28290608
that makes me so sad I want to date you. to be your boyfriend that brings you into some form of coping with this world. I bet you are really cute too and a good boyfriend. I dont even want a console or any stuff from you I would give anything to simply keep you alive and love you hard. Heck even a big hug would be nice, I want to give you some affection.
>>28290608
am i allowed to ask for more than just the PC?
do you have any other stuff of value? your steam library maybe?
If you could send me more than just the PC, the PS4 would be nice.
I have no shame.
>>28290608
I'll take the PS4, and I want to remember you. I'll message you soon
>>28290722
forget the PS4 then since >>28290790 wants it. Do you have anywhere we could talk except for emails if you want to? I really want to get to know you. tinychat, steam, skype?
>>28290790
Just message me when you feel like it.
>>28290722
I don't really know what is valuable. I have many anime figures if that is your thing. I only want to send every person one thing at first, but if nobody wants them, I can send others more. I have 2 steam accounts, one with 500+ games, the other one with 300+.
>>28290709
I'm not cute and not a good boyfriend either. Like I said, if you want to talk and show me affection that way, I would be okay with it, but I can't take things like dating seriously, especially online dating, sorry anon.
>>28290886
are you seriously going to do this. if so I would like a haunted anime figurine tbo.
>>28290886
i do love anime, so send some of those too if you feel like it. oh wow thats a lot of games, i would love one of the two accounts.
>>28290886
What's the reason for doing this? Is your situation salvageable? Or are you simply content with your life and just chose to clock out?
I've had suicide on my mind as well, finally decided on living at the minimum until my parents are gone as well. I just want to know your raisin, but you don't have to answer
>>28280611
US
Is June 5th a good day?
If anyone wants i have a PS3, ipad, and a pretty good kancolle account i can give away before i die too
>>28280611
suicide parties are always so fun, the guys are down for whatever and the girls literally give it away. all you have to do is excuse yourself to go to the bathroom then sneak out before everyone kills themselves
>>28290886
I don't care if you're cute or a good boyfriend I want to date Y O U right now. I want to give you all my affection I can't explain why. I want to be with you and tell you sweet things even if you dont tell me the same.
>>28290962
I'm memories guy. I'd be willing to take a couple pictures or something if you have no next of kin/family to give them to...
Honestly I'm freaked out about authorities coming onto me for picking up packages from people who committed suicide but I feel bad if you guys just drop off without anyone knowing. And yeah I asked for a PS4 since I don't make much money
>>28291073
>Ps4
I wish I could help you out, but I'd been saving almost a year just to afford my PS3 and the couple games I have
Really wish I could help you ;-;
>>28291155
No dude not you, I meant OP
I already feel bad enough for asking for it and I'm freaking that I'd get detained for knowing about you two committing sudoku and not reporting it
Agh fuck I shouldn't have even asked for anything, I fear I'd go to court for asking for remembrance tokens..
Do you guys have families or relatives? Leave it in your wills and give it to them.
>>28290944
>>28290945
I have to make a list of all my figures I suppose.
>>28290959
Both I would say, my mental state is terrible and I have enough money to live easily on my own, but it isn't worthwhile like that.
>>28290962
June is too far away in my opinion, sorry anon.
>>28290972
Like I said, if you want to talk, write me a mail, otherwise just stop.
>>28290867
I could create a skype account I guess.
>>28290945
We will see, maybe someone else wants them.
I should make a list with all the things I have to give away.
>>28291385
alright tell me when you created the skype account.
>>28291385
My man, have you tried therapy and pills? I know that they're a joke on r9k, but considering you said your mental state is terrible they MIGHT help. You can easily live on your own, so maybe when you get out of this funk it would be like a new door opening
Not for your family or for others, but just for yourself. Depression's a bitch but maybe there's something you've really wanted to do when you were young?
Anyway I have to try regardless, once again sorry it's come to this.
>>28280611
Op can you give me some money? I'm completly broke and you just stated yourself that you don't really need it anymore.
>>28280611
Don't do it family.
We are all robots together and we should all look out for each other.
By the year 2050 the world will be a different place, the technological singularity will make anime real, we will all have waifus and friendly AI to look after us.
Until then we have vidya, anime and each other.
Please don't do it. Please. We love you. We are all too shy to show it or meet IRL but that doesn't mean we don't care.
Sent you a mail OP, I don't know that I want anything you physically own but the idea of death scares the shit out of me, so I've got to wonder what drives a person to vow to end their life when the horror of the void awaits
>>28280611
Post your Chino folder first. Don't let it go to waste.
Also, are you planning to do anything special with this? Aside from doing it with someone else. Carrying a note or a picture of Chino for example.
>>28291626
This
bloxroblox
>>28280611
Check your spam. I think my email ended up there due to using a cock.li throwaway.
>>28291481
I tried different therapists and medicaments. If it was "just" depression, I wouldn't make this decision. And I've never really had any dreams for the future, even while I was younger, so there isn't anything I want to do.
>>28291512
I don't want to send people money because it will introduce actual begging in this thread. Sorry.
>>28291626
I don't care about real waifus or similiar stuff. And my problem isn't that I want that someone cares about me.
>>28291661
I reply to you soon, will lay down for a bit.
>>28291811
I will upload a .rar later. And I haven't really thought about having a Chino picture with me.
>>28291990
I haven't checked my spam folder yet, will lay down for a bit and reply soon enough.
>>28285764
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Agreed!!!!!
>>28292092
>I haven't checked my spam folder yet, will lay down for a bit and reply soon enough.
Thanks. I'm the @hitler.rocks individual. I look forward to hearing from you. I completely relate to your outlook on your future and live in western Europe.
>>28285764
Fuck off, you stupid faggot.
>uuuuuuh kill people i dont like based on my transient beliefs that I was force fed by men/groups who don't give a shit about me
>uuuuuh i get one life better waste it away taking part in this centuries pointless left vs right idiot spat.
You're part of the problem. Wish we could fly all of you people and your enemies, along with your masters to the moon so you can shit that place up.
>>28291626
>german
By 2050 he would be living in sharia controlled zone.
Where can I create an email account without having to verify via mobile phone?
I don't own normie shit like that.
>>28292092
how old are you btw?
i really really like this reply because its so original
>>28292232
cock.li
takes 2 secs, quality email.
>>28292239
Teenagers stay away.
>>28292092
Fuck man I relate to you so heavily right now. I wish I had an answer, I told my closest friend that I really have no dreams for the future either.
Still just riding out until my parents die in peace. Maybe something will spring up in which I get a real will but I doubt it.
There's no easy for fix this hombre. Peace bee with you, thank you for responding
>>28291385
Mate can you please do like a givaway thingy or give me ur pc? I'll explain.
>pc broke down
>use dads
>also broke down
>no pc
>i only use a phone
>fml
>will not an hero though
>>28292407
i already called dibs on the PC bud sorry
>>28292461
You probz own a working pc though
>>28292479
well yeah, its not good though
>>28292092
Have you tried learning to draw?
Drawing anime waifus all day for the rest of your life is always an option.
>>28292505
Well then send me yours when you get your new one x)
>>28292092
If you have any Umineko merch can I call dibs on it?
>>28292519
maybe after i receive the new one
email is [email protected]
>>28292517
Not OP, but I like what you are suggesting
>>28292587
K sent you an email.
>>28292594
It requires a lot of dedication, but if you have literally no meaning or worth to your life, what's stopping you?
You could either burn down a building, kill yourself, or have fun with a pencil.
>>28292758
Neither of those two but Is there a spoonfeeding image that directs you in the right way if all you care about is drawing cute anime girls?
What are the laws when it comes to owning a dead persons belongings?
>>28293446
You write it in ya' last will
>>28293446
>>28293469
So basically anyone that receives something is screwed because OP doesn't have a will
>>28293229
Unfortunately there isn't a
'draw a circle -> draw the rest of the anime girl'
method.
You learn the fundamentals (DONT SKIP THIS STEP UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A DEVIANTART POSTER CHILD), you learn how to draw actual people, THEN you can stylize and focus absolutely on anime
I'd recommend reading through this guide:
http://hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learn
It's from /ic/ (which I frequent)
Use these books for learning how to draw basic figures/learn how shapes are constructed in 3d space
http://alexhays.com/loomis/
Since you only want to draw anime, you can probably cheat a little with some skills, but in the end, the more you learn how to draw 'normally', the better you can draw stylistically.
Getting a firm grip on anatomy is especially important.
>>28293469
But can we get any punishment for receiving stuff from op?
Anyone in the midwest US who would be down for something like this?
Anyone in california looking for a suiside lartner, im wasting all my money driving around the state and plan on ending it that way so a pattner would be great, i can pick you up.
>>28293543
He stated he's not buying or giving money ya mong.
>>28293543
He CLEARLY stated he's not giving money or buying people stuff, you mong.
>promise to kill myself after my partner
>don't
Anon who wanted a skype account, my name is robot9kthrowaway.
>>28292517
I learned how to draw in the past and made a bit of money through commissions.
>>28293748
I expect that to happen, but does it really matter when I'm dead?
>>28292527
Sorry, I only have both games for PS3, but no figures etc.
Did someone already call dibs on a steam account? If i can get one i call dibs
>>28293949
Hey anon, do you still have the n3ds to give away?
>>28293949
Why not play Russian roulette for big money?
>>28293991
I called dibs on their mail. Rip
>>28293949
>I learned how to draw in the past and made a bit of money through commissions.
Wow.
I can't imagine wanting to die when capable of creating anything I want with a stick of graphite/tablet/paint/whatever.
Best of luck ending yourself, I guess.
if OP is a cute grille can I have sex with your corpse? legit always wanted to try that
I'll take any other console left over.
>>28293949
Yes hello i am the one asking for skype, but i need to sleep atm, i will talk to you tomorrow.
>>28294014
Yes.
>>28294021
Why should I? I don't have to worry about money and just dying like that sounds better.
>>28294072
After a while it will just feel like a chore, you sit there and waste hours on something which you don't appreciate at all.
>>28294118
No.
>>28294190
Send me a mail.
>>28294214
Add me whenever you want. My name is robot9kthrowaway. Never used skype before.
>>28294564
>After a while it will just feel like a chore, you sit there and waste hours on something which you don't appreciate at all.
That's quite common with artists, I think the majority of them feel happiness from others appreciating their art, rather than appreciating it themselves.
Oh well. Guess, I can't offer anything other than empty words then.
The only thing keeping me going these days is making shitty drawings, so I honestly can't imagine a life not wanting to do that.
>>28293949
>both games for PS3
Id kill for that since I only have pirated versions
