What's your excuse for not having a gf?
I lay in bed and watch youtube and netflix on my ps4 all day. No time for the ladies, at the moment.
too normal to get pity fucked or bed a hideous beast, too weird to be chad or bed stacies.
>>28279140
I think i'm too nice
wealthy neet robot
I can live comfortably without other people but it hurts a lot
I'm self-aware enough to not date a munter but not good looking enough to get a normal girl.
It wouldn't work out. I'd waste money either with her or on her, and then whatever intimacy was had would just make me more lonely when it ended.
>>28279191
But you're obviously not.
Don't have any female friends, real life or online.
-Don't have much experience
-Still shy around them
-Not sure on what exactly to talk about
-22 year old KHV
I'm not deformed on anything, I'd say 5-6/10 at best, i also workout and have many hobbies and interests.
Cant even find myself a girl on r9k.
I would rather be alone than be with the only kind of women I can attract - trash tier women like hippos and single moms
>Nice guy (not in a fedora way)
>Pretty intelligent
>Great sense of humor
>5'6 tall
>Can hold a conversation
>Not a total sperg
Pick the odd one out
Moot is a complete fucking faggot
Czech em
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>>28279439
You probably are boring or annoying.
>>28279466
I'm really not. I have women friends who think I'm hilarious and a great guy, I am just friend zoned by them, almost as if something was missing.
Hint:That something is about 7 inches
>>28279495
You most likely don't exude confidence. You lack masculinity. That's what attracts girls.
>>28279506
Yeah maybe you're right
Thanks anon
>>28279495
>doesn't have a penis
what
>>28279511
And now that you have recognized it, do something about it. It's not something you can change instantly. Start realizing you're a great guy. Learn to love yourself. Once you convince yourself you are a great catch, you will also get an aura that attracts girls.
>>28279439
>>28279495
It's because you're a short guy. No girl wants a short guy no matter how good their other features are.
>>28279506
>>28279564
Don't feed him delusional PUA bullshit. At 5'6", 90% of girls are going to reject him because of his height alone. He needs to look into getting shoe lifts or even leg lengthening surgery. He is way too short to be considered a dating option.
>>28279579
T-t-thanks anon
>>28279140
I like women. I just don't trust them with anything.
>>28279599
not that guy but he is pretty right, this is coming from a fellow short guy. They look at us like the plague.
Just remember, those dream guy threads, qt threads etc.. how many woman who are our height want a guy at least 5ft9-10 and higher.
>>28279579
I'm 5'6" and have no trouble getting pussy. Stop poisoning his mind with bitter robot lies.
>>28279631
And i'm 6ft4 and have a billion in my bank account
see how that works?
I'm another short guy, people like you always pop up in these threads when someone talks bad about short people. You're pathetic dude.
>>28279636
Who's pathetic here? The short guy who is successful or the short guy who is a total failure in life and blames it all on his height?
>>28279676
the guy lying about being successful.
>>28279140
I'm a bitter average dicked acne faced poor 26y-old neet autist with no experience whatsoever in dating or the opposite sex who's favorite past times are anime and my little pony and I have not attempted to make any friends or socialize with people since I was 18
>>28279689
>le short guy who claims to be successful must be lying meme
Not everyone chooses to be a loser like you.
>>28279612
My last gf was 4 inches taller than me. You just need to not be a whiny faggot.
>>28279140
No girls on /r9k/ want to date me.
>>28279140
I don't have downs :(
>>28279140
If I'm going to be completely honest, I never leave my house ever and I never tried to pursue women. I like to procrastinate and complain about women but I've never tried picking one up.
In fact, I've had women go out of their way to speak to me and befriend me and I just blew them off. I'm more interested in 4chan, masturbation, anime, and video games than being around women. Says more about how shit women are today than about me.
Seeing all the tinder shit and all the statistics of how women are all sluts and fucking everyone really turns me off from even trying too.
- Sexually unattractive
- Don't interact much with women
>>28279599
Don't listen to that faggot. He just wants to drag you down to his level. Don't let him. Don't become a loser.
>>28279751
Are you a neo nazi or an angry man child who forces girls to play games they haven't played before in their life just so you can laugh at them? Cause every r9k dude I've met pretty much is only that.
>>28279901
I'm neither of those things. Funny you should post that image though, I'm listening to atarashii hi no tanjou right now.
>>28279921
>atarashii hi no tanjou
that's weird as fuck.
I dunno man. Hit up my throw away if you're ever interested in talking. [email protected]
>>28279970
Sure, why not.
bloxx
>>28279140
I stopped trying and I don't really feel that drive to try anymore.
It might come back someday. I don't know. Whatever happens, happens I guess.