>>28277157
.. my shits are 90% yellow liquid

and i have 4 of these movements per day

i dont know what to do

>>28277170
More fiber is needed in your diet, my good man.

>>28277157
Happened to me once after holding in a fart for a few hours on a road trip. Was pissing at the gas station, let it go and was betrayed. i just trashed the undies and soldiered on

>>28277157

I did this the other night,

>had the shits earlier,
>going to bed
>laying face down in bed
>fart
>suddenly feel wet
>instinctely leap out of bed, ass first, run to the bathroom.
>luckily it's basically just water but still...
>fucking amazed at how I didn't get any on the bed.

Skills bro.

>>28277305
This happens to me every time my boyfriend fucks me in my ass; you know, because you have to basically force yourself to poop afterwords--so the cum doesnt dry and stick your asshole together.

That hurts a fuck-ton to forget to clean yourself out; and take a poop in the morning. Like ripping glue off of a new born baby =[

Anyway, it was nice talking to you all.

>>28277351
G T F O
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>Confirmed faggot or trap...
This almost as bad as the x3 rawrrr imma dinosaur who cuts myself teehee MySpace pasta

>>28277389
>this new
>doesnt recognize old fag pasta
I bet you dont even Lowtax

>>28277157

>me
>wakes up from nap
>squeeze out a fart
>really watery sounding
>standup
>uhoh.gif
>look down and see liquid shit on animal carpet on couch
>use scissors to cut out fur that has shit on it
>kek

>>28277170
how much oily food do you eat my man?

I remember the L.A. Beast did a video where he drank ~4 litres of olive oil and reported similar problems for a couple days afterwards

>>28277157

A few times I've done this, but instead of liquid shit it's like a thin, clear slime with chunks of shit in it. What is this

>>28279067
That's mucous, helps the poop slide along

either you'd recently taken an enema or some other thing was causing you to produce a lot more than normal.

This kind of thing is also known as a butt-sneeze.

>>28277157
Once farted so loud that my neighbor told me about it a few days later.

>>28277157
LIQUUUIIID

SNAAAAKE