>It's already May 2nd
>>28277583
Are you going to make this thread every day famalam?
it onIy gets worse
>>28277602
I'm not who you think I am
>>28277614
You're not who you think you are
a few days away from mother's day.
>>28277583
It may be... but we both know the day ends when we sleep, so we're still in May first mode.
Then again I took a nap and woke up at exactly midnight, so well, fuck, maybe I should stop my bullshit excuses and do my shit.
>>28277614
>>28277627
I'm not who I think I am
What i have achieved this year so far
>
it's all so bitter sweet. life is so fragil
we all have to let go, and fade back into nothingness
>>28277610
tfw way out
>May literally just started
>It's already 4% complete
>>28277583
>in one month's time we'll be half way through the year
>>28277583
My ebt card doesn't get reloaded until may 7th. I just buy a bunch of steaks and Bob evans instant potatoes with it. At least I'm not a vegan.
>2016
>still automatically think >2012 when I type current year
>>28277722
9th for me
junk food and anime here i cum
>we're effectively halfway through this year
>>28277813
I like to buy chip dip and red doritos with it also. I use french onion chip dip with doritos
>>28277730
>constanza.jpeg is 5 years old
>>28277722
How do I get on ebt? Wagecuck here
>>28277583
As you get older. TIME GETS FASTER.
>>28277932
I've been told you need a job and to be going to college. I wish I could get it but
I can't
>>28277642
If you are who you say you are
>>28277877
I thought you were lying.
You're not.
>>28277730
>2011+5
>Putting your ketchup in the fridge
I shiggy diggy
I would actually buy a 4chan pass if /sp/ could go back to the way it was in 2011. Most fun I've ever had on the Internet.
It's my birthday today. 27 years old. No one has wished me happy birthday yet. Not even a text from my mother.
>>28278809
And you won't get one from here.
Just kidding anon, you may not have the happiest of birthdays, but I wish you some happiness and well-being to youu on this day.
>>28278846
Thanks anon. It's tragic that an anonymous stranger on an indonesian coffee grinding forum was the first to wish me a happy birthday but thank you all the same.
>>28277877
>4 months
>halfway
We're 1/3 of the way through.
>tfw fell for the b8
>>28278809
I love you, have a happy birthday anon. You'll be in my thoughts tonight
>>28278809
Happy Birthday anon, have a good time
>>28277583
If you want time to go more slowly, you have to do novel things. The reason your childhood feels so long is that everything is new and your brain slows down to process/interpret/analyze/record it.
Your NEEThood is actually hastening your demise, subjectively.
>>28279373
not the person you replied to but to me the halfway point is effectively somewhere in the spring because the first half of the year is often more eventful and memorable at least for me than the second half
>>28278809
happy birthday anon
may it be original
>the supreme gentleman would have his 25th birthday this year if he was still alive
>>28278809
27? I turn 34 on wednesday, I am literally in tears over it. I've been a neet my entire adult life. Looking down the barrel of 40 now, I never thought I would ever turn 30 but now it is a sweet memory.
There is nothing more pitiful than being a neet and 40.
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.30_[2016.04.01_18.54.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8t5nZ9W.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.30_[2016.04.01_18.54.38].jpg")
It feels like it was January just a week ago.
This is horrible. Life really is too short.
>>28280448
Bro you just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps and be yourself and you'll get that sweet job and girlfriend you wanted.Seriously though, what the fuck happened in your life?
