How do I become a happy NEET?
>>28274786
Stop being sad
>>28274786
stop having shit taste in waifus
>>28274975
That's not my waifu.This is my waifu.
>>28274786
>happy
>neet
pick one
>>28275002
Ok, better taste then.
Kinda depressing though that they didn't even manage to get a full 12 episodes.
>>28275056
This is the sad truth. Being NEET is nowhere near as nice as a lot of people on /r9k/ make it sound.
You have to make good choices. Eat right, exercise, meditate, read, etc. You have to do as much as you can with what you have. 4chan and porn just isn't enough, problem is, being a NEET makes it all too easy to fall into those pitfalls.
>>28275089
Many normalfags are NEETs and they seem happy enough.
>>28274975
Hey hey heyy u don't disrispect the waifu nigger EVER! As none would urs no matter how great it shitty k bye
I find the key to being a happy NEET is to smoke a lot of weed. I get $700 monthly in NEETbux and spend half on weed and half on food and drink. Today was a full day. I slept in the morning. Ate brunch. Went to the grocery store with my mom. Hung out with a friend. Discussed life. Ate dinner. Watched Game of Thrones. And am now relaxing with a whiskey sour and a bowl of dank marijuana as I browse the chans. Probably going to go to bed soon. Life is good :^)
>>28275351
How do get on the bux?
>>28275351
You're not ashamed to be living with your mom?
>>28275063
candle that burns twice as fast etc
>>28274786
Devote yourself to something. This is what normies do, with their job. They spend their time on their job, alternative type people spend their life on something else. The arts, study, protesting or raising money for things you believe in, etc. Having no aim is a death sentence.
Find something. Stick with it. Put all of that time you have into it. Then you will be happy. Oh, it'll be hard. It'll be %90 frustration and failure. But that %10 of success is so sweet it makes it all worth it.
>>28275427
Disability. Get a doctor to say you have a mental illness and send in the forms.
>>28275543
I wish I had a girlfriend and that would probably be easier to achieve if I didn't live with my mom but I don't have enough money to live on my own so c'est la vie -- it's not like I would be getting laid much if I lived on my own anyway, I'm a total tard.
>>28275700
Should I buy Rocksmith?
I've been trying to learn guitar but it's not very enjoyable.
>>28274975
Yozorafag detected. You're waifu a shit. A SHIT!
A NEET is not something you become by aspiring to it, it's something you become when you fail to be everything else.
realize that the universe is so far and vast that you sitting around all day doesn't even matter in comparison
>>28275930
i cant suggest that
i dont play guitar but have heard good things about this http://www.justinguitar.com/
>>28274786
Just make friends and play vidya together
Spend neetbux on drugs
>>28274786
you can become a neet quite easily, the hard part is being happy.
>>28274786
For starters, quit coming here.
>>28274975
>waifus
>with an s
Kill yourself.
