Have you ever touched an ass before, robots?
>>28271392
>that resolute set to her jaw after she figures out what the heck happened
>>28271392
YEAH YOUR MOMS LMAO
>>28271392
I like to drive out to places and cup a few feels. I'm OCD-paranoid, though, so I always make sure to wear some kind of disguise and park far away from my target area. You'd be amazed by just how many women don't even try to slap you. You'd be even more amazed by how many even seem like they enjoy it. I think that evolutionarily they're basically designed that way, to like it. They want to be "used", it's a major female kink
>>28271392
One time in high school I had mega-creepy crush on this HOT girl and I made my friend dare me to touch her butt. She was standing at a lunch table talking and our cafeteria was really busy so I thought I would walk by her like I was trying to get through the crowd and then brush my hand against her ass accidentally as I was going by.
Instead the crowd cleared at the last second, I was obviously and unnecessarily close by her, I barely even touched, the back of a single knuckle of my index finger scrapped a few centimeters of denim.
Even so the whole cafeteria immediately went still and everyone at the table she was talking at started going wild and cracking up. She turned around looking confused and just kind of looked at me with this little expression and then turned back around, which I always found hot.
Most ass I touched.
>>28271539
I don't know why I'm asking for this, but greentext?
>>28271539
as soon as you encounter a woman with balls enough to report you then you're fucked. your ass is all over cctv and authorities will have no problem backtracking until they find out who you are.
PS, instead of sexually assaulting people just fucking pay for an escort and get the full package.
I touch my own plump ass and pretend it's a girl's.
>>28271392
>it's just a prank bro
She thoroughly enjoyed that the skank.
>>28271416
>>28271666
>tumblr.gif
It's staged.
I grabbed my fuck buddy's ass pretty good while she was riding me last night.
>>28271392
i use to spank my cousins ass all the time when i was a kid
I have touched two (2) female ass
>>28271600
I know everything's recorded. You underestimate my disguise.
Prostitution is illegal, and the women aren't great. Further, it makes me sick to imagine paying some stupid whore 200-300 bucks for a single hour. Any man should feel the same way, unless he's rich. Further, it's just not the same. I'd be the submissive, giving her the money. There's not that raw power which is really the whole point of sex dynamics for me
>>28271600
>cctv
Lol britfags
>>28271392
I've touched three naked female asses before, fucked one, and was facefarted by one.
>>28271880
how do you disguise yourself? and where do you go to grope asses?
In Driver's ed a girl squeezed past my seat, because the aisle as narrow, and my and was grabbing the top of the back of my seat because I was talking to someone behind me, so her ass pressed against my hand. she had a 8/10 ass and was one of the schools's most prominent Stacys so i still fap to the memory.
>>28271600
How about women don't display themselves like bags of fuck meat in public so we don't have too?
>>28271550
>this little expression
Describe it
>>28271392
Of course. I'm not a virgn, virgin.
Lmao
>>28272499
literally mudslime logic.
>>28272633
this makes me want to keep being a virgin. feels like im gonna come out retarded if i do fuck somebody.
>>28271392
I guess I have. Does accidentally count?
If that counts I touched a hot classmate's sister's ass while playing table tennis.
In 8th grade we also had to play this weird game in class where all guys sit on a chair and all the girls have to move around from chair to chair and sit on the guys laps. Some of the girls jumped up pretty high(because you had to be fast, don't remember the reason)and I was extremely scared that I might pop a boner. I didn't however as I was trying my hardest to not get a boner.
That day many girls asses touched me, don't know if that counts either but yeah, it was quite nice actually.
>>28273255
what the fuck kind of school game is that
>>28272986
muslims are bad because they're brown, not because they're wrong
>>28273394
I have no idea to be honest. I don't know what it's called in english but it's like that game where everyone has to sit on a chair and one chair gets removed each round.
It might have been during sex ed. week or something, dunno.
We also had these games where you mix everyones name up and get a random piece of paper with someone's name. Once you guess right you had to pick a name and all the names usually went clockwise. During the game I kept track of my crush and said her name every chance I got so she would come over and sit in my knee. Shit was pretty cool desu.
>>28271392
No, but I accidentally dropped my books in the hall in middle school and a qt girl grabbed my butt with both hands.
>>28273540
>sit on a chair and one chair gets removed each round.
Musical chairs
>>28271392
yeah but they were a strippers
>>28271392
I touched a lot of ass when I went to a nightclub with a couple of friends.
Most girls are either drunk or minding their own business so it's not like they notice.
>>28271928
Go on then, Joyce.
Tell it.
>>28271392
Neveron purpose
