How many people like pic related do you know IRL?
There's this one turboautist in one of my classes who is an obvious virgin and always rambling on about his shitty AK-47 and spouting /pol/ memes
no, i dont.
nice projecting tho, cunt
>>28276985
Spotted the virgin
Unoriginal comment! No way!
A couple. I knew a guy back in highschool who would rant about neigong and how it is a science and he would survive death because he bio-electric would continue when his body died. He also talked about building floating cities and shit. People like this are not that uncommon because 99% they become delusional probs so they don't kill themselves.
>>28277218
>Spotted the virginoregano
>>28276956
I remember this one kid back in high school would ramble on about DMC and how there were 13 of them in Japan but only 4 here (this was before the shitty reboot)
He also asked me plenty of times, "hey anon do you think if a demon came in here I could take him out"
>weeb girl in highschool
>sat alone most of the time, real quiet and awkward
>saw the principle ask how she was doing once and she just blankly stared at him
>felt bad and sat next to her at lunch once
>wouldn't stop talking about katanas, Inuyasha, and weeb fujoshit things
>stupid friend of mine
>played a lot of mmorpgs
>into midieval games and weapons
>doesn't actually know anything about them but acted like an expert
>bought cheap flea market swords and tried to act badass with them
>highschool edgemaster
>collected all kinds of knives and axes and shit like that
>acted like he could beat up anyone in the room at any time
>wore all black and those pants covered in zippers and straps
>huge anger problems and threatened to commit suicide over some stupid shit
>praised Norse gods
>"I just imagined slicing that muscle in your neck when you turned your head."
>another weird guy in highschool
>ugly, bad skin, weird black as fuck eyes, redneck type
>heard I like guns and shooting
>often asked how long I thought we could "take over the school"
>creepy as fuck
I probably should have reported that guy.
I knew a guy like that in high school
>overweight, neck beard, unwashed ponytail
>played bass (lol not really)
>lived with this mom in a shitty trailer until he moved out with a few friends of mine (who were poor but studying in college)
>dropped out of high school
>had multiple katanas
>MASSIVE furry
>would leave his furry porn for his female roommates to find
>would make inappropriate comments towards friends' cats
>worked at a jack in the box across the street from a restaurant I waited table at
>would come in almost every day and bitch about his problems (why he doesn't have a gf, why girls only like assholes, etc)
>he genuinely doesn't understand why he doesn't have a 9/10 perky DD cup 105lb gf
>"but my personality is great, I'd treat the, so we'll"
>mfw
>yeah because every girl wants a guy that's addicted to furry porn and holds her to super high standards while being a waste of human consciousness
Eventually I blew up at him when he stared to accuse me of friendzoning him. I literally was only nice to him because he came into my workplace and I'm literally being paid to not tell him to fuck off.
>>28276956
Yeah, me, 10 years ago. I still think about that edge lord stuff but keep that shit to myself. I don't deny myself to pretend I'm bad ass and i don't give others the pleasure to bully me. I come off as a normie but the inner teenage angst rules my mind.
>>28276956
>ak-47
Those are illegal, report him to jagex.
>>28278059
>Those are illegal,
Depends where you live, if I had the money I could easily obtain one where I live.
>>28277870
>Made inappropriate comments towards friends cats
I'm fucking dying
>>28278598
Dude you don't even know. When one of the cats went into heat because she wasn't fixed yet, he would say things like "looks like she needs a good fuck, don't you think?" And the like.
>>28277685
Was the weeb girl cute at least?
>>28277870
>would make inappropriate comments towards friends' cats
Like what?
>>28278639
Nope. Extremely pale, dark around the eyes, scraggly hair, general unpleasantness. In the highschool hierarchy, she was almost near the very bottom. I was at least a few steps above that.
>>28278615
Holy shit, that's the most autistic thing I've ever heard.
>>28278664
See >>28278615
He would also just stare at the cat in heat when she was "presenting". He would say things like "too bad human girls aren't this eager haha"
>>28276956
my cousin used to be fedora tippin gentleman but stopped when he got filmed and watched one time at a family gathering and spouted his non sense.
>>28278815
Oh lord.
Thats the most autistic person ever.
Did he kill himself yet?Or had a gf
>>28278711
>Extremely pale, dark around the eyes, scraggly hair, general unpleasantness
sounds cute to me
>>28276956
Myself.
I know a lot lot about club music, to the point I can barely talk about anything that isn't tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwK2fHfy-1Y
>>28278711
That sounds like my type, was she a fatty?
>>28276956
>knew a guy who brought his psp to school everyday
>waiting in line for lunch one day I see him with his psp
>peek at screen out of curiosity
>its poorly drawn porn of marge simpson and lois griffin
>later that year gets suspended for masturbating in the gym and cumming on a students leg
I wonder where you are now Pete the PSP pervert?
>>28277685
>I probably should have reported that guy.
Sums up just about every story on 4chan.
>>28276956
He's right though.
Wanking robot
>>28279167
You sound like s cool guy. What started your infatuation with club music friend?
>>28277372
>He also asked me plenty of times, "hey anon do you think if a demon came in here I could take him out"
And could he????
>>28278904
Post vid?
Tbo
>>28279210
obviously a nice boy
>>28277870
being a girl, having a job, having friends
