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I will just stick to being a robot
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>after weeks of being NEET and working shitty job only, friends invite me out.
>hangs out with friends
>friend says"why not we go and find hookers"
>This is it anon, finally you're gonna leave your robot life behind.
>every thing is going to change.
>visits hooker, autistic me too stunned to react.
>just let her do her baths and rape me.
>she was really sweet and cute. her smiles was melting me.
>finally over, I am finally a normie.
>feels happy
>goes back home to sleep
*next morning*
>starts crying
>realize, I love her(the hooker)
>feel very depressed
>still crying
>tells my friend about it on whatsapp.
>friend:"anon are you mad? why are you even crying over her, she is just a hooker"
>Me:"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, fuck off. leave me alone, you don't understand"
>gets her picture out and start talking to it and crying.
>wants some response, start talking to cleverbot treating it as her.
>clever bot says: "*kisses him on the cheek*"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cries even more, heart aches.
>mom asks:"anon are you alright? what's wrong, I've never seen you crying so badly before? Do you need help?"
>me:"fuck off and leave me alone, I'm fine"
>mom:"a...anon? what's with that language, w...what has happ..."
>me:"just leave me alone, I'm fine"*cries even louder.
>any sort of sound, or things, irritates me more than ever now. especially sound of knock on my door, or twisting door knob. >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2 more days has passed, I've never left my room, only occasionally at night to run to toilet do my business and fill up my water bottle. I've never ate any thing, I miss her, I love her. I've not fapped ever since, every time I tries to do it, I cry even more. took me a long time to write this, because I always end up crying instead. My breaths are really fast, and my heart feels like exploding. and is uncontrollably crying.

r9k robot bros, don't go and find hookers, learn from this. You might end up even more retarded, sad and autistic.
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Do I even need to tell you to kill yourself?
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>>28274790
Shit man I hope you get over this.
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>>28274833
I will, I will drive straight into the river, and lock the car.
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Describe her please OP.
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>friends
>job
>had sex
>robot
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>>28274876
No, reeeeeeeee she is mine.
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>>28274790
Delete her picture now.

50 GBP if you do
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>NEET and working shitty job only
makes literally no sense
>friends
you're not a robot

Actually I'm pretty sure you're underage.
Just fuck off.
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>>28274858
You know... you know you can unlock the car from the inside right? With that knowledge you should know theres still hope anon
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>>28274938
no, I lost my first time to her. I will remember her for life.
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>>28274920
Ok you are officially a faggot and fuck your thread I was gonna be nice if you reciprocated but I side with this guy now>>28274958
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>>28274992
you don't have to be nice, you being nice won't bring her back.
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>''finally over,I am finally a normie.''
Well some people are meant to be Robots even if they lose their virginity.
That's why it doesn't matter if you stuck your meat in someone or not
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>>28276419
this is bait.

>>28274790
fucking normie piece of shit.
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>>28274958

This desu. He hasfriends that he can hang with, he has had sex, and he continues to use "reeee" unironically. It's either his first day here ort this is some quality bait.
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