25 POUNDS OF TORSO AND COCK
>>28273855
nice balls, faggot
>things robots and sextoys have in common
>>28273855
what do women even use this for? why use this if they can just fuck any chad they want?
I'd get one of those, but I'm scared the phthalates will give me cancer.
>>28273855
tfw no quadruple amputee headless bf
>>28273907
>won't beat the shit out of you
>doesn't care if you've got horrible swamp-ass stink
>doesn't prematurely orgasm and go soft after five thrusts
>>28273855Things your toothbrush might say!
>>28273855
I want a tranny version. I wanna ride the D with a handful of tits.
>>28273907
>implying it's not for gays
that being said, as a woman I wish I had one.
it would be nice because I don't really care to talk to people or be around them.
>>28274095
i will come over and fuck you and not say a word
except maybe sorry, i will probably say sorry a lot while having sex
>>28273855
>tfw no robot bf
why you remind me
>>28274122
but you will still judge me for being a disgusting mess of a person.
25 pounds of torso and cock would never judge me.
>>28273855
>tfw grabbed a big banana today and got really hard
What do I do with this information?
WHERE ARE MY 90 LBS OF ASS WEBMS
YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD MAKE MORE
>>28274392
>25 pounds of torso and cock would never judge me
/words you never expected to read/
why the fuck does it have ugly moobs tho
i'd get the skinny twink-ish version of this
>>28273994
>>doesn't care if you've got horrible swamp-ass stink
>>doesn't prematurely orgasm and go soft after five thrusts
You can only have one of those things actually.
>>28273855
Is that how big women want their cocks?
>>28273886
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Sick burn Anon
>>28274095
>as a woman
I hope you get raped with a branding iron
>>28273855
I want to buy one of these, install it to the wall and hang my housecoat on it.
How the fuck am I supposed to be able to compete with this??
>>28278321
you don't
you opt out and play video games instead
>>28278321
Bad luck goy.
