Today I went into a newsagency and bought a porn magazine just because I wanted someone to recognize that I have sexual urges. The old Chinese lady at the counter knowing that it is a magazine for masturbating was enough. I just don't want to be invisible. Didn't even look at it when I got home.
>>28277173
mmmk, let's talk about what led up to this personal dilemma of yours?
Wow. I also feel like nobody recognizes me as a sexual being at all even in the pathetic way when you see a big ugly dude and you know he wants to fuck. I'm seen as some weird ineffectual child. I kind of want to do this now.
>porn magazines
>2016
>>28277324
You didn't even read the OP, did you?
lol they still sell those? kek. I buy condoms from the news agent so i can jerk off in public without staining my pants. The cashier always makes a strange face when I show them to her, dumb bitch.
>>28278231
>Not watching porn on your phone at Walmart with the sound full blast
its like OP doesnt even want attention
I've had this urge but never quite understood it or been able to put it to words. I get it OP.
I guess it's what compels me to put up posters of hot girls or use them as wallpapers. I have stopped doing that though because I recognized it as fedora behavior.
They don't sell porn mags where I live. Pretty sure it's illegal, like gambling.
>>28277173
>Chinese lady
you should have pulled out your BWC and started stroking it, she probably would have begged for your load in her mouth
>>28277173
o i am laffin OP, thx m8 you really cheered me up
>>28277173
i thought playboy or whatever didn't even do nudity anymore
>>28278526
>Implying that dozens of other (better) porn mags don't exist
>>28278526
>not reading playboy for the articles
wew lad
