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my parents think I'll get married

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>my parents think I'll get a job

my "friends" think they can trust me and do not know after 5 years, they all will be in my dungeon.

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>my mom says (joking) she will be scaring the girls i brought home with a shotgun.
HA!

Thinking ill ever be satisfied with life

HAHAHAHA

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>people tell me that it will be fine
>people still tell me to be myself

I just can't anymore...

>Cheated with a Chad's wife and they're raising my kid

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>>28277178

>my mom tells me that cute girls are flirting with me
>really they are just forced to be nice to me because they're retail workers / waitresses
>no one has ever found me attractive
>I'm going to die alone

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>people think my life will ever amount to anything
>people think I might marry a girl someday

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>mom thinks I'm going to college despite the fact that I've likely amassed 700 missing assignments throughout my high school career
>she thinks I'm not killing myself after high school even though I told her straight up that I have no choice since she won't allow me to be a NEET

I've been leading my parents on into thinking I will "make it" one day, when in reality I have no intention of changing or moving out of their house (I'm 25).

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>>28277093
>"it happens to everyone at some point so it'll happen to you too"

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>my family thinks I'm going to get married, have a family and live to be old

>It gets better
>People don't judge
>Nobody is worthless

I laugh in their faces and cry behind their backs

>>28277219
>tfw your mother no longer does this

Is this the point of no return?

>Mom forgets where she puts everything

lol you have dementia bitch.

> "No, I'm sure you'll have a girlfriend by your graduation, Anon!"

> that was 2 years ago

> didn't even attend

lol dumb bitch

>>28277219
>>28278992
wtf my mom never did this

>>28277093
>my parents think they're getting grandchildren from me

If they really think so, that you are a fucking normie. Parents have given up on real robots long time ago.