What does it feel like to sleep beside someone, bros?
>>28279498
Hell
Human is not made to sleep with someone. After a good fuck it's nice but then the farting begins, the blanket pulling, you know...
It is way too hot and uncomfortable. Sleeping by yourself is the way to go.
Undercovers smells like hot ass and musty pussy, and morning breath that could kill you.
Uncomfortable, stupidly hot in the summer, and if they roll over you can forget any chance of sleeping.
>>28279498
every night i go to bed thinking it must be the best thing in the world :(
It really depends.
If the situation is right it's incredibly nice.
But if it's too small and the room is hot it's torture, but girls don't seem to mind the intense heat I think, seeing as their bodies are generally much colder.
>>28279498
It's nice for the first half an hour, then it just gets irritating as all holy hell.
>>28279562
Are grills reptilians?
not bad if she touch your duck
>>28279498
Hell. Either one or both of you will snore and keep the other awake who then nudge you and steal the blanket.
It's awkward farting or having night terrors in peace as this will turn someone off you. Plus if you roll around they slso get the shits.
Me and my ex used to fuck in one bed then who ever fell asleep last after snuggling would move to the other bed.
It feels amazing and comfy. I miss it
>>28279602
yes, I honestly believe that's the case, they just steal everything, money, resources, heat
>>28279675
fuck off normalfag!
>>28279687
Me =/= normalfag
>>28279703
I agree, no way in hell are you a normalfag if you legitimately enjoy sleeping with somebody.
>all these people mentioning farting
What are you eating? Under my covers always just smells like washed sheets. Are girls just nasty and fart a lot?
>>28279562
Why did in the movie oldboy, oh-desu says something about women can't make sushi because they're hands are too warm? How can they be hotter and colder, the fuck? EXPLAIN.
>>28279754
>another underage virgin that thinks girls are angels that poo pink eggs wrapped in christmas present paper.
>itt: virgin faggots claim it's uncomfortable
Humans naturally want to be constricted. It's a modern, Western meme that people want freedom of movement. Fun Fact: Babies actually hate that shit, It's why they cry when they have no obvious problems, they want to be wrapped up.
>>28279754
Fun fact: their farts get 10x worse when they are on their period
>>28279830
>Fun fact:
You stole that from my post!
>>28279498
Sometimes mypuppersleeps next to me and it's so comfy but she'll pull the sheets off and hog the bed a bit
>>28279780
Not sure, but women typically have cold limbs in my experience.
>>28279808
>It's a modern, Western meme that people want freedom of movement
I would really like to hear your basis for this.
>>28279675
>>28279703
Damn it cebruz.
>>28279857
Read a 5-page anthropology essay on the natural history of human bedding habits
>>28279900
Am I just googling this or are you referencing one in particular?
>>28279943
Oh, you really want to know? Uhh, I guess the tldr; is that the West is all about "muh freedom and independence" and that thinking spillsbover into ALL aspects of our life, even child care. Essentially babies cry a lot simply because they don't like being in open cribs with nothing around them. Look at babies in Asia and Native American cultures, they were historically almost always wrapped in tight baskets, and the children were historically far more calm compared to modern Western children. You shouldn't feel uncomfortable with people near you, that's how we slept for millions of years, huddled up and cozy. Modern culture essentially cucked us out of feeling comfortable ever.
>>28279498
ever wish you could reach out at any moment and touch a woman who loves you?
Ever wish someone was so close to you they trusted you when they were most vulnerable?
Ever wish you so close to someone you trusted them when you were most vulnerable?
Well, it is all three, combined.
>>28280073
I really don't know what to say to this, except using the term "cuck" at every possible opportunity is very obnoxious and I would still like an actual source. Yes, babies are uncomfortable being alone, that is because they are babies. I also like how you called out most of the people in this thread as being virgins for finding it uncomfortable. I'm no stud by any means, but I have slept with different women multiple times. I get better sleep on my own, I'm frequently stirred by movements either from her or some noise she is making.
>>28280174
Just read am anthropology essay on bedding habits, faggot ass cuck.
>>28280212
Will do, my good man.
>>28279498
Dont listen to these autismos. It has its ups and downs but overall its really pleasant. I like it when a girl sleeps next to me and we are both naked and she puts her thigh on top of my legs so I can feel her cunt while we sleep.
Then in the morning you can drink coffee together in bed and have coffee breath kisses
>>28280256
Oh just to add something that I agree is unpleasant - I usually dont mind dating girls that smoke cigarettes but this sometimes leads to them fucking SNORING and its a real turn off. Honestly id tolerate a lot of shit but if a girl snores while we sleep together im gonna throw her out the window
>>28280256
You clearly never lived with a woman for more than 1 month.
cant find a comfortable position for my arm. shit sucks.
>>28280283
Thats not what this thread is about tho
>>28280308
I'm sorry but it is. If you live with a woman, you have a high chance to sleep with her every night and that's what OP is seeking knowledge about.
>>28280297
Oh dear...
>when they roll over onto your arm in the middle of the night
>tfw you wake up with a sore-arm with poor circulation
>tfw pricklies
In my experience, its comfty as fuuck. Like an 8 hour hug. You just have to be brave and say when an arm or leg is uncomfty, or just move it. Arm under pillow (aka your own head) works well for spooning. Skin contact feels amazing, especially if you're not sweaty. Soft and smooth like someones petting your whole body. My bf does hog the blanket a bit but I have a smaller one I use too. Sleeping alone I usually hug a pillow.
You can ask more detailed things if you want.
Pic related, he hurt his foot and is napping.
>>28280397
Your boyfriend is an ugly, fat fuckface.
>>28279498
It feels great, I usually sleep better, even if I'm at a friend's house and we sleep in the same room
