Ask a high and sad femanon anything.
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titsorgtfoblox
>>28274701
Let me take care of you.
I can't love you but I want to make you feel wanted.
>>28274701
is it true you can smoke out of your cooter?
i'm just about done.
get the rope ready
>>28274701
Shawtie what you smoking on
>>28274701
Are you looking for orbiters? Then you've come to the right place.
What are you high on?
>>28274716
Thread/ unless tits
>>28274701
how much did you pay for your drugs
>>28274701
Would sucking on my dick make you feel better? Would making me feel better make you feel better?
>>28274716
no thank you
>>28274732
I don't want to feel wanted
>>28274742
I don't believe so
>>28274751
Please don't
>>28274754
marijuana
>>28274760
No. see above
>>28274701
why are you sad?
original question block
>>28274785
why do you think more girls don't smoke weed?
>>28274701
What method did you use to get high ? How high are you (1-10) ?
Is it dank bud ? Post a picture pls.
>>28274774
I didn't, my friends invited me to smoke
>>28274775
Don't be gross please
>>28274792
partially because now I feel like I can see life for what it is and i know I can't make it for another year. it's not a sharp sadness it's more like melancholy. i'm also sad because i can't even be happy when i'm high
What is the deepest desire of your heart?
how do i even get girl friends
im so lonely and i crave female friendship so much but im awkward and other girls hate me help
>>28274808
maybe they do, but they're not as open about it? everyone who meets me is convinced I don't even ever drink alcohol
>>28274816
Smoked a joint with my friends. Not very high maybe a 4, but that's all relative
>picture
I don't have it any more
How much attention were you expecting by clearing up our burning gender questions in the first post?
>>28274841
You think THATS gross? Fuck you
Or fuck me, I'm open to either sweetheart
>>28274841
What do you mean by "cant make it for another year"
Youre talking about moving out? School? Work?
>>28274846
I don't have one which is pretty upsetting? I haven't ever really had one. so idk I am unhappy but i don't know what would make me feel better
>>28274862
why do you crave female friendship? people are awful
>>28274872
I don't expect attention, I haven't posted my picture here (and I won't)
>>28274885
I mean I will probably kill myself. nothing in my life is going wrong
>>28274841
>partially because now I feel like I can see life for what it is
What do you see life as being?
>i'm also sad because i can't even be happy when i'm high
something bothering you so bad you can't enjoy your high? sometimes you can block it out with some nice jams and something to distract you like video games, drawing, etc. cathartic creative activies.
>>28274841
>I didn't, my friends invited me to smoke
why aren't you ashamed to be this fucking predictable
why do you have to be posting here? why cant you go to b
>>28274732
Tell me what makes this human being so special that you'd want to make them feel wanted, apart from the fact that they have a pair of tits and a vagina
protip: you can't
>>28274933
Oh I see, only you can figure if life is worth living.
Its not always is, but mostly it is.
I still have some hope left to have a family someday.
Thats all I want in life, for the short term, move out and buy a cat.
Do you have hobbies?
>>28274940
>What do you see life as being?
it's like the inside of an aquarium tank, like I always have to be outside of it I can't be there completely. that maybe made no sense
>something bothering you
that's exactly it, I don't know what the problem is
>>28274945
what's predictable about this? I like this board more than /b/
>>28274933
eh, don't waste your time thinking about suicide. you either do it or you don't. Unless you have a bad relationship with your family, the older you get the more you realize how much it'd hurt them
>>28274993
No hobbies really. I mean, there are things I do regularly but I don't derive any particular enjoyment from them
>>28274701
Can you please fuck off?
Comment is unoriginal due to attention whores like you.
>>28274933
Why is it relevant to say then?
Could've left it out and you would've gotten the same outcome aside from (you)s and TFW no gf
>inb4 why does it matter, white knight assault team
>>28275023
that's why I haven't done it yet, but I really don't think i can get through another year
>>28275028
Yeah I feel you. I study all the time and dont enjoy it.
I just do it because its the best use of my time.
I really feel sad and empty, but as long as I have some hope left..
Best of luck anon.
>>28274995
>>28275028
You should get an aquarium for a hobby
I like to get high and watch my fish
they're my friends
glub glub
>>28274701
Re: your image file name, do you really have 4236790361 images named flying_high?
>>28274995
If you're not sure what has you sad, evaluate it and try to deduce what it is.
If you can't, then surmise it as being a purely emotional state and focus on more positive aspects of life. Especially your life.
>>28275086
not OP
Having a cat would be so cool.
I would love some company.
Do you have a pic of your fish?
>>28275048
you don't have to interact with me at all if you don't want to
>>28275049
I figured it would spark a discussion
>>28275074
you too
>>28275086
once I had a cactus and it died because I neglected it. I am not a very responsible person
>>28275096
LOL I would love to say "yes" but that would be a lie. the pic was grabbed off of google images search for "high" and it made me chuckle
>>28275107
it's a chemical issue, I have had severe depression for my entire life. i cannot see any way in which my life could improve and i can't think of anything that would make me happy or even happier than I am now
>>28275118
So without saying your a femanon there would be no attention.
>>28274982
Come on, everyone has a unique and tailored personality that is worthy of appreciation. I'll probably catch some flak for this but everyone's a special snowflake in my eyes.
>>28275146
what about your bf :3
>>28275146
Did you talk to your doctor about meds, or how they arent working for you?
Why are you here on r9k despite not being able to relate with robots?
How much of a whore are you?
By the way guys you can ask me things that aren't about me. I wanted to start this thread so that if you guys had any girl problems you'd be able to ask a girl about them
>>28275174
no, I suppose not
>>28275177
I don't have one
>>28275178
>meds
yes. on 300mg wellbutrin right now.
>how they aren't working
what I'm on right now gives me energy and mild manic episodes that allow me to be very productive. they also completely eliminate my appetite so I can stay very thin with little effort
>>28275186
I can't relate to anyone, it's not that different here
>>28275113
Yeah I have a lot of pics
>>28275118
I've been depressed for a long time too and i find that taking care of another living thing gives me a reason to live.
>>28275265
I'm the opposite way, I want to just have no obligation to live for other people
I am starting to care less and less about hurting other people though
>>28275229
So you're here for attention under the paper thin veil of "helping others" while intoxicated.
>>28275280
good luck with that edge lord
dumping kawaii fish pics
>>28275229
femanon please answer;
1. how many semen loads do you swallow on a daily basis?
2. how many times a day does chad creampie your rectum?
3. why do you have such a dirty obsession with semen
>>28275293
no, I don't think so
>>28275309
thank you. your fish are cute
>>28275311
ha ha
Do you like video games?
What about comic books?
If you could trade lives with a fictional character, who would it be and why?
>>28275229
Im the sad student from before.
I study all the time and Im broke.
Im pretty fit, ok looking and somewhat charismatic.
My friends try to hook me up with girls, but I always decline.
I see it as a waste of time since Im broke and study all the times.
My friend tell me it would be a good idea to meet girl and stuff. Get some practice and to go out more.
I think dating in this states would be super hard and waste both of our times, I should focus on dating once I have time and money.
What do you think?
>>28275321
>>28275311
what do you mean haha, i'm completely serious
>>28275321
why thank you
originalfish
>>28275265
>>28275309
Thanks for the fish friend, they look super dope!
How much maintenance to they require
How much money?
Whats the size of your aquarium?
>>28274701
Why do you pretend to be a girl?
>>28275321
you're secretive desu femanon.
>>28275323
I don't like any games that would "count" as actual video games. I mostly play papers, please
I don't like comic books.
>>28275337
god (rays of euphoria emit from my euphoric intelligence) because I like controlling things
>>28275346
I think you should wait until you have time and money. don't let other people tell you what you want. if you want to be single then be single. as long as you're happy and nobody is getting hurt
>>28275359
so was i
>>28275384
I don't
>>28275393
I guess
do u want to play terraria with me? does anyone want to play terraria with me? please
>>28275422
I love terraria! I only play with my little brother though
>>28275409
Got any favorite bands?
Favorite genres?
If these questions are obnoxious to answer what who were the last 3 artists/bands you willingly listened to?
>>28274701
>hey guise I'm high I'm a girl btw XD
>>28275409
> so was i
ok so you think i'm joking? do you swallow semen on a daily basis , yes or no
>>28275409
Yeah, I want to be in a relationship, but I dont think my heart could handle being broke one more time.
I'll keep doing what I'm doing until I have my life in order.
Thanks anon.
>>28275393
it's because he wants to stretch this attention seeking charade out for as long as he can.
ive been depressed for a while but idk if i would stoop this low.
>>28275422
I would if my laptop wasn't busted.
>>28275383
No problem happy to share
>How much maintenance to they require
a weekly water change so about an hour of work one day a week
>How much money?
the fish were on sale for 5 dollars I got a male and female and ended up with a bunch of free fish, I probably spent $300 on my actual aquarium
>Whats the size of your aquarium?
40g breeder
>>28275449
>bands
not really, the music I like depends on my mood but normally I listen to EDM/trap music.
All the good artists I can think of
>Blank Banshee
>A.G. Cooke (all of PCMusic really)
>Gameface
>jrab
>whereisalex
>>28275463
no
>>28275480
Take care of yourself anon
>>28274933
Your name starts with a J.
>>28275518
Thanks Anon, that look like such a nice hobbies! It look super comfy to look at.
I will buy some for sure once I get my life settled :3
Hopefully, my future cat wont bother them too much, I'll make sure he cant reach inside the aquarium.
>>28275518
Here's a cool view
>laying in bed stoned staring at this for hours
>>28275547
>Blank Banshee
>A.G. Cooke (all of PCMusic really)
Okay
Don't know the rest of those listed artists tho
Goodnight
>>28275562
no, but i am curious about what made you think that
if anyone wants to play terraria with me 69.122.55.28:7777
its just me on
>>28275055
how old are you? i swear to god if your the age im guessing, i will slap the shit out of your dramatic ass
>>28275547
so if you don't have any hobby's,why do you live?is there something that you enjoy doing in life
>>28275547
>extensive list of noise-makers
I retract >>28275562. She has good taste in music.
>>28275588
>no, but i am curious about what made you think that
>Doesn't even give an initial correction
are you fbi
>>28275580
Yeah that look amazing, lucky anon!
It really is pretty.
>>28275595
lol I'm20
>>28275596
it's momentum
>>28275603
yeah not a lot of people have my taste in music
>>28275610
what
>>28275588
I hurt a girl who used to frequent /r9k/, so I get paranoid that she'll just pop up while I'm shit-posting.
>>28275630
you're too young to be tired of living
>>28275229
You shouldn't be smoking weed if you're on Wellbutrin. Hell, you really shouldn't be smoking it at all if you're clinically depressed, weed for depression is a stoner excuse meme and it does more harm than good to people with real disorders because of how it affects your seratonin.
I made the mistake of smoking while on wellbutrin almost 10 years ago, and I've never been able to smoke without getting super depressed and full of anxiety since.
I'd look into a new antidepressant if I were you, I'm actually thinking of doing the same. I hated wellbutrin, it didn't actually make me feel better, it was more like an emotional straightjacket, and it also kind of killed my impulse control and I did a bunch of really embarrassing things while on it. I hear the new stuff is much better.
Honestly you sound a lot like me from your posts, I know that oppressive melancholy so damn well. Mine spikes to full on despair sometimes, but it's not always like non-depressed people think it is. I tend to think of it like there's a "despair meter" that has to hit 100% before I go full BAWWWWWW, and mine is always at 95%+ by default. Is yours that way as well?
>>28275568
Thanks good luck
glass tops for your aquarium are good for keeping hungry cats out btw
>>28275612
cheers
last pic i don't want to get annoying
>>28274701
DO you only post on r9k for attention? Can women offer 4chad anything other than blatant attention whoring and the occasional nude pic?
>>28275657
not op.when you are lets say a teenager or a young adult,you can see what future holds for you.a shitty job,getting a girl to marry and having a family.you don't have many options to pick, and the more you think about it the more you hate it.you keep asking yourself whats the point.
>>28275680
32 fishes :3
How do you control the numbers of the fishes?
Do you have to get rid of some sometime?
Idk, would it be cruel to give the excess fish to a cat?
>>28275646
holy shit I got sent that picture by a friend yesterday. not with that text superimposed but it was the same face
>>28275657
idk if there is such a thing
>>28275671
didn't smoke it for depression, I have no misconceptions about it helping with depression. although i do smoke and drink to get away from my feelings which has backfired today
I know what you mean about the "despair meter". I honestly don't know what's real any more, if my baseline is actually still below everyone else's and everyone just wants to die all the time as well and I'm just being a big baby
>>28275701
>4chad
lol
>>28275630
>20
oh shut the hell up. all u need is to stop being a fucking pussy, go get some good dick or good pussy and your whole woe is me mood will change
>>28275750
you have no idea what the future holds, no one does
>>28275756
Yeah i don't have that many in there anymore i gave most of them to a fish store, These fish in particular (Black Convict Cichlids) breed like fucking rabbits, so keep an all female tank with any fish is the way not to end up with unwanted babies.
you could feed them to your cat i guess
circle of life and what not.
>>28275878
>Black Convict Cichlids
Ok, I understand how to limit the population
Thanks anon, Ill ask a veterinary.
Ive read giving fish to cats is a bad idea, because most canned fish contains lots of toxins, but I think my own fish shouldnt be as toxic.
Idk I'll do my research before hand.
>>28275878
>Inferior social status and associated stress can affect digestive function in convict cichlids.
Wow, poor robot fish.
Kinda similar to human lol.
Can you spot the beta fish in your aquarium?
>>28275843
but history does tend to repeat itself. time and time and time. again.
>>28275775
I wish it were that easy apparently that is not original
>>28276015
All the beta fish died off because they got cucked out of there food by the superior bigger fish.
>>28276022
no one ever said it would be easy, but its something to work for
hope to it, faggot
i'm high and somewhat happy, you seem like a cool femanon, i have a few questions:
do you believe in the supernatural?
do you believe in god?
do you believe in objective truth?
do you believe in concepts like love?
do you like art?
do you like music?
do you like reading?
if you could be doing anything right now what would you do?
thanks and hope you feel better soon
>>28276036
Damn, thats savage
If I was the god of the aquarium, which fish should I sacrifice to the feline semi-god
The beta or the alpha?
If I kill the beta, they would have suffered their whole life.
If I kill the Alpha, they had a great life, but now the female fish will be stuck with unattractive the fish.
>>28276064
I don't really think it's worth the work
>>28276077
hey thanks I think you're cool too.
>do you believe in the supernatural?
I don't believe but I don't not-believe, either. I have the same opinion toward it as I'd have toward a giant invisible snail orbiting alpha centauri. I don't know and it really doesn't affect me
>do you believe in god?
see above. you might say that if there is a god that my lack of belief and lack of adherence to any religious moral code would actually affect me, but if god does exist and is someone I'd have to thank for my existence, then it's god's fault that I'm this way and I have nothing to be upset about because it would be unavoidable for me to be burning in the flames of hell for all eternity
>do you believe in objective truth?
I think humans use "objective" in an incredibly arrogant way. there is no way to conceptualize objectivity since in order to conceptualize anything we have to think about it, which requires consciousness, which implies subjectivity. but again it doesn't really affect me whether or not it exists since I'll never escape my own perspective
>do you believe in concepts like love?
that depends on how you define those things. when you talk about abstract concepts like that you can't really say anything to either effect
>do you like art?
What art? visual art is nice I suppose. I appreciate aesthetics more than many other things. but that could be a painting, a photograph, a physical object that's been designed well, etc.
>do you like music?
I don't know what counts as "music". it's a way to stimulate my senses I guess?
>do you like reading?
I like reading some things, yes
>if you could be doing anything right now what would you do?
This is pretty nice, maybe I'd like to be in freefall though it seems like a cool experience
>>28276121
The beta would not please the gods but you want to preserve the better genetics of your fish, quite the dilemma.
>i like to walk up to the aquarium and say "I ought to be like god to you" to my fish before i feed them
have to let them know the food can stop flowing at anytime you know?
>>28276285
Haha nice
I would sacrifice the beta, I need bulls fish to give the best offsprings
Poor robot fishes, at least they wont suffer too long.
>>28274701
Would you agree or disagree with this statement and to what degree? Pic related is the statement.
why are you high and sad?
>>28276373
For the greater good anon
the beta must die so alpha may grow strong the gods will it
>>28276387
pretty girls tend to have outwardly better lives, yeah, but I don't think there's any huge correlation between intelligence and capacity for happiness. so the fool part is a no and the beautiful part is a maybe
>>28276402
why is anyone anything
![laci-green-headshot-3-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bRRsE0Y.jpg "laci-green-headshot-3-[1].jpg")
what do you think of this woman?
>>28276239
high anon here, thanks for answering my questions, a couple more
have you ever contemplated reincarnation?
do you have any recurring dreams or daydreams?
what do you think is the point of life, if any at all?
>>28276467
true
but I don't drink just because. there's always a reason even if it is just to relax
>>28276500
Laci Green makes some interesting points and she seems like a nice enough person, but I don't agree with her on a large enough amount of things to like her all that much
>>28276504
no problem, thanks for your questions anon
>reincarnation
Yes I have contemplated it
>recurring dreams or daydreams
yes but I don't remember exactly what but I know they are scary in some way
>point of life
I mean it's kind of silly to ask that question since reason is something that's invented by humans so a reason for life being the way it is can only be defined by a human so I don't think it's a legitimate concept
>>28276511
I was looking to relax, mostly
>>28276387
I agree with it 90%, in the sense that ignorance is bliss and foolishness is fulfillment. If you're able to convince yourself the road you're walking is paved with gold what more could you possibly ask for? Who needs logic or reason when the wool's been comfortably pulled over your eyes, secure and content in the glass pyramid you surround yourself with? Of course it will come crashing down eventually, but the time spent in the foolishness bubble is invaluable.
will you suck my dick OP, please?
>>28274933
>I mean I will probably kill myself. nothing in my life is going wrong
Ever thought that you might have a depressive disorder which could be treated with medication or therapy?
Post belly button or feet
>>28275580
>tfw no gf to do that with
>>28276799
I'm on medication lol
fuck, marry, kill?
X
>>28276592
high anon here again, your welcome for the questions, i like to ask everybody this sort of stuff, thanks for giving such thoughtful answers, a lot of people react weirdly to this kind of stuff
i hope you find the happiness you seek, i hope you find relaxation, i hope your dreams become less fearful and more full of love, and i hope you help many anons tonight :^)
>>28276836
Yeah I didn't read that part til after I asked. How's therapy worked out for you?
will you be my lez gf and snuggle with me and let me drizzle chocolate sauce on your pussy and lick it off while I have you tied to the bed?
>>28275760
>holy shit I got sent that picture by a friend yesterday. not with that text superimposed but it was the same face
Wow, the universe is full of synchronicities. Are you a Leo or something? Maybe we're related, separated at birth. Maybe I'm you from five years ago. Who knows.
>>28276839
I'm not OP but
fuck the Russian, marry the Anglo-Saxon and kill the Jew, the Eskimo and all the niggers.
>>28274701
Is your name Lauren?
If so, fuck you
>120 replies
lolz
>>28276840
I wish you happiness too
>>28276881
it didn't
>>28277133
no
>>28277355
I am omgAugust 13th
>>28277476
my name is not lauren but I apologize on her behalf
>>28274701
Fuck off and die of ovarian cancer you slut. You're ugly, fat and its your fault your life sucks. You are to shit for this place.
Go suck a dick.
>>28274933
There is no "probably", only impulse.
>>28277492
Fuck you regardless.
Go back to /soc/ or /cgl/
Least you could do is post those sweater puppies and make this worth our while
>>28277562
Don't encourage her to be a whore. She will enjoy it more than you. Besides the only reason cunts attention whore here is because they were too ugly for soc.
What is your favorite anime?
>tfw someone stole your weed
>>28277531
I mean I don't have an impulse right this second but it's bound to happen at some point soon
>>28277595
anime is garbage
>>28277595
Please go back to the discord, you degenerate faggot
>>28277609
I don't use discord
>>28277492
>I am omg
This is neat. Do you make music?July 28th
>>28277631
nah. do you? i thought that cactus was a flip flop and it wouldn't be very fun to step on it
why can't i live in some sort of dream
>>28277648
>nah. do you?
Yeah.
Whats your favorite 2pac song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJAnQTwmJs
>>28277652
why do you want to
>>28277680
nice! do you want to link it so I can hear
>>28277691
I haven't heard much from him :( is that your favourite? what do you recommend i listen to anon
>>28277737
>is that your favourite?
Maybe, maybe not.
>what do you recommend i listen to anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNrg3rhFrsY
>>28277747
nice thank you anon
>>28277806
>nice thank you anon
you too
>>28277737
because it's a lot better living in a dream than being awake
