you must be anon, i have foreseen your arrival...come, I have much to teach you and our time here is short
>>28270417
What would you have me do?
>>28270417
Oh sorry man I'm busy right now I'll see ya later though
not now Sifu, im not ready.
>the shoes + awful goatee
Classic.
my sifu could literally pull that shit off..without the shoes of course. meh its a shitty atire, but non the less. the sword skills are legit
>>28270450
i'm afraid there is no time to explain, forces are at work against us
*throws you a dai-katana*
now let's see how prepared you are
>>28270512
>>28270618
>sifu
Is this like the chink version of sensei?
>>28270722
Significant other maybe?
Sifu means Father teacher
>>28270662
*With a tip of my fedora, I lunge at you with a sweeping, euphoric strike*
>>28270417
Heh, a tough guy eh?
>>28270844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZY-Ec6Mq4U
>>28270844
*i teleport behind you and knock you out instantaneously*
"you're ten years too early to take me on"
>>28270844
>Teleport behind you
>impale you with kitana
>nothing personal brah
>>28270844
*teleports out of the way*
tch, nothin personnel kid but you're gonna have to be a lot faster than that
>>28270863
don't worry, OP i'll take care of this asshole *fallows anon*
>>28270911
oh man, this is meant to be a parody, right? right?!
that fucking skillet music too holy shit
this is the most ironic roleplaying i have seen in a long time
>>28271044
Parody? Dude that's some of the finest choreographed fighting since Oldboy.
>>28270921
>*shadow crows fly out of my corpse*
>you: "N-NANI!"
>I smile menacingly behind you and take slow steps, then flash step to you
>take 3 steps past you
>sheath sword
>explosion of blood comes out of you after short delay
>>28271033
>I'm here huckleberry
>>28271106
*gets into dragon stance* look, buddy it dosent have to be like this, leave OPs turf or else.
>>28271151
>sorry kid, but I choose else
>>28270417
>"My katana hasn't tasted blood in a long while"
>"maybe it's time to do something about that"
>I walk down the path with an evil look and a big grin on my face
>suddenly a gust of wind blows past
>"come out, I can sense your presence"
>as I finished my sentence a black shadow looking being jumps out from the bushes.
>"I've been expecting you, anon"
>I can feel a chilling aura behind me
>he teleported behind my while I listened to his shadow
>I swiftly turn around and block katana swipe at my back
>"Hah, you think I will die that easy?"
>"Maybe it's time, my katana could use some taste of your blood"
>I throw away my trenchcoat into the wind and it flies away into the sky
>he replies "tchh we'll see about that"
>I put my both hands on the katana hilt and bend forward slightly to do a sprinting attack
>I proceed and do my sprinting attack and swipe my blade across his chest
>*clap* *clap* *clap*
>it was a shadow clone
>"You have to do better than that if you want to defeat someone like me, anon"
>he jumps up into the air and does a diagonal swipe upwards
>I also jump into the air and meet his blade with mine
>*cling* *ssching*
>we both land with our backs turned against eachother
>"Not bad, anon"
>when I look back no one is there
>I can hear his footsteps coming towards me
>I raise my plade to reflect his attack
>*kachiiiing*
>there's a tiny amount of blood near the tip of my katana
>I turn my head to the right and see him leaning against a tree
>he has a scar on his cheek that looks really fresh
>"You did good anon, you've proven yourself worthy of walking my path"
>I sheath my katana
>as I'm about to bow and thank him for my compliment I notice he is gone
>there's something over by the tree where he was leaning
>It's a fedora, I decide to pick it up
>I turn over the fedora and notice there's a piece of paper inside
>I read the paper
>"You fought honorably and wise today anon. One day you might grow stronger than me." - Your future self
>>28270956
Tch! *anime sweat drop*
Nietzsche! Lend me your power!
*I raise the daikatana, as if to scorch the very heavens themselves*
UBERMENSCH LIGHT-SPEED CANNON
>>28271226
*gets out of dragon stance and sheaths katana* ug *pushes up glasses* guess your not the reasonable type *hip fires all 30 rounds from AK 47*
* what's up guys
* don't mind me
* just gonna sell some tickets to the show
* maybe some hot dogs too
>>28271351
fuck off back to tumblr and take your shitty "fandom "with you
>throws original crew-signed copy of Akira in the middle of all of them
>I needed some entertainment for today
>>28271270
OH SHIT. That twist at the end gave me chills.
>>28271086
>my body cracks and shatters like glass
>your sword is in your own stomach
>"since when were you under the impression that i had not released my shikai"
>your body splits in two in a spurt of blood
>>28271270
10/10 would read again (and will)
>>28270417
It's an edgelord...
so it's decided...
I must become...
ONE OF THEM
