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Here it is, folks. The most accurate normie bingo. If you get
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Here it is, folks. The most accurate normie bingo. If you get a a horizontal, vertical or diagonal line, you are a normie confirmed.
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>>28276091
> most accurate
> 'lost verginity' doesn't make you insta-normie
yeah, no
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I can call you a good kisser if you want anon.
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>>28276091
>watch anime
>have a degenerate fetish
neither of these things are normalfag material.
poor b8
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>>28276091
Does it count if I was forced into a sports team when I was young? We pretty much all were.

Anyway, apart from watch anime and use social media (if you count 4chan) that is all I can put down as true.
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>>28276091
this chart is fucking retarded the lines that dont pass through the middle are meaningless cause the diagonal lines you made
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>>28276161
oops I meant to put the opposite of those. it should be
>never watched an anime to completion
>don't have a degenerate fetish
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wew in the clear again
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>>28276091
updated bingo

>>28276161 found a few mistakes
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>>28276181
If you're on a diagonal, you are a normalfag, as intended. The only exception is if you've never had a friend but lost your virginity or are a girl and have never had a friend, both of which are very rare.
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How the fuck is having a degenerate fetish normie?
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>>28276091
Normie reporting in.

Also your bingo sucks nerd.
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>>28276399
I did this one
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>>28276992
>virgins on suicide watch again
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>>28276142
> 'lost virginity' doesn't make you insta-normie
yeah, yes
OP was not a faggot this time

>>28276399
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I don't see how
>degenerate fetishes
>anime
>and drugs
are considered normalfag stuff but ok.
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>>28276091
I like to think of myself as a failed normie.

Well, not 'like', but yeah.
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>>28276440
...But the chart basically says there's only two ways to be a normalfag if you're still a virgin. One requires making more than 100k (basically impossible), and the other having been in a 1 year relationship. (So likely not being a virgin).

Or is that the whole point, that if you're a virgin you're also a robot?
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how'd i do, I'm probably a failed normie too
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>>28276091
What do you guys use to modify and reupload this image?

Not a newfag, but fuck you anyway fuck you
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>>28276992
Get off my board

original comment..
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>>28276091
mehblox
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>>28276440
it makes it so shit on the bottom row, like "had a girl say she loves you" and "been to a house party" irrelevant because you can't get the bottom row without losing your virginity and being born female and if you have those you have the diagonal anyways.

A bunch of squares are just meaningless, this chart is shit
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>>28279447
If it's your board, just ban him. Easy.
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it says i won but i feel like i didnt
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I've gained 3 in the past year. I'm on the road to Chad.
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>>28279486
But they are still relevant if you've never had a friend. They do end up having very little worth overall, though, so I agree with you. Also not the one you replied to.
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Somebody beat my high score.

please.
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Is a foot fetish considered degenerate?
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>>28276399
1ST CAPTCHA WAS TRAINS, AND 2ND WAS WATERFALLS
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I'm so sexually frustrated fuck. I'm not even an uggo, I just have no self confidence.
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Hooray, internet validation
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I feel like the sports and party ones shouldn't really count if you were pressured/forced into them
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This isn't that fair but
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>>28280693
nah it's accurate.
now fuck off roastie
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I'm not a normi I swear
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>>28280693
REEEEEEE get out of my board normie
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>>28276091
Retarded bingo card. arbitrary rules.
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>>28276091
is there an age cut off for this? for example i played in a team sport when i was 10 and had friends while i was in primary school
it wasn't until teenage years (13) that i become a complete 100% social recluse/outcast
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>>28280952

>normalfags unironically post on this board


Don't you have some actual people to talk to or something?
Do you have to insist on shitting up literally everything? Nobody wants you here or your shit opinions


Fuck off to appropriate boards or just leave this site completely

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
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>>28281014
The owner of this board has spoken. Better do as he says or everyone will get banned.
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Feels normie man

But I-I'm w-wierd and an o-outcast just l-like you robots I s-swear!
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>>28276091
This is shit. They only way to be a male normie is to satisfy the middle row. I'm as normie as they come but I haven't had a 1yr relationship.
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>>28279551
like yeah if you're a non virgin girl who has never had a friend they're relevant...

im being super autistic about this anons random chart doe wow
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Can you be a nonvirgin and still be a robot? I know damn well it doesn't fix all the problems, especially if the relationship is colder than most Chad/Stacy couples.
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Fuck it, i have a house in the first place but that is almost certainly a complete fabrication you made up. Someone killing themselves because information like this is going to "heaven" anyway, and they wouldn't be payed for in standard welfare style.
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>>28281157
>Can you be a nonvirgin and still be a robot?
no
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>>28281182
How about a sexbot?
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you can still be a robot if you aren't a virgin
ever heard of prostitutes?
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Oh well here we go
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KILL ME

original post familia
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>>28276399
I honestly haven't had a real friend since elementary school. GF does not count as a true friend, they dislike almost everything you are interested in and life continues to suck.

I honestly would give away sex just to have a true friend to hang out and enjoy life with.
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