ITT: we invent torture devices.
So I just came up with this.
You put a person naked in a room with a slow moving sandpaper floor. The sandpaper floor will scrape the body of the person when he falls asleep.
Step One:
Bring someone into this world
Wow I never heard of this super original idea ever.
Howbout a room where you present "new" ideas to me that I've already heard but I have to be nice to you and pretend they are original? That would be the real torture.
A machine that swaps a normie brain into my body
that scene from a clockwork orange but with cuck porn and sissy hypnosis instead
>So I just came up with this.
You are just a disappointing person, anon. We haven't all been here only 2 months.
The Gun Helmet
It will fire a bullet into the victims head every 5 minutes
>>28279913
Hmm I'm not sure if that's really torture per se
What about waterboarding?
why doesn't he just open the door and walk out
>take bucket
>take rat
>put rat in bucket
>put bucket on victims stomach
>heat the bucket
>the rat has to chew through the victims stomach
You guys think this would work?
>>28279852
>lying on an anonymous image boardd
>torture device
the red pill
A website that makes people painfully aware of the existential void in their life and constantly reminds them that hope is nothing but a postponed disappointment. Moreover, people will be compelled to return to the site on their own, only to further drive their mind into self inflicted agony.
How about tying someone to a chair and then punching him? You could even switch it up and use electricity somehow to hurt him
Chastity cage and porn.
>>28279852
>this is yours?
>this is mine.
>>28279968
That's from a movie man. I'm sure you're not pretending that you're making up something original but stop pretending you're making up something original.
>>28280036
Not only is it from a movie, is an actual literal torture method they used to use IRL back in ye olde days.
>>28279852
Just open the door holy fuck
You could like make an iron umbrella that is realy tough and strong, and then insert it into someone's assbefore opening it up.
My grandfather used to say "an umbrella up the ass should not be opened", I'd lile to digress
>>28279852
completely submerging someone up to their neck in a weaker acid that will take days to actually kill them
over time their skin will slowly dissolve and be eaten away while they are alive for every excruciating second of it
if you need them alive, just pull them out and do a skin graft, then repeat the process
>>28279852
How about a secret /r9k/ sex dungeon where beautiful women get raped by stinky neets and their tiny cocks
This pIace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness
not a torture device
but ya....
you're stuck riding a rollercoaster while wearing a VR headset displaying a 3D let's play of skyrim
Sexual torture = Best torture.
>>28280121
Hey, I'm not stinky.
>>28279981
Accidentally redpilled normie ):
>>28280229
oh boo hoo ur life is so hard :(
>>28279997
this is awfully familiar
I think the image explains itself
>>28279997
This is good but it's just too unrealistic, it could never happen irl.
>>28280287
Couldn't you wrap your legs around the bar too.
>>28280121
hey, my cocks not tiny
>>28279852
>inb4 someone describes 4chan, their life, or existence in general
>>28280324
I guess but you'd still have to hold on
>person being tortured is a white male
>dress him in full native American garb
>place him in a locked room of sjws
>watch as they beat him, scream catchphrases and misattributed statistics
>if the sjws have tard strength they will eventually kill him
>if they are weak fatties he will eventually go mad and tear out his own eyes and deafen himself
Also totally original op, I've never heard of that before, wow
>>28280287
Couldn't they just pull themselves onto the bar and rest on it
>>28279852
The best torture device would involve manipulating peoples brain. Imagine if you could inflict the most pain a living organism can possibly feel just by activating parts of the brain. You could keep someone in agony for years, and even manipulate their sense of time so if feels like 1000 years. This is my hope for the future.
a person is dosed with lsd and placed in a mirror maze, like in a carnival funhouse. hidden speakers randomly play sounds of footsteps, distorted laughter, and low growling.
>>28280449
Could backfire
>last time I was on acid I thought I was God and wasnt afraid of anything
>>28280205
what a read
>>28280439
This is the correct answer, senpai.
I wanna die before we get "immortality" and they start uploading our minds into computers.
>>28280439
You can die from pain you know
>>28280388
That's fuckin' metal, dude
A room painted, wall to wall and floor to ceiling, with one of those black-and-white optical illusion patterns that hurt to look at. Every surface is backlit so the room is flooded with light at all times.
>>28280553
Only because your brain releases stress hormones and shit. You can turn that shit off and make the pain basically infinite. The brain is gay like that
Put someone in a box that has a couple of inches thick layer of a very strong acid and wait for them to slowly dissolve into it.
wireless earbuds are securely fastened to the victims head. they are forced to listen to stephen hawking's text to speech engine read video
comments on porn streaming sites
How about a blood building? A giant building where the blood of the people in the floors above trickles down into the rooms below until they suffocate. The rooms would be small bathrooms with bad flickery lighting and the last thing you see is lucifer screaming in delight.
A person is trapped at a desk that fully encapsulates them from the waist down, overly snug so as to prevent movement. Under/inside the desk, it is uncomfortably hot. Above/outside the desk, the room is a freezing 10 degrees Fahrenheit. The occupant is dressed in a warm jacket with a fur hood that covers the mouth when buttoned. The jacket has no pockets, however, and the occupant is only provided one glove. All meals and drinks are served frozen.
>>28280633
Only if laughing is torture to you
>>28280556
Thanks anon. They'd probably die instantly due to balance loss from losing skin, but hey.
>>28280788
>dies from confusion
What's it like to drown?
>>28280878
kinda wet
>>28280800
It stops being funny after the first few days. Then, after the ordeal is over, you spend the rest of your life occasionally hearing stephen hawking saying "em em em em em would love to suck on those sexy toes and give them my cum"
subject is forced to smoke weed and sit through a POV video recording of their dad lecturing them about personal responsibility
Who /torture/ here?
>>28280932
Would be hilarious. My dad and I haven't discussed anything outside of politics, drinking or recent explosions since I was 15.
>>28280878
I hear drowning is one of the more painful ones.
![Image-81[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/flDdohT.jpg "Image-81[1].jpg")
>>28280101
They've already done that. But now people use it for fun like wtf
>>28279852
>"so I just came up with this."
>idea from 2007
>>28280955
that'd be easy af to escape from
both of them just need to stand on the bottom and push away from the ring
either the rope or the collar breaks and at least 1 of them is free
>>28280977
That doesn't seem true. Water filling your lungs probably wouldn't feel like anything painful
bl0xed
>>28281005
I've read it feels like intense burning
>Bedroom with desk and PC
>4chan in browser
>/r9k/
>Thread no. >>28279852
That's real torture right there
That's real torture right here
>>28279852
>implying this i anyone's idea but old /b/
This is what slave traders did iirc
Subject is placed naked in a room full of mosquitos, ticks and bot flies
even though this is a pasta thought id show my idea
>>28281066
what about tsetse flies?
raped by horses in the anus
I think this would be painfull
>>28281005
Yeah, pretty much everyone who's been revived after passing out from drowning says that it feels quite peaceful after you swallow the first lungful of water.
I don't know why internet people insist on trying to claim it's painful when all the people who've actually experienced it say otherwise.
>>28281094
Bronze Bull, not a unique idea at all anon.
>>28281092
rip mister hands
>>28280997
You're not going to be able to exert enough force to break it underwater. You've got nothing to brace yourself against.
Everyone loves bubble wrap!~
>>28281045
Who is the artist for pic related?
I like these
>>28281169
fug
blox0
>>28280121
Ashur did nothing wrong.
>>28281174
http://saucenao.com/
>>28279852
Imagine a room with a steel net floor, really uncomfortable from the jump. Now the room is dark, not completely black, but dark enough for the victim to just slightly adjust.
He can either be clothed, or not, it doesn't matter. But here comes the kicker.
Every 5/10/15 minutes the entire room gets showered with ice cold water. A waterfall type amount.
The victim would never be able to fully see, regain heat, or sleep in this room.
And due to the steel net floor, you can just recycle the water you just dumped on the person.
Survival by exchanging oxygen and carbon dioxide from each others lungs.
Don't panic!
make small cuts over the person's body then give them a salted vinegar bath
repeat until majorly scarred everywhere
bonus points: head dunked into salted vinegar bath and eyes forcibly opened
>>28280878
I almost drowned when I was younger but I didn't know that I was dying because I was only 3 years old at the time. It felt kinda comfortable and I saw lovely colors.
>>28281206
Thanks friendorinononi
>>28281301
All g. Remember to share the link to others when necessary.
bl0oxing
>>28280878
dunno, but I'd like to drown in that pucci if you nomsaiyan
>>28281372
ok that one is funny
>>28280574
>The brain is gay like that
Are you /fit/ enough?
Some sort of device that turns people's bodies into deli foods, permanently.
>>28279852
Putting someone over bamboo and waiting for them to be pierced by the pierced by the bamboo.
Another one is licking someone up in a hole with a small breathing tube at the top.
Theb slowly fill the hole with water. After a whike they will die by either drowning or starvating depending how fast the water rises
>>28280439
Just put soneone in the white room. Whete everything is fuckibg white. Then switch it off with complete darkness.
Thus along with annoying music
>>28279913
That's not torture that's a mercy.
>>28281532
maybe with a super-low velocity bullet of a small caliber one wouldn't instantly die
>>28280955
Just knock the other one out. Cold.
Breddy easy
>>28281045
Well the Islamic slave trade, which killed 12to 15 million Africans. They would cut off the penises of the male slaves which caused a. High % if the slave to die.
Only 10% of the slaves would die on the road from Africa to usa, but only 10% survived the journey from Africa to the Middle east.
>>28281372
The torture is that they have to experience the selfishness of a Stacy first hand for once, and that they have to give up their selfish Stacy ways
>>28279852
put victim into bronze bull set a fire under it. Preping the bull will never be the same
original idea by me do not steal
>>28281270
There's absolutely no point in having water in this then.
Post more though.
I would create japanese cartoon imageboard where people could loathe in self pity, make everyone feel even more insecure than they already were and post frog pictures. You would feel miserable about wasting your time there but cant stop coming back because getting few (you)s makes you feel slightly less alone.
>>28280484
Worth it doe.
>>28281672
They'll eventually run out of breath, but if one panics and starts breathing erratically their survival time is shortened. Thus, there is a point for the water.
>>28279852
The toilet torture
Does this image sum up /r9k/?
>>28281737
Climb the pole, fgt.
>>28281751
>then fall down and break your neck
>a pole in the middle of nowhere in the Mojave desert
>chain person to pole
>give them an IV drip with just enough water to keep them barely alive for two weeks
>have a small fountain with clean, cool water about 8 ft in front of them
>go there every evening to drink/waste water while I gloat at them
>>28281764
no then you slide down like a fire man
>>28281764
Slide down like a cool ass fireman*
>>28281764
Slide back down pole, fgt.
Who lands on their neck??
>>28281775
She's handcuffed dude. You could only grasp it with your legs.
Almost all of these turn me on a lot, i never knew it did. Is this strange? I feel like it can't be that unusual.
>>28281787
Ever done abseiling?
>>28281787
Yeah so you get the pole in between your wrists and the ends of your arms and then wrap your legs and slide.
>>28279913
>Torture
>Victim dies instantly
God bless the Mongolians.
>>28280878
i hear it's like going home
>>28281737
Use urine to make your wrists slick and slip out of the cuffs.
>>28281771
I actually really like this one.Now this comment too can be original
>>28281806
I imagine that her hands will not keep her stable, and that her body will just fall back and her legs will give out
>tie person down
>secure feet in place
>put flathead nails under their toenails
>balance a container on top of the nails
>water slowly drips in to the container, slowly driving the nails in under the toenails
>>28281163
the floor, dumbass
they both push up off of the floor
>>28280287
When is reddit going to leave
Unoriginal who would've guessed
>>28280878
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ee_1304856154
sadly can't find full version where she fnally stops moving
robot life is the cruelest torture
>>28281834
Mongolians werent big on torture though, they mostly just killed everything in sight
![0bVIYlf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JSHiu51.jpg "0bVIYlf[1].jpg")
>>28279913
Some guy made a suicide helmet like 40 years ago
It shoots 9 shotgun shots simultaneously
The man is stripped naked but has a belt on, the belt is attached to a winch, the winch is attached to one of two pulleys holding a line, which starts out with considerable slack. The thrust-powered winch gives the line more slack, but the other pulley is attached to a slow motor which winds up the line so thrusting is required to keep the line slack.
Bound so she is straddling the man is his mother, naked and noosed, her noose is attached to the line.
He has the choice to either thrust into his mother, eventually penetrating her after becoming erect due to fear and physical stimulation or to watch her die of strangulation.
>>28281979
That's true but box torture was really effective in Mongolia.
>>28281972
You could just move from side to side and create waves that spill out of the tub couldn't you?
![comics-earthexplodes-future-people-820059[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z7gzY2g.jpg "comics-earthexplodes-future-people-820059[1].png")
>>28280439
>ITT no new ideas
>>28282110
even my idea senpai?
>>28282074
>>28282099
Ask someone to tie you that way and try it yourself.
>>28281889
I cringed
This is not original
>>28281889
You do need to hammer the nails in a bit.
>>28279852
There was this fair trick where a man would claim he could make a rooster dance.
The trickwas he would heat the bottom of the cage so it burned and what you saw was the rooster switching from feet to feet in pain
>>28281466
hello darkness my fully delitized friend
>>28279852
This is old, you didn't think of it.
A cool addition to it would. Be a sprinkler. On the top, that lightly mist lemon juice every 6-8 hours.
You are horny all the time but your dick skin is like wet toilet paper so you can't touch it.
>>28282952
That would suck desu, see one attractive female and get a boner so hard you blow your dick off
Castration fetish anyone??
Can't be just me...
Just me?
Ahh well...
A machine that makes me.lose my virginity
>>28283029
I have a chastity fetish
>>28283684
That's how it began for me too.
>>28283698
What other changes can I expect?
>>28283750
More submissiveness prutty much
>>28283868
Oh OK thanks anon.
Best ways to fulfill my fetishes?
>>28283886
Can't go wrong with chastity and a bit of self bondage with elaborate setups.
Get devious and creative, but also be somewhat
careful
Have you ever came from prostate stimulation?? Try that, Anon ;)
>>28284062
Prostate simulation? So put stuff in my ass?
How exactly does it work?
>>28281106
>swallow your first lungful
EMT here
Water doesn't get into your lungs until well after you pass out due to your larynx spasming as a protective measure, so you essentially suffocate from not being able to breathe, has nothing to do with water in the lungs and so it doesn't hurt at all, imagine being gently choked to death
>>28284094
More 2 it than that, look it up.
You can thank me l8ter for the best multiple orgasms of your entire life ;)
>>28279875
Too cruel senpai. Thank god that's banned and the right to free yourself is constitutionally guaranteed.Oh fucking wait.
>>28284399
I'll thank you in advance
Thank you, a non :)
>>28281235
>>28281730
Best so far
Origionario commendablious
It's a torture chamber with just a computer in it. The only thing on the computer is /r9k/, except it's only the automated bot threads that get posted here daily, like BBC threads and trap threads and Cebruz.
A large hall in pitch black darkness, it stinks and is wet hungry pigs everywhere, there are holes in the floor that lead in to a deeper level filled with dogs, hyenas, crocodiles, hungry gay men and lions. Below are gay slippery negroes with giant dildos soaked in vaseline, elephants african ones, sloth bears and wolverines, below is a pit of shit. There is no way out
>>28279852
>>28280087
It would be better if after a while you opened the door and gave him hope, but sped up the conveyor belt just enough to where he couldn't get out. Or, alternatively, let him reach the door, but have an impossible-to-climb hot metal slide for him to attempt to scale. There are so many directions you could take this.
>get chain
>fix one end of chain around victims scrotum and balls
>fix other end to a pole or something in the room
>place dull knife within reach
Victim must choose to either starve or cut his on balls off
>>28283659
>>28283698
>>28283868
Why aren't female subs this hardcore? I'm so sick of it.
make a device that slowly pulls someone forskin, and if they try and escape it gets pulled and ripped off faster, but it will stretch until they have an elephant trunk for a penis or the foreskin rips off.
>>28284688
Mine already looks like an elephant trunk because of the amount of foreskin, when erect it nearly doubles in size and it's hard the get my bellend(it looks purple) out of the foreskin entirely.
>>28280878
I almost drowned in a river once; only reason I made it was because I happened to blindly grab onto a root and the current kind of slingshotted me around it and into a shallower part of the water. It flippin sucks. It's not like its just instant, so you have time to panic. But it's also not long enough to fully come to terms with it or to think of how to escape. It hurts in the lungs, but it's way more difficult mentally.
>>28284646
Don't lose hope, I'm sure they exist!
>>28284742
I heard the moment you are near death there is calmness and acceptance of death and nothing seems to matter anymore. I think that may also be so of many deaths. I have experienced such moment when I OD'd once
A device, no bigger than a breadbox, that gives you only a small amount of joy periodically if used for hours. It also allows you to communicate your suffering to strangers attached to the same device.
They are free to leave the device whenever they want, but their hunger for that one dopamine kick and their unquenched thirst for companionship will bring them back again and again.
Over time they lose all drive, all purpose, their bodies mutate into grotesque abominations and they lose their grip on reality.
Eventually their angst begins to bubble over in thoughts of replicating the magnitude of their suffering onto others, through an array of fantastical methods and devices of their own.
You have completely dehumanized thousands if not millions of men peppered into a society they do not fit in.
Then you switch the device off and watch the carnage that erupts.
Only a sick and twisted shadowy organization with a history of wrecking nations could come up with and maintain such a device.
>>28284855
i feel that way when i smell doo doo
>>28280390
Learn how to write properly, then see about learning how to greentext, fag.
>>28284632
>not using dull knife to file through chain
>>28284965
Who cares how he writes. He caused me to kek.
>>28280287
Piranhas actually are not that vicious. Some BRs starved a load of them so they'd devour bits of diced beef to impress Roosevelt when he visited.
Even if the ones in your tank are starved, they'd be unwilling to take on a live human.
>>28284984
Ok, let's say the dull knife is given to him when he's already been there a few days and wouldn't have enough energy to file through in time
>>28285079
You should probably go ahead and file through your dick and balls right now. Regardless of what they're chained to. But because of what they're attached to.
Some sort of image-based board where people come to be red-pilled on women, niggers and social justice, day after day, absolutely destroying any hopes they had of a fulfilled, happy existence.
>>28279913
i really appreciate this post
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